>have a good conversation with an 8/10 girl in class at uni
>somehow has same taste in music and she laughs at my jokes
>literally two days later see frat boy giving her a ride to school (you know she lives on campus)
>go up to talk to her again and she doesn't remember who i am
or
>see 4/10 sitting by herself in another class, looks sad
>ask if its cool to sit by her
>have a few conversations with her over a couple weeks and she seems to like you
>suddenly she stops showing up to class
>find out she dropped the class after withdraw date (no refund on tuition)
>weeks later you see her in cafeteria
>she looks up and sees you coming
>gets up, dumps food, leaves
You can't even make this shit up
It's because you're a creep
Keep trying anon-kun!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been trying since last August. About to stop after my latest attempt at "trying".
first girl sounds like she was trying to keep her reputation, and talking to you would have soiled it. that or the frat dude was her bf/fwb and didn't want him to see you.
second girl just sounds embarrassed and probably didn't want you to bring up why she left the class.
>meet slightly creepy, owl-like girl
>shes very direct, succinct, sarcastic
>genuinely interesting and actually made me laugh
>falling for her, regardless that she's objectively a 6 at her absolute best
>we go on a date, quiet drinks in a cosy bar
>I have certain social retardations from an abusive childhood, I have no "personal space" barrier instinct
>we're in a booth
>the conversation gets more sexual, we start making out, my hand is on her inner thigh up her skirt
>after a few minutes she pulls away, laughs nervously and says something about me having no respect for personal space
>move away from her subtly by reaching for a sip of my drink
>we talk more about life and goals and politics
>oh dear
>goes well enough, try to talk more about her than me
>despite being quite an interesting character, her tastes are "basic bitch"
>walk her to her car, she offers me a ride to work
>I don't start for 20 mins
>we make out in the car
>gives me a ride
>says shes "never felt so much passion for someone so quickly, its scary" or something
>more kissing, I leave her car
>AND WE NEVER TEXTED EACH-OTHER AGAAAAAIIIINNNNN
It only gets more confusing.
>>24535434
Well why not? You could have texted first.
>>24533942
The first girl was just trying to not be a bitch and freeze you out anon. To her you're just some rando who walked up and talked to her for 15 minutes. I wouldn't remember that either.
>>24533942
I've met and have had sex with 3 girls since /trying/
It can happen.
The easiest way to get girls is by already being in a large group of friends or two that routinely do things together. It is much harder to do it alone without a social network.
>meet cute Lady Gaga looking girl
>shes into History
>hit it off quickly, kiss a couple times, but shes a good girl
>we go on a date a few days after, quick drink
>get more into her history knowledge
>her main area of interest is the civil rights movement in america
>herewego.tga
>hide my power level well enough until she starts justifying every form of chimpout
>say something about MLK spinning in his grave if he could see what they get up to today
>she politely tries to avoid getting confrontational
>and we never texted each-other agaaaaiiinnn
Fair enough. Was awkward having two sides of "The Force" find themselves sharing a coffee table though. I like debating with people that have conflicting views with my own, but she wasn't keen.
>meet 80s Madonna lookalike
>crack a joke at her in passing
>an hour later she appears, we chat and she asks for my number
>comply
>text back and forth about ourselves
>tells me I'm perfect, amazing, unreal, too good to be true, fantastic all this shit
>k
>invite her on a date
>flakes out, says she'll come and see me next week on [day]
>[day] arrives
>cancels, texts incessantly
>ignore her shit, respond the next day
>day or two later invite her over to my place
>says ok
>flakes out again, still maintaining that I'm flawless etc.
>and we never texted each-other agaaaiiinnn
>>24535625
Yea best way to debate women like that is agree with them until they agree to shut up and stick your dick in their mouth.
I've been trying to work out and dress like less of an autist over the past few months.
I definitely look a bit more presentable than I used to, but it won't cure the fact that I have an unattractive face and am unwilling to ever initiate anything with a girl.
>meet cutie, probably a 4.5/10 to most guys, had a unique charm to her that I liked
>we talk, she has a slight lisp thats pretty cute, she goes away with her friend
>they keep looking over and cringing, laughing nervously, her friend is daring her to do something
>she scurries over nervously and asks for my phone number like I've already said no
>say yes
>she scurries away
>we text, shes really interesting- probably the most interesting girl I've ever known, but accomplished too
>we go on a date
>I have no idea what to do with her, we just sit around playing TEKKEN in a bar screwing around talking about the state of the world
>she seems to find my neuroses charming, and I hers
>we go out again, same as before
>date ends, awkward parting as I'm not sure if I should suck the tongue out of her face like most of the trash I date or do something gentlemanly
>have no knowledge of the latter outside of bond movies
>we kiss awkwardly, I'm too confident to care about looking like a sperg, more worried she might have felt I didn't find her attractive
>she texts again
>I reply but as a massive loser I haven't the balls to ask her out again as that would entail her seeing how I live or me revealing more about how little I've accomplished in my life
>she, rightfully sick of my shit, never texts again
>install tinder
>procrastinate using it; add only one photo and leave bio blank
>use it to check out girls but never swipe any way since I need a proper profile first
>get drunk, say what the hell and swipe right a couple of times
>get 5 matches out of a total of 10 girls, use drunk smoothness
>wait for results
>meet girl at a yoga class
>yes, I've gone full Tyler Durden to meet new people as a friendless loser
>we joke around physically for some reason
>she says "[did] I get your number btw?"
>"No."
>She pauses as if waiting for me to reveal some big punch line
>"...ooookay...wow...heheh, wow. Well, nice talking to you"
>she gives me a lingering look
>realised ten seconds ago I heard "did" instead of "can"
>too jaded and apathetic to explain the miscommunication like some desperate fuck
>hey, maybe everyone in earshot will think I'm alpha as fuck
>nobody in earshot thinks I'm alpha as fuck
>she leaves
I blame the meditation and the herbal tea for that one. I was so damn relaxed.
>resort to interpals to try to talk to women at least as practice
>end up talking to a girl from india for a week or so
>have a few whatsapp phone calls
>she starts coming onto me and asks to send me pics of myself since my profile pic was just a random image
>oblige
>get blocked
I'm done
>>24536089
post the pic you sent her
>>24535539
True, and with the amount of guys that would approach her, she would only remember really scary guys, and chads.
So to her you are just anotherbeta
Read all of your great stories, thanks op!
>walking down the street
>a "couple" ask me for a place that does good food in the area
>make a recommendation, get talking, they eventually go
>bump into them later
>she makes a point of mentioning that they are only on a date and not a couple
>says im really attractive, makes the guy agree
>asks for my number because shes a "model scout"
>he seems nervous, feel bad for the guy but she is hot as hell
>she never texted me
In hindsight I should have texted her asking if she wanted a portfolio or just my dick but jaded apathy is a hell of a drug.
I've actually had several people ask for my number under this premise and nothing ever comes of it.
>>24535724
Deja vu
and pasta
>>24535434
>Owl-like girl
this is my dream
>>pluck up the courage to talk to a 10/10
>says shes a film school grad and film buff
>"oh so you sit around watching The Seventh Seal and shit" MY NEGGING GAME IS ON POINT MOFUKK-
>the seven what?
>ask if shes seen Blade Runner
>in that brief pause I can see her mind conjuring up an Oscar Pistorius biopic
>whats that?
>says shes into feminism in film and Mad Max Fury Road is the best film ever made
>try to stay relevant, mention Alien
>says something about the penis headed alien being problematic/toxic or something
>look away disappointed thinking how I can end the conversation politely
>my thoughts are interrupted with "Prometheus was good tho"
>a telemarketer rings my phone in the nick of time and I make my escape
FFS guys, when will you learn. As soon as highschool starts you are either in or out. The onl way you can redeem yourself is by becoming a millionnaire/ rockstar/ astronaut or PUA.
Stop fucking trying. Life is beautiful without hoes.
>>24535207
excuses, excuses. not even good ones at that.
This year is a learning experience into mixed signals and perceived interest.
>>24536570
I became a millionaire (have 3 properties in Australia where property is damn expensive) and I'm in my 30's (don't they say all women become easy by then?) and yet I can't get a chick who isn't insanely fat or at best a 2/10. And no, I'm not short or ugly or fat, pretty tall but average looking.
>>24536403
you should have told that bitch off. be alpha as fuck.
>>24536700
My point is even the top 10% don't get shit these days. It's more like the top 1% from where I'm standing.
>go on date with qt 6.75/10 gril
>"anon have you ever kissed a girl?"
>"n-no"
we would hang out a lot, and eventually out of the blue she said that she could never kiss a kv
>I get home and laugh and cry at the same time like some kind of sperg maniac
at that point I wasn't even that into her but that offhand rejection hurt a lot for some reason
>>24536500
Nope. I may have posted it before though. Thread got a whopping 20 unique replies.
Anyway
>meet girl through friends
>ten
>slash
>ten
>great sense of humour, stunning looks, smart etc
>we get along, I get her number in private
>I text, she takes about a week to reply
>couple weeks of this but I don't mind, she says shes not one of these modern girls glued to her phone
>have I found the last quality female?
>eventually get a date
>we go for sushi, she insists
>start talking about japanese history and shit, she was the one who broached the subject
>she has her phone on the table and keeps picking it up whenever it buzzes
>annoyed internally
>she keeps taking pics of the sushi
>get talking about science after touching on the war crimes of the nips
>eugenics comes up
>she still keeps poking at her phone
>try to be cool "huehue one of your girl friends asking for a play by play of the date lulz huehue"
>she laughs and shows me "we're talking about genocide now :D" and shit
>I'm not a normie so this living trough your phone thing is strange and alien to me
>eugenics comes up
>she says the usual "but whos to say what genes are good or bad?"
>say something like "Whos to say taking other peoples belongings is wrong? killing? fraud? I'm sure we can come to an intelligent agreement"
>we're debating eugenics while she keeps playing with her phone
>need to piss, excuse myself
>while pissing I mull over her "I'm not like other girls" phone spiel and how hard it was to get her to reply to my text
>exit bathroom
>member of staff putting his coat on goes out fire exit next to me
>slip out like I'm committing the crime of the century
I laughed all the way home.
>turn my phone back on the next morning and read her 9 inquisitive texts slowly getting more and more desperate, coming to a close with "you're a dick"
>meet grill with her slightly gay friend
>they live together
>we chat for a while
>I have to go, say my goodbyes
>girl buries her head in her phone
>gay guy says they're having a house party later, silently darts his eyes at his female friend suggestively, asks for my number so he can text the address
>go with it
>the earth rotates on its axis until my side of the planet is free of the suns glare
>I arrive at the address
>ring the buzzer, ask for the guy, he buzzes me through
>at the door, its quiet
>he invites me in
>I ask about the girl, shes "out" apparently
>offers me a seat
>he turns on the TV and sits beside me
>some telethon
>"Is there nothing on?" I ask
>he says hes not really interested in watching anything
>he makes a grab for my genitals
>I calmly allow it, like a shaolin monk meditating with a spider on his face
>just depserate desu
>he fondles my junk awkwardly through my jeans
>tries to kiss me
>stubble
>"Dude its like kissing my dad, I'm not feeling anything"
>he seems upset
>embarassed, he sees me to the door
>and he never texted agaaaiiinnnn
Thats it.
>>24536113
I'm not posting my face here
I wasnt doing anything weird or out of place. Just took a pic of myself and she blocked me
>>24537124
ur a faget -
Unless you're chad, women don't want you to talk to them. They're that shallow. Don't even waste your time.
>>24537124
>>24536869
>>24536556
>>24536403
>>24536086
>>24535951
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>>24535434
You're the biggest fucking normie. Leave this board.
>>24537173
On the contrary, I came out of the encounter straighter than ever.
>be me
>be working at some shitty joint
>there's this 2 girls that came pretty often. Always together.
>after their 4th visit I get their note and right before throwing it I notice sth
>one of em left her phone number
>mfw
>but is it the hot one
>save the number, check whatsapp pic
>it is the hot one
>wait one day to text, tell her some stupid shit about reservations being made by calling
>she doesn't answer
>queue next day
>they come again
>she texts me back saying thx but we got a seat
>I start being a cheeky cunt
>she likes it
>we are literally 20m apart
>i eventually ask her out
>she says yes
>after two days, meet with her
>she's kinda fancy amd shit but all in black, I get interested. Great sense of humor and smart too
>she tells me how she had the nad luck of falling only for guys with gfs
>major red flag
>i assure her that i'm single
>we hug at the end and leave
I was working too much and she was busy too so I never had the tine for a second date. We met at the joint when she came and talked, but I think she thinks I friendzoned her. She had no tits tho so it was for the best.
