Do white people seriously celebrate birthdays for their dogs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Zeuq8qWlU
That's cute as fuck, what's wrong with it?
>celebrating the birth of a loyal companion who brings your family happiness and safety
gee pretty weird
stupid fucking nigger
>>24534298
>2015
>not being white
kek
Every year i buy my dog a new chewtoy for his birthday.
A cake seems a little excessive, but that dog looks so excited i couldn't say no.
look at how happy that dog is why wouldn't you want to make it happy you fucking jihadi terrorist
>>24534298
What the Fuck is wrong with you faggot? Dogs are God tier.
>>24534298
why are black people so shit at making fun of white people
>yo white people are like nice to their dogs LMAOOOOOO
>dude the quiet white kid is like a school shooter or something LMAOOOOOO
>nigga white people's name be like Donald wtf
>lmao white people be asking their parents to borrow the yacht XD
>>24534298
How come niggers don't respect the lives of animals?
>>24534470
I think they're just throwing shit at the wall. Black people tweets are funny because that's exactly how SOME black people act. I'm not sure why they don't just make fun of white people because by comparing us all to rednecks.having grown up in Texas, rednecks are the shit so who honestly cares
>>24534531
there's nothing funny about rednecks though except welfare and inbred jokes
>>24534298
That dog looks really happy. Made my evening.
>Niggers
kek
>>24534298
What kind of meal is that for a dog? Seven Cheetos and a hedgehog, with a tea candle to drink?
>>24534531
It's hard to make fun of a successful race. You can poke fun at retard white trash but they are their own stereotype outside of "white people as a whole" so they only get mundane shit like birthday parties for dogs, or whatever trivial shit white people do with excess time and money.
>>24534298
That happy dog makes me sad. How much of what is going on does that dog actually understand?
>>24534874
Ignorance is bliss i guess, let the dog be happy
>>24534874
Well a lot of people around him are being rowdy/energetic towards him which as a reaction makes him happy, he obviously won't understand the concept of a birthday, but he will understand the concept that something "different" or "special" is going on here outside of the norm.
>>24534298
>>24534470
because niggers abusive mothers wouldn't let them keep pets and the closest thing they have to an animal is their hoodlum friends
>>24534325
>Getting this mad
What's wrong with you?
Dogs are family, senpai. They deserve extra special days too.
>>24534925
He doesn't know. He can't understand. Tomorrow, when the family goes out and leaves him behind for an hour, he'll stress out and live that hour in terror. He'll completely forget it was his birthday. He'll completely forget that great day yesterday.
Keeping house pets just seems too cruel, to me. They can't grasp the human things people expect them to be able to deal with. A dog should be kept as a hunting pet or something. With other dogs. Roam and do shit and be with the whole pack all the time.
>>24534978
>lol they're tools and possessions nothing more
like slaves
>>24534978
>mailmen getting so riled
dont you have dragon dildos to deliver?
kek
>>24535004
were that the case, dog overpopulation would be a huge issue
It's amazing how despite Op not indicating he was black at all, everyone just assumes he is.
They got you good.
>>24535004
Oh I am not saying he won't forget this in the advent of something new and stressful popping a long, but they do remember the good times. Otherwise you could perform classical conditioning on them, teach them tricks, get them to be faithful to you, etc.
But again, I understand this is just a blip in the short life of a dog, as they live in the moment. Still, he's loving it and is picking up on the good vibes.
>Mfw I can pretend to be black on /pol or /r9k/ and bait the shit out of retards
>Mfw I don't even have to pretend to be black, I can just talk shit about white people without bringing up my race and they'll automatically assume I'm black
>>24535062
Blacks are the only ones who pick up on such trivial things, then plaster it to the rest of the white race.
If you haven't been living under a rock, they have been twittering and spreading black cooking vs white cooking in regard to thanks giving, apparently whitey makes bland and really ugly looking shit while they make gourmet feasts, kek.
lol this thread is pretty edgy.
it's not just white people either.
Cats are better, desu.
>>24534325
>>24534363
>>24534470
>>24534518
whites getting this mad over trivial shit
can they no longer handle the bants?
>>24534298
>Childless couples
>"Dog people"
White people are guilty of this because more often than not pets are a surrogate for the children they refuse to have. Then you have "dog people". I don't get them either, they are literally worse than crazy cat ladies. I had a friend who would let his dog lick his ice cream cone and then he would go right back to eating it. Other cringe worthy things dog people do include letting dogs lick their mouth and lips, letting dogs sleep on the bed and couch, and letting their dogs jump on people because they refuse to punish the dog.
Seriously, fuck dog people. Always the first ones to cry about a pit bull getting put down after it has mauled a toddler.
>h..he a good dawg ;_: he dindu nuffin! dat baby provoked him.
>>24535196
They can never handle bants.
>>24535196
Race war pls
>dead dog faggot is back
Every fucking dog thread
Like clockwork
>>24535216
Black "bants"
>rape
>murder
>theft
>drug use
>>24535089
So edgy and enlightened!!! I bet you love your life.
>>24535251
Yeah, because whites never do those things ever.
>>24534298
>Actually naming your Dog "Dakota".
What a faggot.
>>24535242
You retard, you realise that most people would choke the life out of you on the spot if you hurt their dog
>>24535242
Tell me about it. I live next to a spic family of 9+ people and they let their goddamn pit bull roam the neighborhood freely. It killed a couple of another neighbors chickens one year and no matter how many times people call animal control nothing gets done about the fucking thing.
I feel sorry for the dog and my neighbors though because you never know when some sort of psycho will come along and leave out some poisoned meat. It would be a real tragedy if something like that happened. I mean I would literally have to cry myself to sleep each night if I heard that someone did something like that to their dog.
>>24535242
Autist detecterino
>>24535330
Cry me a river faggot. White people won't stand up for themselves against minorities but god forbid someone hurts their shitty dog.
>>24535378
They care about Dogs more than their own people.
>>24535430
You have over 50 pictures of dead dogs? lmao buddy, you're pretty fucked up arent you.
Where did OP indicate that he was black?
>>24535352
>I mean I would literally have to cry myself to sleep each night if I heard that someone did something like that to their dog.
Woman or faggot?
YOU DECIDE
>>24535477
>not being able to detect sarcasm
autismo
ITT: black people
>>24535430
>I kill dogs for fun
le edgy top kek
>>24535509
Never said that officer :^)
>>24535517
>I have loads of dead dog pictures
>I am edgy
>FEAR ME REEEEEEE
>>24535477
>cannot understand subtext even when it is glaringly obvious.
You have legit autism mate. That is my decision.
normies getting rumbled in this thread.
>mfw
>>24535555
nice quads friend.
>tfw drinking dog fag tears
>>24535555
Quads confirm shitter-shattered normies cannot handle people not liking their shit-tier pets.
>>24534978
>>24535089
>>24535242
>>24535430
>>24535566
Mohamed will you please go
>>24535572
I bet you autists own goldfish
>>24535476
White people don't say "white people".
They just say "people"
>>24535555
>>24535566
normies on suicide watch
>>24535604
He could be Mexican or Arabic for all you know.
>it's an edgelord dumps his creepy collection of dead animals thread
>>24535622
Mexican would make sense
>dog fighting
top kek
>>24535592
>The current year
>Still taking pride in owning animal slaves
My gawd will you get with the times already? I mean it is the current year and you still deem it an acceptable practice to own animal slaves.
Is this the best trained dog in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_MAGGIOx-A
>>24535592
>having any pets at all
>>24535635
I own cats that are too retarded to catch their own food I don't think they mind this setup
>>24535604
If they said people this thread wouldn't have as many buttblasted replies
>it's an edgy /b/-tier thread
>>24535646
>>24535635
>Too incompetent to own a pet
Hello everyone! I'am a well adjusted adult and these are my two precious little angel babies. *smooches*
Oh its this thread again. There seems to be someone who has a collection of dead cat pics and another person with dead dog pics. Is this the same guy? Are there multiple people with these folders of dead pets? Do they exclusively have one type of dead pet or do they have both dead dog and cat pics?
>>24535696
Yeah I'm sure the guy with a dozen pictures of dead dogs on his computer is just a social butterfly.
>>24535699
it's one guy
>>24535721
It's getting a bit annoying to be honest.
>>24535699
it's probably one guy
kinda sad and pathetic if you think about it but we're on /r9k/ after all
>>24535703
I don't let my cats outside and clean my house/thier litter box regularly. Also since they don't go outside there's no chance of me having Toxoplasmosis
>Problem solved
I celebrate my dogs birthday by giving him extra pets and a nice bone to chew or a new squeaky toy.
This video seems bit overboard but literally who cares
>>24534298
>Do white people seriously celebrate birthdays for their dogs?
I do, but really it's because I find it entertaining to put a silly hat on my dog and then give him good food. Truthfully, I don't even know his birthday so I just make it the same day as mine.
Why? Are you too autistic to even feel for an animal?
>>24535611
all those doubles. nigga's is check in
>>24535803
post a picture of yourself to show us how cool you are
>>24535797
>I find it entertaining to put a silly hat on my dog
fucking pathetic weirdos. is your animal just a weird lviing toy for you?
Fuckingg hate you so fucking uch.
>>24535803
Just goes to show what kind of people you know that own cats. No one knows I have cats until they walk out
>>24535821
From highschool graduation.
>>24535816
>>24535851
oops meant to reply
>>24535851
Someone make this a new meme
>>24535803
What country do you live in and what do you look like? I'm assuming that >>24535851 isn't really you.
>dogs have birthday parties
>no one has told you happy birthday in years
i'm worse than a fucking dog
>>24534298
i am Asian and even i celebrate my buddy's birthday
>>24534298
of course we do. sorry that your food stamps don't allow you to feed your pets nicely once a year.
>>24534298
No, my dog chooses to celebrate by himself.
>>24534978
21 posts. You're getting slow, nigger.
>>24536958
A dog hater is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
>>24534298
White people don't do dog fighting, so their dogs tend to live a lot longer than your dogs.
>>24534298
well if we didn't share the tradition with our pets you wouldn't would have birthday parties now.
>>24534298
Those doggies look happy as fuck :)
>>24534298
You mean white people with dogs instead of kids.
