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2015-11-26 04:26:05 Post No. 24534647
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2015-11-26 04:26:05
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Anyone else hate thanksgiving for the simple reason when you have family over and aunts and uncles inbeitibly bring their shit spawn with them it usually means your games, computers and/or consoles will be abused if not broken and often you will even be blamed for it.
>Bitchy Aunt and her beta husband along with their deamon spawn of a 6 year old boy visit for thanksgiving.
>ANON I WANT TO PLAY SUPER SMASH NOW!
>"No I don't want you to because last time you broke the analog stick on my game cube controller.
>Spoiled shit smear of a cousin starts crying and my mom and aunt come into my room
>"ANON YOU ARE GOING TO LET *COUSIN" PLAY I TOLD YOU TO BE NICE TO HIM TODAY!
>*fucking fine...* I decide to fire up project M instead to fuck with him
>THIS ISN'T SMASH! I WANNA PLAY SMASH!
>I tell him its a special version of super smash that you can only get for winning gamer tournaments.
>He actually believes it
>He freaks out and runs out the room with water shit still leaking out of his pants all over the fucking carpet
>I play Donky Kong and he picks Lucario on Norfair, I easily beat him and I don't handicap myself.
>Cousin immediately starts crying and acting hysterical
>Tell him we can't play anymore because you can't be mature if you lose.
>notice some brown liquid streaming down his pants down past his sneakers on my carpet
>(oh my fucking god he's shitting on my fucking carpet!)
>He immediately runs out crying smearing shit all over my controllers and carpet
>Tell aunt that he basically took a shit in my room
>WHY DID YOU LET HIM PLAY IT IF YOU KNEW IT WOULD MAKE HIM MAD ANON? YOU KNOW HE GETS THE GRUMPY DUMPIES WHEN HE'S UPSET!
Got yelled at by my parents, and left out of the Thanksgiving party. Aunt didn't even clean my fucking controllers and carpet. Fuck extended family.
