So robots, how do you normally feel when it's your birthday? Is it a depressing as shit day for you or is it a good day?
It's the day of the year when suicidal thoughts are at their highest rate.
no one remember it. I don't care it just another day like the other.
>>24535249
It's just an other day for me, sometimes i don't even realize it happened.
People do remember and I'm happy but it sucks that I have no genuinely caring friends that would celebrate my birthday except if I threw a party.
I usually don't care as long as I have weed or alcohol or something.
Christmas though. Fuck. The government spends billions every year overhyping some shitty archaic pagan holiday and you're a piece of shit who needs to fucking die if you spend it alone. Fuck this fag planet.
>>24535403
>>24535417
Are you guys older (30+)? Also don't your families contact you?
my birthday is Dec 25th so its pretty much hambubger'd
>>24535249
Depression is fuel
Rinse. Repeat every year
>>24536638
Fuel for suicide?
Dunno it varies from really shitty to meh tier to really fun for me but lame to others. Some memorable examples:
>18 years old hang out with my friends at a porn store. Good times and laughs were had.
>the day before I turned 19 years old my truck got stolen.
> the day before I turned 20 my dad was rushed to the ER and had a trach put in.
>21 had a good time getting shit faced with pals at Hooters. Ended up puking a lot.
>23 got my best birthday present when I was in Afghanistan, a mini bottle of Jager and a pack of Marlboro 100s. Sounds lame but I couldn't have asked for a better gift at the time.
My birthday was the 24th. It was a worse day than the average day. It don't matter much though. I'm doing alright.
Turned 23. Strange to think I'm this old.
Shoutout to everyone thats ever felt down on their birthday.
>>24535249
feels like this
>>24535249
No different than any other dayother than the reminding emphasis that I will never have a normal birthday. My mom tries to make a big deal of it but she's the only one.
>>24537349
Oh my god this makes me so sad
>>24537397
>>24537349
Me too. I want to go hang out with Based Julius. Fuck.
shit birthdays are shit
is this what it feels like to be loved?
Today is my birthday.
Funny you should ask, today is my birthday. It just means a bunch of people messaging me on fb, otherwise pretty meh. Just a reminder that I'm getting older.
>>24537516
>>24537524
are you samefag? if not make out NOW
>>24537487
>boones farm
man, that's how you know he's hit rock bottom.
>>24537351
Yeah, it's a lot like that for me, too.
>>24537516
>>24537524me2
It's alright. I get some facebook posts from people who notice the pop-up, maybe get a "i remembered" present from someone. Last year I got some coasters with a bottle opener in them. I do more damage to myself than anything else. All i can think about is how I've inched one more year closer to death, and I haven't changed my ways or improved my life in any significant way.
>>24537554
It's sad because that girl isn't even bad looking, also is that cake made out of dirt? And her parents are pretty old for her to be only 18, they must have had her in their late 40's.
I'm 23 and my mom is like 64 or 65, she really doesn't look it though. If anything my mom looks like she is in her 40's which is not bad for her age. You wouldn't be able to tell she is in her 60's then again she works out and takes care of herself, also she goes to medical spas that make her look younger and shit.
>>24537586
I've deleted my facebook and only people who don't remember my birthday have my number.
I'm gonna move out before I turn twenty next year. Can't do an other birthday with family. They don't realize that trying to not make me feel miserable on my birthday makes me feel miserable. If I was left alone it would be fine; it'd be just an other day. But when they guilt me into being around them I want to off myself in front of them all. If I tell them to leave me alone then they just guilt me into self-loathing. A higher plane of self-loathing than I'd feel otherwise.
Also /r/ing more sad birthday pics. I need to feel sadness and sympathy.
>>24537602
Have you fucked her yet?
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>>24537654
i collect sad birthday pics anon
porr robot
it was my birthday a few weeks ago and I FUCKING FORGOT, I only knew it was my birthday because the next day I read a PM on a forum saying happy birthday
birthday pretzell
of course this is a classic
>>24537717
>Having an EXIT sign in your house
What the fuck, also I kind of feel sorry for him. I know he is a mega robot but he seems like he has legit autism as well.
if i weren't on my laptop i'd contribute from my sad bday folder
i am sorry, for i have let you down
>>24535249
Are you kidding? I've reached such a state of dissociation I hardly know what month it is half the time.
spending it with his wife
>>24537487
I've seen a lot of depressing birthday images, but I think this one takes the (tiny) cake.
>>24537714
happy belated roboamigo
Aside from weekends, there's no other time I want to kill myself more.
>>24537776
That's seriously one of the saddest things i've seen on the internet.
>>24537776
>that smirking CUNT in the foreground.
>>24537790
in my head he is...
>business traveler away from home for birthday
>family wants to surprise him
>family calls hotel and arranges for cake and wine for him
>hotel calls him and tells him there is a surprise for him in the hotel restaurant
>hotel leaves him to wallow in deep sadness
>man calls wife and swallows his pride to thank her for the kind gesture and tell her how great it was
>>24537776
That's an image that was in the news quite some time ago. The story is that the guy's wife died some years ago, but he still dines with her picture like that, to remember her.
>>24537554
I'm a straight male. So unless the other one is a girl, and not fat, forget it.
>>24537351
Did you ever have a normal birthday? If so when was the last one?
