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Name one excuse you have for not being a slut. >sex is fun
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Name one excuse you have for not being a slut.

>sex is fun
>condoms prevent most STDs
>girls love a man with experience
>IT'S 2015!
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>>24535032
>condoms prevent most STDs

What about when they rip? What about herpes and hpv that end up in your mouth?
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>>24535109
You only live once! Live while you're young.
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>>24535303
I mean, it's not like it matters what we think.

I want a woman who doesn't have sex outside of relationships and apparently even that is asking way too much.
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What's your waifu doing this thanksgiving, robots?
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>>24535032
I use to go to a bunch of weird parties, did a lot of drugs, had lots of casual sex.

It didn't make me happy.
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>>24535448
Cry harder you special snowflake faggot
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>>24535545
technically speaking every snowflake is special
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Because I have a wife, we combine our income and own a house in a nice part of town.
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Women won't sleep with me.
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Name one excuse you have for not doing heroin.
>drugs are fun
>using clean needles prevents most STDs
>girls love adventurous men
>IT'S 2015!
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>>24535577
No, not really. It's a myth that no two snowflakes are alike.
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>>24535610
My god, look what Christianity has done to us.
>still equating a human desire for pleasure with sin
>still belonging to a death cult
>ISHYGDDT
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>>24535353

>I want a woman who doesn't have sex outside of relationships

Fucking this. It's not "VIRGIN ONLY" or anything unreasonable to not want to be in a relationship with someone who has casual sex.
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>>24535032
>while chain-smoking and drinking black coffee
HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE US YOUNG ELITE AM I RIGHT YEP CIGARETTES AND LE EPIC BLACK COFFEE LMAO XD THEY TOTALLY GET MY GENERATION!!!!
God fucking dammit.
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depression makes sex feel like nothing
>inb4 'stop being sad'
have you ever sat on your foot and it was asleep and you couldn't feel anything?
it's like that but for your emotions
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>>24535032
Because bait and it's bad
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>>24535657
but probabilisticly no two are "the same"
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>>24535032
because quality over quantity. no girl with self respect will ever be into casual sex.
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>>24535736

you realize that modern nihilism and self-destructive pleasure seeking are much more of a death cult than christianity rite
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>>24535835
He's not going to realize anything, because he's fallen for the liberal media scam that Christianity is evil, that wanton hedonism is enlightenment, and that all religion is evil except for Islam, which is a peaceful religion, Buddhism because it's perfect for pseudo-intellectual faggots like himself to pretend to be spiritual, Hinduism because shit, can't knock brown people about anything, and basically any religion that isn't Christianity, because, again, that's evil.
I'm tired of all of this nonsense being in vogue.
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>condoms prevent most STDs
kek

The only "std" that condoms are highly effective against is HIV, which is telling, as HIV is a blood-borne disease and not a "true" std (like herpes or syphilis).

Condoms are next to worthless in preventing the spread of most incurable stds

enjoy dem dick lesions & warts, whore
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Frankly, I don't trust women.
Seems like way too many are either whores or just downright shitty people.
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>>24535032
>why being a slut can be fun but stressful
>fun but stressful
these are the code words for "something you should seriously think twice about doing"
literally just admits she's making terrible life decisions
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>>24536136
With feminism and hookup culture being the upward trend, things will only get worse.

What a time to be alive!
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>>24535032
I'm lazy and don't enjoy the company of most people

also I'm a poor loser
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