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Has anyone else suddenly started thinking way more about sex
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Has anyone else suddenly started thinking way more about sex than usual?

Im a virgin and a few weeks ago I didn't give a shit about sex or women, but now I just want to stick my dick in some female. What the hell? I wasn't even like this in high school.

Help me out /r9k/ with some civil discussion.
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>>24534989
It happens every once in a while. Either act on it and get laid out wait till it passes.
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>>24534989
Holy shit!
Do you know that girl in the picture?
A few years ago i was pretending to be chad and got her number via her vampirefags account, i then sent all of the nudes she had been sending me to some stranger on omegle through kik.
Are you that guy?
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>>24534989
Yes, I have. I'll probably go see a hooker soon. There's an ad for a 40 something asian lady that seems pretty good.
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Is that boyish figure actually considered sexually attractive to men? Looks like it would belong to a dude.
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>>24535189
Androgyny will always reign supreme.
You're a fat fetishist.
Her body is what a woman should look like you fucking freak.
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>>24535228
Her tits are small.
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>>24535189
The tumblr hair and lip piercing are my only complaints and even then that's just because they're huge red flags for a shit personality.
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>>24535105
>act out on it
That's hard as fuck I don't know any women.
>>24535128
She's a cam whore named Kitten_Sophie, pic not related.
>>24535162
>hooker
Poorfag so I can't.
>>24535189
It's very attractive. I assume it's because men's protective instincts kick in.
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>>24535258
Her tits are perfect if you want to fondle udders buy a cow or fuck the one at your local dairy farm.
Big tits are fucking disgusting.

>>24535288
her personality is pretty shit.
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>>24535313
I guess it was a girl that looked like her, i doubt she'd keep her hair blue for this long. unless that picture is years old in which case that means some gay pedophile was pedoing me.
Both scenarios seem equally possible.
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>>24535128
He'd you get her to send noodz?
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>>24535162
are you in the united states?
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>>24535391
I don't know how old that photo is anon, you were probably being played just like how you think you played him.

Pic unrelated.
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>>24535470
Yes. I use nightshift for my hookers.
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>>24535464
She volunteered to, we were talking about sex and fetishes and she asked if i'd like to see her naked, i replied yes and from then on she'd send me whatever picture i requested. I didn't even have to send her pictures of me, just knowing that i was going to ejaculate to her was enough for her, i suppose.

I eventually realized she was probably keking me since ldr aren't real and she was too slutty to be a loyal gf so i flipped out and sent her nudes to some random dude, deleted my fake account and sat around moping about a fake relationship.

>>24535554
But she'd provide timestamps and everything.
It might have been that since she was a camwhore he'd get her to write my name and the date and stuff that i'd asked for by paying her money.

It's funny either way.
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>>24534989
Go stick your dick in some female, message a random cute slut on Facebook.

Women tend to like sex too.
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>>24535588
oh godamnit this is cali only isnt it? well thanks anyway fuck
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>>24535670
Just for the record, how do I get regular grills to send me noodz?
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>>24535720
Ask nicely?
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>>24535720
I retired from that years ago, i don't know how the game is played nowadays, girls are all spouting weird shit like "yasss" "bae" and emoji, i'm too out of touch with everything to get so much as a reply.

so basically I don't know.

She has to want to send them and all girls want to but only if they want to fuck you and think that it'll happen.
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No, but I'm starting to think more and more about female companionship or just having some sort of relationship with another human being. I used to be a turbo autist who couldn't care less about the affairs of normals, but now more and more I wish for some sort connection with another human being.

I don't like having these feels, because I know they will never be resolved.
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Who is that semen demon OP?
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>>24535720
be born attractive
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I feel like ive been dosed with X Or some other aphrodisiac most of the time.
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>>24535313
I need more of this girl
Dorky with a 10/10 body? Sign me the fuck UP
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>>24537157
Her name is Purblind and I have a very healthy obsession with her.
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>>24534989

OP I believe men have a form of "PMS" like women where we get really horny and aggressive for like a week out of the month.

Now... Back in caveman days women would actually time their periods with the cycles of the moon, a full moon meant good lighting for the hunters, so men would leave for a weak to hunt when the moon was brighter. Well, women would use that week to PMS... and cover each other in their blood and peform rituals.

Men had a collective "NOPE" and went to go kill things and risk being trampled by mammoths, wholly rhinos, mauled by dire bears, wolves and sloths just to avoid dealing with women's shit when they're on a period.

I think this instinct is still around and brews up inside of us, this means we're probably hunting and getting horny and wanting to come home and fuck but want to avoid women because evil, period cult of rage.
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>>24535288
>emo/scene hair is now tumblr hair

Cmon senpai.
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>>24534989
That's what happens when you become a teenager, OP. Congratulations, you're going through puberty.
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>>24537616
Is this real?

Are you real?
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>>24537157
>wears glasses
>has bangs
lel im soooooo dorki XD
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>>24537629
Yes, I'm real.
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>>24537616
>deleted post
Don't worry. It's always going to be in the archive.
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>>24537706
Didn't delete my post. Must have been deleted for me because I posted in on 4 or so threads. I post my face on here every 3 days or so.
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>>24537673
And has a lazy eye. With clothes on she doesn't look "sexy cute" like that whore or the typical stacy, but rather that "ugly cute" of nerdiness. I love that.
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>>24537706
>>24537720
Yea, was deleted on another thread too. Probably gonna get a 1 day ban or something at some point. I hope not. It's not like this board has an actual theme.
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>>24537560
>become a teenager
>puberty

Anon I'm 21, that's why I'm so confused about this feeling. Am I late?
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>>24537442
>healthy obsession
why do you do this to yourself. smdh senpai.
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>>24537706
It's nice knowing you saved my pic though, senpai. I post in a minecraft creeper jacket pretty often too since you guys eat that shit up. You might have seen me around.
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>>24537766
Can you post that one again or link me to it? I want to make sure I have multiple pictures to cum on.
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>>24537759
>why do you do this to yourself

I'm bored and on /r9k/
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>>24537788
Don't have it on here. I mostly post from my phone and delete the pics since, you know, they're just me.

I'm on here quite a lot though. If you are too, you'll see me around. I probably have a body pic somewhere if you want.
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>>24534989
>YOU WILL NEVER SEE A QT'S VAGINA
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>>24535907
Why meddle in the affairs of mortals?
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That happened to me in highschool once.
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>>24538167
The op chick has an imgur with literally thousands of nudes of her fingering herself, being fucked, leaking cum etc

She's a huge slag going back years, because she literally has pictures of everything people like using her pics to trick betas into getting catfished
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I know that cosplay whores, weeaboo sluts, and hoes with tattoos and dyed hair are red flags, but I can't help but want to fuck one. Something about them being mentally deranged and damaged just makes my dick diamonds.
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