>The Subway girl memorized your order and asks you if you want "the usual".
She made my face turn red and now it looks like I have to find myself a new subway to go to now. Anyone else know that feel?
This moment is brought to you by
Subway: Eat Fresh
Is she qt?
Make this into something positive
No because all my Subways are ran by Indians who don't even know how to make a fucking chicken parma sub because "it was taken off the menu"
>>24534323
>eating the garbage microwave subway chicken
You can order online now, subway, wingstop, zaxbys, even taco bell does it now. You shouldn't be doing anything more than telling them your name and walking out. Why would you want to have a conversation and wait for your food?
>>24534282
Ask her out m8
>Eating anything from Subway other than the cookies
Disgusting. But I'm on a cut so I can't even eat the cookies right now. So
>Eating Subway
Meme pedo tier
>>24534586
I don't think it's ever a good idea to ask someone out while they're working
>>24534618
This is an 18+ website, anon
>>24534645
Yeah, so fuck off, kid. Go whine about the Subway girl to your mom.
>>24534282
OP did you get permab& from /ck/ like I did?
Goddamn vegan mod.
>>24534618
> I'm on a cut
Behold: "I WORK OUT BTW," the male version of "I'M A GIRL BTW"
>>24534723
how'd you get permabanned?
how did u manage to get her to let u take a photo of her vagina between some buns?????
>>24534639
He could ask for her number. It happens.
On the tv.
>>24534744
I complained that the vegan mod was deleting all the cool threads.
She got pissed.
I think I also called her a fucking feminist.
Thats what got me I think.
Lot of Subway advertising on here lately
>>24534826
I might do that through the Burger King drive through
>tfw actually see a qt at subway
>tfw she doesn't take my order and have to deal with an old spanish lady who mistakes salt and pepper for vinegar
I was prepare to jack off in line as I drop subtle sexual innuendos while ordering a foot long meatball sub
>>24534639
Halloween I was working while wearing my stripper outfit. 8/10 qt comes in and buys a powerade. Asks if I can cuff her and take her to jail. I do so while also having a line starting to form behind her. I ask her what she's doing later, proceed to nod and tell her to give me her phone number. That night we go out n see a movie, next night we fuck. Been fucking her 5 times a week for the past 3 weeks. So yeah you can ask for numbers while you're working or if they're working.
>>24534826
Why the fuck would I want her number?
>>24535427
To call and she if she wants to do something when she's not working
>>24535505
And why would I want to do that?
>>24534282
marry her
>>24534311
t h i s
h i
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s i h t
How this meme started ?
>>24534984
kekaroni ol' chum
>>24535663
>i'm a wagekek anything i don't like is memes
>>24534282
>Anyone else know that feel?
Yes except it was an midlle aged chinaman who knew I always ordered 5 eggrolls when I came in
They had some dank fucking eggrolls.
>>24535740
That a false projection you got here. I am curious about how did it come to life.
>>24536122
You're supposed to be madder.
I think it's an offshoot of the /v/ ironic shilling meme for dr pepper and then mcdonalds angus quarter pounder. Most subway threads are more explicit in their shilling though. It almost just seems incidental that it was subway this time. Not even a mention of a sandwich artist. Pretty weak shilling imo.
>>24534282
asks her out, anon
>>24536200
Subway posts isn't the meme. It's the people claiming that Subway is shilling that is the meme. You are the meme. 1st thread similar to this one have been made back 2 years ago, I believe it was a thread about Chinese takeout.
>>24536270
>Asking your sandwich artist out
Nigga, way to ruin a good thing.
>>24534282
This story reminds me of when I got subway most days. I'd sometimes pick one up for my mom. One day I wasn't sure what she wanted so I called her during the order, then the girl who would serve me most days didn't look up at all during serving me, she just kept looking down at the counter and flood, then murmured "she's a really lucky girl".
Never went back there.
>>24536322
>sandwich artist
say wat?
There are three subways near my work. When the workers start remembering me, I rotate.
>>24534282
greetings paid subway shill, how much do you get paid to post here and advertise?
>>24536528
https://www.mysubwaycareer.com/Home/JobDescriptions?clt=en-CA
Step it up, kouhai.
>>24534691
damn i cut myself
>>24534282
>went to same grocery store salad bar everyday for lunch because it was across the street from my office
>after 2 years, cute cashier writes her number on the my receipt when i'm not looking than hands it to me
>never return
>start eating fast food for lunch everyday
>become fat fuck
>on a cruise ship
>dragged on with family
>they spend time in the casino, doing social activites
>i just have a quiet meal at the restaurant every night
>after the third day, i'm the only one from our group that goes
>there is a qt that services our table
>one of the days i'm really late because we had a family gathering type dinner in the posh restaurant
>arive to get a snack at the 'ususal' restaurant, but its closed
>start to walk away
>hear a voice
>"anon! anon!"
>the waitress drags me into the nearly empty staff kitchen
>end up eating left overs with her and the other staff
>she introduces me to the captain who is on his dinner break
>we all talk until late
>when everyone else leaves we go for a walk on the top deck
>it's great
>eventually i walk her to the staff dorm door andshe gives me a kiss on the cheek
That was the last night as well, so I never saw her again.
I guess that happens to someone different on every cruise though.
>>24534282
This happened to me at our Uni subway but shortly after they closed it.
>>24536842
did you tip her well? she worked hard for it.
>>24534567
>zaxbys
I swear that's just a mafia front.
No one actually eats there.
They've been around forever.
And they never bother to change their look
>>24534723
>getting banned from /ck/
Lmao faggot
That place has like 8 posters, they can't afford to kick people out
>>24536757
Sure showed her!
Hiroblox
>>24536917
Gave her the tip of my dick
She's not the only one that works hard
>>24536842
damnit anon, why didn't you take her number
>>24534282
"Parmesan chicken?"
This happened to me once but I couldn't care less, I'm a college student who lives near this place.
>>24534282
iktf.
I do the same at barber shops. I find myself a new barber shop to go to if the current one think he should start having conversation with me. It's not their fault but fuck I'm uncomfortable when you trying to be friendly and I feel .like a piece of shit when I don't want to respond.
>>24534282
Dude you have a subway gf now.
>tfw no subway gf to remember my favorite order
>tfw no subway gf to lovingly hand craft a sub sandwich for me
>tfw no subway gf to smile at me and wish me a good day after I pay for my sandwichLet's be honest, it's the closest we're going to get to the real thing.
>>24538677
This.
I embelished my subway gf while she still existed.
If I went early or late she'd even have a little chat.
But alas, Subway became too expensive and she stopped working there.
theres a very very very cute woman in my cigshop and shes knows whats my brand
always really kind and looks into my eyes but im fairly sure she has some chad boyfriend
yes im a sperg probably but it would be nice to master the courage to try and chat her up
>fall in love with in-n-out girl
>only know her first name but search online for weeks until I find her facebook
>search even more and find her tumblr and deviantart
>her deviantart is full of yaoi and lesbian MLP art
>her tumblr reveals she self harms and her dad beat her
I wasn't prepared for this feel
im about to eat fresh guys
what do i getdo they spit in the chilli? i want some
>>24540130
>chilli at subway
You live in a magical world
>live on NEETbux
>order same subway everyday
>notice the indian guy doing it starts putting stuff on before I even talk
>now he makes it before I come in
>asks if I mind, obviously I like it
>walk in, say hello, pay and leave
Wagekuks learn quickly
>>24535550
They were trying to grab your prize.
The work for the mercenary, the masked man.
>>24534282
I tend to avoid going to certain places what I would consider to be "too often" because I'm scared of the people working there remembering who I am. I also never go into any store if it's completely empty, aside from the people working there. I've driven up to a 7 11 or something and when I see it's empty, I just leave and find another place to buy junk food.
I'm very paranoid and I think if the people who work were knew who I was they'd probably talk about me with their co-workers.
>"Lol, have you seen that one weird guy who always comes in here to buy stuff?"
>"Lol yeah what a creep"
>>24540788
M8 youre smart
>walk into supermarket
>mum forgot to buy a cucumber, so she sent me out
>decided to pick up condoms while I was out so I could use my onahole without getting it dirty
>put everything in a basket
>cashier is a 60 year old woman
>stops and looks at me
>realise Im buying a single cucumber and a pack of condoms
>face goes red, embarrased as fuc
>stutter out "n..n..no"
>she quickly swipes them through
>paywave and leave
Never going into that supermarket again or I might see her
>tfw you work retail
>a polite guy comes in regularly
>try to strike up conversation or be friendly
>he never comes back
pls dont do this
>>24540788
In what parallel universe a guy that comes to a store and buy stuff is a creep?
>>24540788
Arrogant and insecure kek thinks someone cares who comes in a store to buy stuff. People dont care anon
who /italianbmtonitalianherbsgrilledcheeselettuceolivesjalapenossouthwest/ MASTER RACE HERE????
>>24534282
That's a good thing you beta kek
>>24534282
I know this feel very well. It's like you've been spotted, cover quickly!
>>24534282
Subway is affordable so I like it.
What's it like $6 - $7 for a footlong?
>>24534282
I know those feels.
>Call Jimmy Johns
>"Is this anon?"
>>24540788
I used to do this too, and still kinda need this anonymity. But now I'm trying to fight this, with the help of therapy, because this behaviour ends in absolute loneliness
>>24537123
That really hurts me anon ;_;
>>24539260
photo maybe? is she cute?
>>24541030
Get off this board you fucking normie.
>>24536757
that's why you need to change places to avoid such things in the first place
>>24534282
people actually enjoy that subway shit? too expensive and its just bread with some grass.
>>24534282
Is it perhaps... 2 subs... and a diet coke?
>>24542280
Some of us need to lose a bit of weight anon.
>>24534282
I know it is backwards, but if people start recognizing me at food places that means I am a fat ass that goes there too much so I stop going.
>>24536618
u got any extra band aids? i don't have enough for this one :(
>>24542356
a bunch of carbohydrates isn't the way to do it lol
>>24534323
holy shit you too?
every subway in my area has indians who cant even speak englishlouisiana?
I stop at KFC sometimes on my way home from being a wagekek
The slightly-autistic fat guy that works there remembers my face and then spergs out because he feels obliged to remember what I normally order and can't
He's a nice enough guy, sometimes gives me a large coke instead of regular or some free fries
I sympathise with him because I could've so easily ended up exactly the same
>>24542356
>orders a footling meatball marinara on Italian herbs with cheese
So? This way you'll get your delicious meal prepared more quickly.
>>24542280
I don't, to be honest it's to plain tasting. I go for Jimmy Johns instead.
>tfw in the past month I must have had at least 100 italian night subs
>>24540782
BANE?original comment niggers
>>24542464
Gotta get those no-merit diversity hires for libshit PR cred
>>24534282
Same thing happened to me a Waffle House, the qt brown waitress recognized me and told the cook "He'll have this, and this, black coffee, his eggs done this way, and replace this with that."
I had that at the liquor store. Wasn't a good feel.
>A bottle of this gin right?
>Who drinks all that gin, it's so much!
