mischief
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>stare at computer all day
>2301 unread emails
>2302 unread emails
>new email
>mark as spam
>it wasn't spam
>Sister brings over her normie friends
>having a conversation with my dad
>sisters stacy slut friend says "what?" because she thinks she deserves acknowledgement or something
>say "I wasnt talking to you" as maliciously as i can
>she gets really defensive and insecure
Hope she gets in a car crash
>Tell interesting mischief stores on /r9k/
>They aren't even true
>pull up to red light
>"no right turn on red" sign
>turn right
>driving home from work
>car in front of me brakes hard right before a light turns yellow, then speeds through, leaving me behind at the red light
>hold the horn down as the car speeds off
>car pulls up to an apartment building down the block
>light turns green
>my onitis from freshman year of highschool steps out of the car
>make eye contact with her from the stoplight
>she makes a disgusted, horrified face (I asked a mutual friend to tell her I liked her because I was 14 and dumb)
>drive around the block and throw a rock through the windshield
>speed off
fucking roastie scum
>please click all pictures of trains
>only two trains
>click a third image
>it was a boat
>the post still goes through
>>24536484
Yeah right..you threw a rock. Bullshit
>memorize stories from mischief threads
>tell them to people I know
>>24536560
>implying it wasn't a small pebble
>>24536560
you think I'm not a raw motherfucker?
People spread rumors about me in school saying I was insane, that I was going to end up killing people, that I got expelled for a bomb threat in the past. All bullshit because I was quiet and awkward.
I went into highschool as a little shit that believed in jesus, left it as the person everyone feared me to be, because they treated me that way.
I'll put a potato in your exhaust pipe, I'll speed up and swerve through a puddle to splash your ass, reverse through it just to do it again. ill throw a bottle filled with paint at your feet and ruin your fucking overexpensive normie clothes. I'll feed your dog laxatives. fuck with me senpai.
>>24536362
>get pins and needles in one arm
>decide not to move positions
>hurt more
Who else /sticking it to the normies/?
>jerking off one day in middle school
>out in the living room because parents are at work, brother and sister aren't back from school yet
>turn on a movie with a sex scene because it was good enough for my pure mind
>getting really good, about to finish
>hear door start to open
>hurry up and finish into a tissue
>no time to throw it away, just toss it on the floor and pull pants up
>brother walks in
>"oh hey anon, what are you watching?"
>"oh just some dumb movie"
>brother keeps walking, feel like the coast is clear
>as he walks past me he steps on the tissue
>looks down and sees sticky tissue on his foot
>"That's disgusting anon!"
>preparing for the most awkward conversation
>"next time you blow your nose make sure to throw the tissue away"
>"oh, yeah, my bad bro"
>mfw my brother stepped on my cum and thought it was snot
>mfw he still doesn't know
>>24536663
I ruined blowjobs for this one roastie because I told her cum is just white boogers. She used to swallow.
True mischief right there
>>24536729
I always wondered why they were called blow jobs when I guess she's basically just blowing your dick instead of your nose. Weird how I never made that connection.
>>24536634
>spread rumors about me
>rumors
I don't think they were just rumors, normie
>>24536634
lel, thanks for the laugh. People at this Pizza Hut now think I'm an idiot
>>24536583
>make up patent lies about my life to seem interesting
>>24536634
Edge: The Post
>stay after school and wait for jock chads to change out into their uniforms
>when they all leave I go inside and steal all their money
>take one kids backpack into the bathroom stall and piss all over it
>next day hear chads complaining about it
I think my biggest haul was $300
>doc asks me if my meds are working
>say yes
>they don't
>>24536966
>Therapist asks if my meds are working
>they are
"kind of, but it wears off pretty fast and it's not that effective"
>boosts my dose by 2x
>>24536966
he probably knows, its part of the game my friend
>>24536966
>doctor asks if i'm working
>say yes
>i'm not
>at burger King
>cashier takes my order
>asks if that's all I'd like
>say yes
>it actually wasn't
Heh...
>>24537080
>normie sks me a question
>i know the answer immediately
>say "um" and look concerned
>scratch my head as though thinking of the answer
>"well, i guess that..."
>normie nods head and agrees with my revelation
>>24537129
good job, thats called being social, gold star for you today :)
>go to store
>take thing i needed to register
>cashier says something else is 50% off if i buy them together
>"no thanks, i just need this"
>drive across town to other branch of store
>i actually needed the other thing too
