Literally what am I doing wrong
You're messaging them first. It shows desperation.
>>24534124
>i want to paint you green and
i'd love to see what that message one, because it's the only one that is is even a halfway decent opener.
Met my first gf on there, nearly 9 months with her, & she was a virgin. Fuck what the neckbeards say be your own master
>>24534199
>halfway decent opener
So le quirky for le tinder :P
No conversations, everything must be post-modern, ironic and meta.
Post ur profile too
>>24534230
She's lying to you, bro.
Virgins don't go on tinder.
>Are you left or right
Kek op everyone knows thats a fucked up thing to say
>>24534171
Nah, only like half of girls will actually message first and that's only if you matched with them 4 days ago and they're tired of waiting for you to message,
>>24534278
It took 5-6 months before i could fit, and she is fucking clueless about sex, i'm not autistic about muh pure virgin waifus but she was
>>24534270
Gjer
>>24534199
spank you like a naughty avocado
>>24534399
do you need glasses bro?
>>24534438
was pretty lit in the picture f.am
>>24534399
Cmon you dumb fuck, can't you be bothered to take a nicer picture? you look like a frog
>>24534469
>>24534469
it doesnt fucking matter you goddamn mong, because i have like 30 fucking matches and 75% are hot
I like the no effort. Clearly this kid doesnt give a fuck. Keep it up. One will respond. Try fatter chicks if they dont.
>>24534513
fat chicks are gay
seriously, do i need to just start opening up everything with "im tryna smash lol"
i think im gonna
>>24534499
It's not that easy being green
>>24534617
green with envy? you fucking shit
>>24534628
Huh, no. I'm independent, that's the nice thing about being gamma compared to beta.
>>24534689
its pretty good being alpha my man
>btw im trying to cheat on my girlfriend thats probably on this board rn
>>24534710
Sounds nice.
>>24534399
>what am I doing wrong
You're fat and you're trying to go after women who aren't fat. Lose weight or lower your standards.
>>24534758
A. it doesnt matter if your fat or not you fucking neckbeard ive been with hella beautiful women because i walk in the room and know im the shit
B. both parties have to swipe yes before you can send a goddamn message
Get off my board kthx
>>24534802
You're the one who asked why you aren't getting replies.
>>24534843
buddy listen, when im scrolling through the list of women i have the option to say yes, or no.
So does she, and noone can message anyone unless both parties are presumably attracted to one another based on the pictures.
So, what your saying is redundant. It is my word game that is at fault here, not my fucking weight.
how long does it usually take for girls to respond to a message... assuming they will at all.
I super liked this girl because she was QT as fuck. About a day later she matched with me. About a day after that I messaged her "hey." Its been about a day since and she has not responded. I've lost about all hope already.
>>24534875
>he thinks women only swipe yes to men they're interested in
>>24534895
>you can see everything on a persons profile without swiping yes
Kill yourself
>>24534124
You're not 8/10, Tinder won't work for you.
>>24534892
>>24534892
idk f.am, seems we are both having the same dillema, except i get like 7 matches a day and none of them fucking reply
>>24534892
If they are interested in you they will respond right away. Silence means they aren't interested.
this is how I approach Tinder
don't take it seriously
>>24534926
>7 matches a day
fucking how? I got 4 so far in my ~6 days of using it. One of which was only because I super liked her, I guess.
>>24534932
than why did they fucking swipe in the first place
>>24534961
idk because im attractive i guess
All my matches never respond. What's the fucking point. I know girls can match with whoever they please, but goddamn don't make me feel like a mistake.
at the least, if they don't respond but don't remove me in panic it means I'm desirable to someone.
>>24534966
Because they like the attention and feeling wanted
>>24534988
i'm getting tired of this
>>24534942
brilliant, this is my approach from now on
>>24534399
Oh not this fag again
>>24535011
off yourself kid
>>24535011
dude that thread was like 6 months ago lmaooooooo
>>24535031
stupid fat cunt kill yourself
>>24534230
This is sad.
Ignorance is bliss i guess.
>>24535031
>>24535011
why are you so mad lel
>>24535033
You think I'd forget your dumb ass calling for your anonymuzz leejun
>>24535061
im not sure i remember what you are talking about
>>24535054
this kdi is probably underaged
![tXMgFjh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/99sg8TP.png "tXMgFjh[1].png")
>>24534926
>7 matches a day
I get 2-3 a day sometimes then hit a drought for like a fucking month. I guess a few are mistakes cause they're gone by the next day, but some stick around.
NOT LIKE IT MATTERS THOUGH CAUSE NONE OF THEM EVER RESPOND
>>24535077
the dubs in this thread says you go back to your room, you're grounded.
>>24535044
>that was before the meth and heavy jail time
was at least 30 lbs heavier in that pic
>
>>24535095
im fuckin 20 bru
>>24535011
>>24535044
>>24535078
>>24534875
>why won't women respond to me
>is an actual disgusting obese person
>no it's just what I message them, that must be it
You are the most delusional fat fuck I've ever seen
I'll never get a gf
>>24535116
>ive still been laid more than you
stay mad f.am
Not even .fat
>>24535140
I doubt you have, I'm a girl
>>24534171
Women almost never message first on Tinder. Out of half the women I have had message first, they were prostitutes/camwhores looking for money.
>>24535124
i'd smoke crack and watch shrek with you senpai but I'm straight and a guy so I guess we're both out of luck
>>24534399
>Drinking booze
>not a skinny manlet
>plays gaytar
>rides a motorcycle
Shit man take a cleaner and clearer picture and maybe drop a couple of pounds, lift some weights, and you've got it man. You are set up for a good chad page.
>>24535124
Retarded way to start off a question. Just ask if they wanna smash
>>24535140
Golly Gee, if you're going to post bait, at least make it good bait faggot.
>>24534961
>super liked her
What the fuck is this?
>>24535124
I can't imagine sitting still to watch an entire movie while on crack.
not even fat anymore t.bh
>>24534399
looks like you're drinking a jar of piss. Put on some nicer clothes and take a better pic
>>24534843
>replying to low quality bait
>>24535350
its when you like their profile and it fucking spams their phone so they see your profile and that you liked them. So they then get the option to like or ignore you. Usually it works if you use it on a compatible qt
>>24535398
Topkek, your body is disgusting. What awful proportions. You're fat in all the wrong places you ugly fuck.
>>24535475
your so fucking mad hahahah
>>24534230
>she was a virgin
let me guess, she broke her hymen "horseback riding"
>>24535488
I'm not even the guy you replied to dumbass you're just disgusting and you did a bad job trying to hide your gut.
>>24535516
im still a better human being than you in every possible way
>>24535413
So I can do this an unlimited number of times?
>>24535529
Whatever makes you happy man. I don't feel like baiting you anymore, you're just making me sad.
>>24535578
Only once if you use free tinder. If you pay for it I think you can use it once every 3 hours or something like that.
So how bad does it look to send a second message if they didn't respond to the first?
>>24535398
>double chin
>muffin top
>not even fat
kek the delusion
>>24535325
No, ask them if they wannasmash mouth
>>24535680
Still get mad pussy tho
>>24535713
>can't even get tinder-slags to respond
>gets mad pussy
post your conquests, slayer
>>24535750
and risk further exploitation of my photos from you clowns?
nah
>>24534895
What other reason do they have to swipe right?
>>24535772
topkek
even for /r9k/ you're a pathetic faggot
>>24535643
Who gives a fuck. It's tinder so its not like these dumb bitches matter. Do it anyway and if that fails just spam pls respond until the dumb whore unmatches you.
>>24535819
Well actually I haven't used tinder. Just okcupid
>>24535815
so angry, for nothing
>>24534199
>>24534436
Fucking kek. 2013-2014 /fit/ was top tier for board culture.too bad I've become an alcohol in the time since; goodbye gains
>>24535836
angry? you're making my day, you baby-dicked greasy fat loser
>>24535857
edgelord supreme
what is the correct way to tinder. i have a decent profile and can get some matches, but i never go right in with something like Lets Smash. i just say something based on their bio and then it goes nowhere and i dont even want to reply after that lol
>>24534171
>your attractive
jesus christ fucking stupid normie
>>24535010
looks like he went too far though
My profile.
I get more opportunities to fuck girls than I can handle.
Women like confident men and want to be submissive to one.
>>24534230
>she was a virgin
ive got some bad news for youshe wasnt
>>24534124
>2015
>engaging women
Do you enjoy suffering, Anon?
>>24534892
>I super liked this girl because she was QT as fuck.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24535124
>Wanna smoke some crack and watch Shrek?
THIS
fucking nromalfaggots
