TT we describe video games and try to guess them
>be a nigger
>your mum gets killed by the bloods
>nigger police kidnaps you
>eventually lets you go and you steal a bike
>go to nigger neighborhood
>find old friends
>old friends turn on you
>kill them
>kill nigger police
>fuck hookers
FUCK i meant ITT
>>24536435
Your game is --GTA: San Andreas
timid young japanese boy occasionally saved by his neglectful mother when losing to bullies his father made him confront
>>24536435
>have a nice family
>slave robot making you coffee
>have a wife and a baby son
>nuclear apocalypse
>go to an underground bunker
>get frozen
>random guy kills your wife and takes your baby
>later get unfrozen
>find your baby
>he's actually your grandpa
>he's a nazi
>be guy
>someone lends you a honda
>you win a race
>buy first car
>mexican guy is your friend
>people make fun of you
>a gang starts to harass you
>girl with a hello kitty car likes you
>you challenge her
>she gets angry
>she loses her car
>you take it back from a crazy mechanic
>you challenge the gang
>win
>become the best
>>24536579
fallout?
>You're asleep
>Abstract creatures
>Abstract areas
>Grey man
>>24536435
run around and go upside down
space man who needs to get home
anxiety over assigned sex chromosomes
reddish brown
>everyone's a zombie
>including you
>kill god
>self immolate
>be a child
>single mom
>dive into random ass trapdoor
>drop some acid and cry a lot about social abuse
>kill some monsters that aren't real
>literally become your dead cat
>kill your mother, yourself, and Satan on the regular
>>24536668
VVVVVV?
>>24536579
fallout 4
>>24536435
SA
>>24536668
metroid
>>24536579
fallout 4
>>24536675
Prototype?
>Kill a bunch of soldiers carrying AEK-971's with an AEK-971
>>24536701
not even close, dude
>take tram to work
>talk to old niggas
>push cart
>fuck.png
>kill things
>kill people
>kill big baby
>pasty guy puts you in a void
>>24536621
yumi nikk
>>24536703
FUCKING AEK AND M16 SHITTERS
BATTLEFIELD3
>>24536728
half life 3
>>24536728
Alf Life
>main character betrays you, the player, around 1/4 to 1/2 through the game
>also main female protag has the world's missing ocean inside of her
>>24536608
midnight club 2?
>>24536435
San An you simple minded faggot
>>24536435
>Tactical
>Espionage
>Action
>>24536775
not midnight club
> be kid
> have twin brother
> pig people from the future
> family destroyed
> mom ded
> capitalism arrives to simple town
> town abandoned
> dog
> kill obese boy from future
> kill obese boy robot
> find mask man
> mask man is brother
> mom save ur life
> brother sudoku with lightning
>appear out of no where
>be cold
>run around
>hungry.gif
>find gats
>kill anyone
>get killed
>reappear and restart
>>24536687
among the sleep?
>>24536435
>Travel to far off medieval land comprised of multiple warring kingdoms
>Arrive in a city
>Get mugged
>Local merchant saves you, and says his brother has been kidnapped by mugger's associates. Says the town castellan is working with these outlaws and letting them do their mischief
>Asks you to rescue his brother
>Tell you to get men to help you
>Tells you to ambush bandits associated with kidnappers
>Capture one and he tells you where their base is
>Storm base, rescue brother
>Return to town, merchant has prepared some men to help with a coup to remove the outlaws and corrupt castellan
>Coup happens
>Merchant pays you and leaves, being exiled by the king for undermining his authority by acting outside of it
>Leave town
>Hunt down perps, deliver letters, fight off outlaws, raid villages and caravans, take part in tournaments, start up businesses in cities, captrure castles and fight armies in the field, building a kingdom for yourself or your king
YES I MADE A LINE OUT OF FALLING BLOCKS
MEANWHILE STACEY IS OUT THERE SUCKING COCKS
>>24536839
Nope. Close in the "what the fuck even is this game" aspect and small child aspect but nothing else.
>be a male character
>working for the gov't
>terrorism increases as public begins to die due to pandemic
>bang bang shooty at sandnigging turrists
>turns out a secret group who created the pandemic
>wait holy fuck a splinter group of the secret group is responsible
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALIENS ARE REAL
>USSR was the first puppet regime for the rogue faction of this secret group
>secret group weak and powerless, desperately fighting behind the scenes to topple the masterminds, who are in the midst of purging untermensch
>chinks want to SHUT IT DOWN
i feel like this one is too obvious
>>24536687
The Binding of Isaac
>always hungry no matter how much you eat
>everything you eat goes straight to your ass
>>24536879
kek f-a-m
>>24536838
Rust
>>24536799
Need for speed underground 2
>sent to a ship
>disembowel contaminated crew
>>24536871
Feast and Feast:Feastbands
>>24536921
Bingo f a m
>>24536788
Fission Mailed 2
>>24536935
your almost right, same type of game
>>24536956
Dunno how you play fa.m but I never go to feasts. I'm one man against the world, raiding villages for loot, me and my swad knights killing everyone. I ain't got no time to appease some bitch ass lords sheeeit!
>>24536435
>be me
>but also 7 other mes
>>24537009
Mercenary contracts are pretty great for money since its guaranteed constant fighting if you have decent troops and trainer companions.
The problem is, this leads to feast notifications all day if you're with swadia and you can't even attend the feasts because of not a noble
>>24536947
dead space
>>24536904
crysis?
>>24536838
sounds like borderlands 2 apart from the hungry part
>>24536557
Neon Genesis: Evangelion
>>24536608
NFSU 1 or maybe 2
>>24536435
> "Old men are the future!"
> "What a shame"
>>24537074
>crysis?
nope. not even sure if it's close since i haven't played crysis
>>24536675
Dark souls
>>24536435
>have to rescue your buddies from a us military black site
>your base gets blown up on the way back and you get put in a 9 year long coma
>you build an army to exact revenge on the guy who fucked you over 9 years ago
>fight skulldudes
>you shoot your own men since they're infected by the parasites
>you finally kill the main bad guy but yo
>>24537074
not borderlands, think of appearing out of nowhere as spawning in
>>24537161
ground zero's/ phantom pain
>shooting Japs
>shit weapons
>two map rotation
>rescue an old man from a DJ octopus
>be military
>opposing commander kidnaps your general and most of your squad
>need to save them
>save them
>find out your whole life is in alternate dimension
>go to alternate dimension to hunt down opposing commander
>kill him with a dog
good luck faggots.
>>24537061
I just fight people. I raid a couple of their villages, piss of that faction then use them as my personal shitting ground til i get bored and take half their kingdom as mine.
Tfw Swadian Knights are functionally immortal
>>24537102
Desu Ex
>>24537237
ur a kid ur a squid
>>24537296
Correct! Here's a celebratory video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C09mVotXmHI
1
>heli gets shot down
>enter nearest building
>I HOPE THIS IS NOT ????? BLOOD
2
>top down iphone tier game
>creative exploration game
>lackluster strategy game
>economics
3
>punk bird
>demon dog
>rasta unicorn
>metal dragon
>skeleton reptile
nightmare mode
4
>W A R L O R D _ O N L I N E
> be sleep on island
> have nightmare of ultra giga nigga
> oneitis wakes u up
> do shit for oneitis
> race chad
> watch sunset with chad and oneitis
> night time
> micro niggers appear
> shitty ass stick is useless
> see chad
> chad accepts the negros, and is consumed by negro portal
> he left a shitty ass key
> u fuck up the micro niggers and find oneitis
> it was a hologram
> drug dealer appears
> drug dealer leaves ur body in a ghetto alley
> ghetto dog licks you
> guy tries to mug you
> guy still ends up mugging u and drags you into his hotel with qt
> wake up to see oneitis
> it was shitty ass ninja
> talk to redneck clerk
> talk to old guy
> go to place
> dog and duck fall onto u
> fight giant statue
> they take u on a ride
> nigga ass duck crashes into jungle
> everyone separated
> cougar attacks you
> jungle man save u
> #%?**!
> find lady
> find guy hunting gorilla
> guy hunting gorilla is pegged by lizard
> kill lizard
> fly off with dog duck again
> many worlds later
>be flying to anus of cave
>repeat boss battles
>final boss
>find some ghetto ass chad on ur island
>o shit he has a negro on his back
>kill that chad
>chad evolves and absorbs u
> chad is now giant goat mass chad
> kill goat mass chad
> find door
> open door
> light
> see horde of micro negros on the other side
> try closing door with duck and dog
> real chad is on the other side pushing
> dumb ass rat nigga who been gone the whole game helps close door too
> closed door with them on other side
> see oneitis
>oneitis floating away on an tiny ass pile of sand
> nigga doesnt even want to jump the smallest fucking gap
> oneitis gones forever back to island
> many years later
> crazy blonde bitch puts u in a coma
>>24537277
Harvest moon: friends of mineral town
>>24537379
Crash Bandicoot?
>>24537408
never played harvest moon, but no. the one im thinking of is older and on n64/ps1
>Wake up
>Shit be fucked family
>Get fucked up by wolfman
>Wake up in heaven
>Tiny cum skeletons give you weps
>Go back and fuck up wolfman
>Now go get fucked in the ass by literally everything
>>24536838
Dayz senpai
I'll do the same one from the last thread, since no one got it
>be a prisoner
>government releases me onto some island
>it's full of dark skinned xenophobes
>do some dirty work for a bunch of white skinned people and some of the higher up/less xenophobic darkies
>contract island AIDS/zombie plague, but be the only person the cure doesn't kill
>learn I'm the xenophobes' messiah, destined to go to a volcano and beat the half dead narcissist who lives there (and created the island AIDS)
>after somehow gaining the support of the hateful darkies, equip all of their Jesus's gear and march on the volcano
>beat the narcissist and get sent by some cunt to fuck up a different continent
>>24537496
obviously morrowind
>>24537533
yes
you get a gold Nerevar
>>24536929
san andreas...
>>24537612
Nope.
Answer is pic.
>>24537037
that's real life, my friend.
>>24536768
Pls do tell. I wanna play that
>>24537379
I believe that is kingdom hearts
>GIANT INSECTS
>SEVEN YEARS
>also aliens
>you wake up in a hospital
>almost everybody hates you for no reason
>there's an old guy and his sex doll
>you kill insane people
>there are monsters and stuff
>you can't talk
>everyone trapped in this hell eventually either goes insane or dies
>the few living, not insane people who haven't gotten killed yet don't want to help you
>the background music always sounds depressing
>there is no way to save the world, you're just surviving and you're stuck here forever
>>24537037
Killer 7
>>24536435
>press a
>stare into the coffee
>>24537074
>NGE
Kek
>>24537813
To be fair I thought it first too
>fall in love with girl
>help girl's daddy (some old dude) take his rightful place as dictator
>girl gets gang-molested by your worst enemy
>not only that, but she also decides to join them afterwards
>girl's daddy doesn't care, tries to kill you instead
>become depressed and an outlaw, start drinking
>your only friends are some religious fanatics
>most of them die too
It's like /r9k/: the game
>>24537805
You hear it Zach?
>get off a boat
>everyone hates you for some reason
>you have to get people to like you by doing shit
>>24537449
Blodbern
>>24537786
Another Bloodborne.
>get off boat
>fly from lighthouse
>get drugged up
>find a girl
>get attacked by bird people
>kill girls dad
>have flashback
>guy wants ur baby
>u r everyone
>>24538218
2ez m8.
Bioshock unlimited
>No real story - line
>Play with friends and robots
>Only way to get better is to do the same thing repetitively
>Cut trees all day
>>24538248
Minecraft and simular shit?
>be prisoner
>not sure what I'm in for but fuk it
>up next to be executed
>wtfisthat.fg.t
>dragon out of no where
>manage to run away with retard friend
>finally make it to nearby town after miles of sewers and wild rats
>hungry af
>decide to kill a chicken that's wondering about
>piss off entire town
>apparently it's some sacred chicken
>die
>>24538330
You're not evene trying, anon-kun.
>>24538330
>>>/reddit/good GOD robot
>you play a futuristic version of the American Civil War in space with aliens
>>24538494
Halo?
>>24538535
nopeoriginal post
>>24538535
>American Civil War in space
>Halo
wat?
>>24538595
it makes sense if you don't think
>>24537834
Starcraft
>EVERYONE IS DEAD
>SPACE N SHIT
>>24538759
Most likely Dead Space.
Otherwise Doom.
>>24538775
Doom takes place in Hell. So, Dead Space.
>>24538494
what's the answer?
>>24538793
I'm surprised no one guessed it. It's StarCraft.
>be a kid in a good family
>mom gets fucked up by a dino
>thief breaks into castle
>big electrical tower
>monkey in desert
>giant city
>music venue
>needles
>fight a 10,000-year old child
>final boss is your brother
>>24538824
H-Halo?
>>24536817
father 3
>the galaxy is in danger
>its up to you and your ethnically diverse friends to either save the galaxy or slightly rudely save the galaxy
>>24536817
Fuck, if I saw this I wouldn't have made my own.
Your hints are better, too.
>be a child
>fall into a hole
>meet your new mom
>sloughter everyone
>turns out you are possessed
>sell your soul to the local devil
>start again
>>24538864
Ass Effect
>>24538864
Would it happen to be Mass Effect?
>>24538883
TumblrtaleNever played the game
>warrior
>lost your friend
>kill other warriors with gardening tool
>be soldier
>like to smoke
>have super aids
>???
>major plot hole 1
>???
>some literally who becomes a major character to piss everyone off
>???
>major plot hole 2
>???
>It was all just a dream anyway, lol
>My legs are OK
>>24538913
Shovel Knight
>>24538864
Mass erect. This made me laugh
>>24536675
Dank Souls
>>24538928
Ayy
original comment
>>24538919
Metal Gear Liquid?
>wake up in hospital
>hospital is empty, almost no light, blood everywhere
>flying bat heads, gigantic mass of flesh with knife hands, and a lunatic paraplegic
>you killed your own wife
>masturbating chads
>maniac manlets
>stacies literally dripping with semen
>this used to be a nice neighborhood
>GIRLS WITH JETPACKS ARE THE NATURAL ENEMY OF GIANT INSECTS
>DID I MENTION WE HAVEN'T SEEN GIANT INSECTS IN 7 YEARS
>THE GIANT INSECTS EVOLVED INTO DRAGONS
>GIANT INSECTS
NOW GO LEVEL AN ENTIRE CITY IN ORDER TO SAVE IT FROM THE BUGS
>>24538982
L4D
>>24538951
ayy, 2, to be precise.
>be a tiny human
>get paid to go on quests to viciously murder larger creatures
>collect their remains and materials to use to upgrade your weapons and armor
>repeat ad nauseam
Four friends cheat death and go on an adventure to contain a planet destroying explosion in a bubble and sacrifice themselves in vain.
>>24539012
Monster Hunter?
>>24539022
Ayy my fellow hunter
>faggy knight kidnaps the princess for some reason
>beat his ass
>king uses your victory as an excuse to waste money on a bridge
>i fucking hate imps>endgame boss is the culmination of janky timeloop shit and the faggy knight's eternity of kucked feelings
>>24538824
Mother 3
>the story of a man who uses homing nukes that fly at the speed of turtle and rolling at a 45-degree angle to massacre fuckhuge amounts of bugs, an alien invasion and a Godzilla knockoff all by himself
>>24539068
Not-so-Final Fantasy
>>24536435
>>be a nigger
>>your mum gets killed by the bloods
gta sa, that was far too easy
>>24539068
What is first fantasy, alex?
>>24538705
Pretty sure Kerrigan isn't related to Mengsk.
>be knight
>wizard wages war against your kingdom
>you are literally the only person to get killed in the battle against him, in the first 5 minutes
>king tells everyone that you're a hero and killed him
>many years later
>wizard comes back
>resurrects a zombie army
>also resurrects you
>some heads on the wall tell you to go and kill the wizard to restore your honour
>giant death machines on a farm
>ant nest in a forest
>flying pirate ship
>you are a skeleton
fuck what a 10/10 game this was
>>24539146
Yeah but Mengsk was obviously like a father to her
>>24536675
Siren blood curse?
>be villager
>suddenly dragon
>you are now magic zombie jesus
>>24536768
Baten Kaitos?
Sometimes this bot really gets on my nerves, mang.
>>24539161Medievil
My nigga.
That game is still fucking amazing.
>>24536435
I guessed San Andreas when you said be a nigger
>>24539247
Fuck yes cunt
>be germ
>infect everyone on planet
>evolve and kill everyone
>TFW you forgot to infect Madagascar and they all live
>>24539122
>>24539133
checked AND correct
here's a slightly more obscure one
>floating tower annihilates everything
>wake up
>explode out of a cave and scare the shit out of some guy
>bear-tigers roam the plains
>gbc version is shit
>be a man
>in a world of men
>no wemen around
>exept for little girl you find somehow
>raise her in isolation so that nobody gets that child pussy
>she is getting kidnapped
>lose both arms in a quest to save her
>she wants to be gangbanged becaue she is an independent woman
>you die
>In DLC girl becomes top warlord of the wasteland by killing everyone in sight and being more edgy than her sword
>be assigned to a being called the Batter
>purify the world
>>24536621
Lsd dream emulator
>>24539360
>>24539411
LISA & OFF
>Be solider
>Helicopter crashes
>Run a base on the sea
>Fanservice Sniper
>Extract People
>Skullman makes language unspeakable
>Into Quarantine
>Don't talk a lot
Or the second one
>Be solider
>Arms ripped off
>Robotic Arms and Legs
>Kill allies who are now enemies
>Turns out one of them was a good guy
>Kill your last comrade
>Die
>>24537786
Sounds like Arkam Asylum
>be waste of skin in prison
>some fruity knight unlocks cell and frees you
>kill an ugly shit with a fat ass
>get kidnapped by a crow
>talk to some weird worm-snake, says im the chosen one
>kill a shit ton of demons, monters, knights, and pseudo-gods
>only to be set on fire
>wake up in prison cell
>JUST FUCK ME UP
>>24538330
One oif those legend of link games
>>24539684
Dark Souce again? Be original.
>>24539616
First is pretty obvious.
>be alredy a demon, Kaz
>be famous athlete
>shit relationship with dad
>Friend of dad visits you
>Weird shit happens and you end up in the future
>Hot foreign chick helps you kill a monster
>You meet her cousin
>The two of you fall in love
>Too bad you're a ghost
>>24539616
2nd one is deus ex human revolution, right?
>no friends cause own Jump Tank
>jus wanna be normal middle schooler
>buy Frog friend
>frog friend escapes and hops into street
>truck crashes and spills nuclear waste on Frog friend
>washes into sewer
>enter sewr after Frog friend
>fight through legions of sewr monsters
>thisholeisdeep.yermoms
>confront Frogfriend with hyped up scattergun and 'nades
>kill new/only best Frog friend
>feels batman
>Think to be Orphan
>Foster father gets killed
>Something wrong with the iron
>Oh shit he is my half-brother!
>Blonde Edgelord
>Your friend finds you
>I'M GONNA KILL PRAXIS
>Actually don't kill Praxis
>Save the city
>relic of the past with multiple sequels but still has a large community due to autism and depth
>wave cheating and fun canceling
>>24539684
NG+ isn't actually canon family.
>you are an elf
>you're also a nationally recognized swordsman
your job is to defeat demons threatening the land
>your job is also to fuck as many men and become impregnated by them as you can because the elf race is going extinct
>you can be impregnated by most monsters as well as long as it's male
>when you become pregnant with a specific man or monster's child you gain skill bonuses from their sperm for as long as you're pregnant
>when you're pregnant you can give birth at any time in private and in public
>when you do it in public though all of the town watches and masturbates to it
>your children get raised at the church/orphanage which is also where you go to get healed and where you store your demons
>there are three demons in total
>once you've defeated each of them they're in the church and they use magic to make you grow a dick so you can fuck them since the demons are all female
>once you've fucked the demon the demon becomes pregnant and it uses magic to transfer the baby over to your womb
>demon skill bonuses are fucking amazing
>if you walk around naked sometimes villagers will randomly rape you
>>24536579
morrowind
>>24536435
>AIM IS IN THE REACH ZONE
>FIRE AT INFANTRY
>I HATE IT
>I DONT HAVE ROUNDS
>>24540056
jesus christ give me the name
>>24538248
Woodcutting on Runescape
>>24540181
it's called vitamin quest
it's a pretty short game, if your
pc isn't already set to japanese locale it's a pretty big job just for a three hour masturbation session
here's a link if you want to try it in any case
http://hentaifromhell.org/vitamin-quest/
>>24537871
morrowind right?
>>24537871
red dead redemption?
>>24539292
pandemic 2
EZPZ
>You start bankrupt
>Have to run past the first boss, debt until you finally plunge down and take it.
>Your product of choice is the biggest influence on the game
>The more humanity you get the more your customers like you, but it's easy to fault
>Some companies are too big to fail until you arrive and complete your mergers
>If your company fails and dies, you still exist in game but you have one chance to recollect all your money and humanity. Or start from scratch with the money you spent on your advanced product and experience
>start out on space station
>aliens attack
>blow up ship
>more aliens so up to fuck up earth
>you fight them off
>you chase them
>they land on alien space installation
>you kill one of their leaders
>FUCKING PARASITES
>you get tenticle raped
> mr rapeytells you and another alien to go get a key
>you find key
>boss battle
>game ends
>>24536435
>be a nigger
gta sa
>>24540295
Dork souls
>>24540370
Halo 2
>giant bugs enslave people
>magician opens portal to another land
>kill bunnies
>kill chickens
>kill cows
>random quests
>macro to level up
>games dead lol
>take the fall for a crime
>arrested
>black guy saves the day
>work for dagos
>work for japs
>kill dagos
>kill old girlfriend
>fly into sunset with roastie whore
>>24539784
FFX. I doubt many people remember Yuna and Rikku being related, it was sorta pushed aside to make room for more pressing matters ingame. Like the giant resurrecting space whale of death for example.
>>24540009
Maylay
>>24540056
I want to play this
>>24536579
Oh god damn, this is about as hard as
>you get a handheld portal device
Can anyone get this?
>>24540245
Looks like an rpgmaker game. Is it?
>>24540487
Gta 3 ?
>be a punk
>kill your own Father and Mother
>your whole family hates you and hunts you
>join the crazy people living in the woods
>punch the shit out of everyone multiple times
>go to end of the world
>go back home
>your dad and mom is still alive
>punch the shit out of him again
Boy goes on an adventure with a bunch of friends involving eggs. Some eggs get pretty big
>>24540594
Nobody bothered to type it out. Fall in fall out 4
>be poor cab driver
>armed men make you drive them to a bar
>start working for their boss
>disobey him a few times
>whatever, he'll never find out
>he does
>snitch on boss
>skip town
>get killed 20 years later
>Not so sure about the king's decisions
>Demotes me from commander of red wings
>The king fucking tricks me? Bomb innocent village
>This golbeze asshole shows
>King totally out of control stealing crystals
>Become a paladin
>>24540610
This sounds awesome
>>24540602
this is the correct answer and an original comment
>born from thin air
>only purpose in life is to make beams of light change color
>voice in head gives you orders
>fade away when killed
>>24537747
EDF! EDF! EDF!
>>24538992
"Do you have a girl back home?"
>>24536701
Dead souls?
>be in a gang
>ride a nuke and disarm it
>become president
>fight aliens from a matrix style land
>nothing makes sense
>>24540761
Saints row 4. That series really went to hell after the second one.
>>24540794
This comment is factually incorrect and should be ignored by everyone
>Get killed
>You're actually not dead
>Take over Walt Disney's city
>>24540798
the 3rd was good but the 4th sucked ass
>>24540632
No one's gonna get it because I seriously doubt anyone remembers it existed
>>24540733
Soldier dialogue is objectively awesome.
"Did you propose?"
"Don't get your hopes up."
"Why did you get married?"
"FOR MY WIFE!"
>>24540830
I like what you're bringing to the table, flip those numbers around and we have a deal
>you're a photography student at a high school in Oregon
>the dialogue in the game makes you cringe and throw your keyboard through the monitor
>>24540695
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATACK
FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK
THE E D F DEPLOYS
I can't wait for the EDF 4.1 to finally get a European release. I want to go on thrilling underground expeditions with spider mechs.
>>24540862
Life is totally weird guise xD
>>24536608
Need for Speed 1
>get sucked into magical world through TV
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>alternatively AN SO AN while making gang signs with your hand
>make super weapon
>kill evil bitch
>somehow go back to your couch watching TV or something
>buy hats
>laugh about baddies without hats
>>24541228
I havent played it, but...
Saints Row?
>be a taxi driver
>fixing bad tire
>gangsters shooting at each other
>they force you to drive them to safety
>you join them
>>24541236
TF 2? yay, comment not original..fuck this shiit
>>24541364
MAFIA 1?, loved that game
>>24536435
>Spoiled rotten girl swimming in cash
>Parents either go missing or die
>Decide to go looking for my mother
>It's literally life consuming, a huge obsession
>End up going to valhalla
>All clues point to her being there
>Find her
>It turns out she became a zombie
>End up killing that freak
>Oh well moving on
>escape from prison with a pal
>kill a bunch of people
>turns out pal is actually your alter ego
>kill some more people
>>24539891
Blaster Master.
I call it Frog Friend too.
>>24541343
I'm afraid not senpai
>>24540825
Fallout New vegas?
>comment was not blah blah muted blah
>>24541367
so true mah niga
>dad
>nobody suspects a thing
>battle sushi chef
>>24536871
Band and band: bandband
>>24537277
Sarge's heroes?
>>24541492
Tentacle Monster Dad: Sushi catch edition
>>24536435
>Kill red thing
>World gets more fucked up than before
>Jump down hole
>Kill god
>Become god
>Become bored
>Be killed by another person who then becomes god
>They become bored
>rinse n repeat
>>24537161
Half life. This comment is the most original you've ever seen.
>>24541542
Not sure if you're serious or not. But I octodad is the right answer. You know they're making another one? Its called dadliest catch
>>24541453
Manhunt 2. That was my shit during my edgy teen phase.
>>24541543
FLYYYYIIINNNGG IIINNNNTTOOO FFFRREEE
>>24541543
Dragon's Dogma?
Stop robot
>go to desert with the bros
>do a terrible thing, but can avoid if "just turn off the game bro"
>no john, u are the demons
>be elite soldier
>get issued to special ops force
>rumors of civil uprisings
>spec ops goes on recon to observe insurgents
>find the insurgents dead
>discover army of religious zealots in your territory
>its too late, there are too many enemy troops to be effective
>buy time with sabotage missions so civilians can evacuate
>die
>>24541682
Spec Ops: The Line
Too obvious
>>24541555
No. Tentacle Monster Dad has yet to be made as far as I know. It will be eventually though.
>dumb Stacy gets kidnapped
>get sent in to investigate and save her
>attacked by peasants
>kill inbred midget
>find Stacy
>boat away
>>24539229
>>24541543
Same game
>>24541594
I still miss that song in Dark Arisen. I hope the PC people mod it back in
>>24541759
Resident evil 4, easy one
>>24536871
Meme and Blade: Warband
>>24536871
Mount and Blade: Husband
>start game
>do nothing for a couple minutes
>glowing orb shooting turrets in your base
>ragequit
>>24542228
Getting cannon rushed in your own base?
What is this, starcraft 1?
>>24536435
>you get high on magic mushrooms
>you have a porn stache
>you perform animal abuse (stomping turtles to death)
>Be Mexican or Spanish agent working for CIA or some shit
>blow shit up
>That's literally it
>9 year old girl bends space and time, then spends the next 9 years plotting to kidnap and psychologically torture 9 people just because she doesn't understand how to play sudoku
>afterwards she spends the next 60 years on the moon keking her boyfriend with an objectively superior and manlier protagonist
>>24536871
Blade and mount
>interact with other people
>no goals or objectives
>explore surreal areas rendered with late 90s 3D technology
>find spooky shit and crazy people
>>24543355
Le jumpy plumber man
>>24544169
Second Life?
>>24544195
Nope. blocckss
>>24537726
11 hours later but if you saw >>24539238 then yeah
GO PLAY IT
IT'S A GREAT FUCKING GAME
> be little gypsy
> break into training ground for physic children
> the milk is delicious
>Survive death
>Meet up with mentor
>He gets murdered by a secret society of alchemists
>Have to go on the run from the authorities
>"I'm not strong enough!"
Kek I love these, this is my fourth and no one still is able to figure them out.
>>24544286
Psychonauts
>>24543870
Just Cause series
>>24536675
Darkest of souls
>invade japan
>rape roasties
>kill demons
>loli waifu gets raped
>slave waifu gets turns into ice
>unite japan, wipe out demons, ride of into sunset leaving you old life behind
>>24544377
Yep, yep.
I didn't know how to go about being subtle with that one.
>>24540825
Bioshock
