>"Wow, cousin. I haven't seen you in years? How have you been? Do you have a girlfriend?Remember how we used to wrestle in the bathtub when we were kids? Haha, we were so weird.
Why can't it be a neighbor you incest fuck!
I don't understand these posts. They're really fucking stupid.
>>24533758
Wanna do it again right now?
>>24533758
What inspired you to make this thread?
>>24533771
Excessive masturbation leads to the entertainment of deviant fantasies
>>24533771
> implying a cousin counts as incest
>>24533758
I would sooooo put my dick in there (:<
More
>>24533777
then dont fucking reply you autist
have you guys seriously never "experimented" with your cousins before?
i thought it was common
>>24533827
The most I did was cross swords with my cousins.
>>24533758
>tfw when I was like 13 we spent Christmas with the extended family so we stayed at our aunt/uncle's place a few days and one night my younger blonde cousin wakes me up and leads me by the hand to the cupboard under the stairs and before anything happens he uncle shows up with a stern look on his face and just tells her to go back to bed
>tfw the day after my older brother was like HAHA ANON IS A PERV and everyone knew & acted like it was my idea/fault
>tfw I didn't even get my dick wet
>>24533758
Not gonna lie I'd tap that
>>24533795
Is that why I can only get hard to 2dqt's?
My little cousin used to rub against my crotch when she was younger while I just tried to pokerface the whole thing and contain my confused teenage boner. When she was like 15 she came up to me and asked if I knew what a pole dancing bar was and if I could take her to one. My country even has a saying about it being acceptable to fuck your cousins so the idea was especially conflicting to me.
>>24533827
see
>>24533889
had we not been rudely interrupted by her father I would have gladly experimented the fuck out of her. Especially considering how it was like one of the last years we saw each other.
Then again maybe I would be even more fucked up.
I can't imagine what it would be like if I had a younger sister.
>>24533932
Damn. Just how 'little' was she? Plz say 7.
>>24533954
What if your younger sister was a hambeast or mentally retarded? Could you imagine it then, you sick fuck. I sure as hell can. All you can hear is her helmet smashing into the headboard and the sound of your sack slapping against one of her folds. Be real, nigga.
What if you had a younger brother?
>>24533989
Rubbings used to happen when we were 15 and 17 respectively, but we grew up together and sometimes when left alone as kids in our grandma's house I'd just lay down on the floor and reverse psychology her into walking over my head and I could see under her skirt. This happened when we were 5 and 7 I think.
>>24533852
huh, I always thought that meant like slapping boners.
I actually used to do that as a really young kid with my brother.
Then one day at a party we're doing blow in a toilet and he whips his nub out and starts pissing in the bowl and I'm like "well okay I'm set I'll leave you to it then" and he's like "REMEMBER WE USED TO "LIGHTSABER" AS KIDS COME ON MAN WHAT ARE YOU SCARED ARE YOU A PUSSY"
>>24533777
I feel like I'm actually talking to women when I read them tb (to be) h (honest) :^)
>>24534059
>What if your younger sister was a hambeast
hmm
I'd probably pass.
> or mentally retarded?
depends, is she still cute like in my chinese movies?
>What if you had a younger brother?
Gross, man, I'm not gay.
tfw actually going to thanksgiving with your asian gf cousin because she was adopted from korea
>>24533777
if you don't understand it i pity you for not having experienced it
>>24534344
Have you no shame? Your inlaws would be your fucking uncle and aunt. Have you thought this shit out? You can take a Korean out of the MMORPG, but you can't take the MMORPG out of the Korean.
>>24533758
>cousin
I had/have an uncle/aunt?
>4 years ago
>cousin stayed at my house for ~2 months
>both 16
>extremely qt but shy
>parents went to work at the same time so had the house to ourselves most of the time
>had sex nearly every day doing every single position possible
>never used a condom
>occasionally do things when family gets together years later
best times of my life
>>24533827
Not my cousin, but I'm a bit of an oldfag so we grew up without the internet & cable TV as kids.
One night my older sister wakes me up, tells me not to make any noise, and brings me downstairs to the basement.
The light's turned off and the whole room is only illuminated by the TV and I can see my brother is there as well sitting on one of the couches.
I take a seat on the other couch, my sister sits on the recliner and before I can ask what's up this fucking lady on the TV screen takes off her clothes holy shit.
Turns out, really softcore porn aired once on weekends. I don't know how long my other two siblings knew about this. I was actually way too young to even bet a boner I just thought "wow cool that's what naked boobs look like" and eventually got bored & fell asleep on the couch.
oh and also my sister was wearing nothing but a shirt & panties and my older brother was wearing pajama bottoms & no shirt.
I don't know if anything happened between those two and plan on never finding out.
>>24534616
Who needs teenage love when you can raw dog your cousin and feel no remose.
Get depressed just typing out my particular situation, so I screencapped it a few threads ago.
>tfw cousin isn't coming for Thanksgiving this year
g-guess I'll see her next summer guys
>>24534704
Rape her. Seriously. Whip it out in front of her and make her like it.
Or get her drunk.
What do you have to lose?
>>24534616
>ywn no-condor someone who is directly related to you
>>24534801
I'm not going to force myself on my cousin, but I'd be lying if I said I had never thought about getting drunk with her and seeing what happened
>>24534704
>motivated womyn who does martial arts and don't need no man
The odds of you getting with her are 0.000001%
but that's still more than 0
my animes taught me that
>>24534853
>h-hey you wanna head back home and watch this really funny porn video? haha j..just kidding
>>24534941
I actually tried something like this this past summer
>showing my cousins Rick and Morty
>using an hdmi cable to display my browser on the TV
>before hand put my porn folder on my desktop and label it "not porn"
>did this in hopes they would ask to see my collection
yes I know I'm autistic
inb4 Rick and Morty is shit
>be 14
>female cousin is 15
>both loved Jungle Book 1 and 2 growing up
>Played Kaa & Mowgli/Shanti a lot as kids
>Zap! You're hypnotized! Now you have to walk like a zombie or be frozen stiff or pretend to be asleep
>find out that hypnosis hypnosis is real and started trying it out on each other around our preteens
>get pretty good at it with each other by the said 14-15 years old
>she finds hypnoporn after typing it up on a whim
>torrents a bunch of them and shows them to me the next time she visits
>holed up in my room while we watch on her laptop
>really heavy tension as we steal looks at each other and blushing
>Then nothing happens and she goes home
We still hypnotize each other and sometimes we watch porn from either of our private collections. We both know it's going to happen, it's just a matter of time.
I had a hot cousin but she got fat and ugly
time is a bitch but I did get to 'wrestle' her when she was still hot
>>24535040
>Rick and Morty is shit
It's all right. Started off with an original premise and the stuttering improve humor was well-paced in each episode & mixed in with actual scripted jokes, but imo it started getting kind of stale in the 2nd half o season 2, hopefully they come back strong.
>>24535049
you have to be 18 to post here bro
also
> hypnoporn
??
>>24535040
One of the most autistic things I've ever read on 4chan
Seems like something I would do thinking its a good idea at the time, and cringe like a motherfucker later thinking about it.
>>24535135
said inb4 m9. Rick in Morty is one of the "cool to hate" shows on 4chan because of it's "reddit tier" humor
>inb5 I knew you inb4'd
>>24535135
Sorry, 14 at the time. We're both much older than that now.
>tfw weirdo cousins that hang out in their 20s hypnotizing each other recreationally with a cloud of sexual tension waiting to break and make mindslaves out of each other.
>>24535040
That's some really funny shit. Can't blame you either because I'd do the same thing, except hide my foot fetish and BBW porn.
>>24535049
I wish you the best. But what if she snaps out of it while your tongue in is her ass and she tells your parents? Not saying that's not worth it though. I wish I had more tongues to put in multiple assholes.
>>24535040
I've shown rick and morty to people too, it doesn't make you autistic.
Also frankly "not porn" is dumb. Your porn should be all over your computer because you're a fucking adult and it's your computer. There's porn files on my desktop and all over my hard drive. All kinds of fucked up shit. Do I care? No, because I'm an adult.
You'd be better off just asking if they're interested in fooling around.
>>24535049
thanks a lot man, now i have to fap and i just had a shower
>>24535235
I'm 99.9% sure we both want it.
>>24533758
People wrestle naked with their cousins? Is this normal? No this is just retarded as fuck
Seemed like the only cousin around my age was into me or something but she wasn't attractive, so fuck that.
>>24535173
>>24535235
I did get some laughs when my adhd assburger cousin asked me about it, but it was obvious nobody wanted to see my spank bank.
>>24535239
the autistic part was the part about my porn folder. it would probably make things weird if I asked to fool around since neither of my female cousins is interested.
>>24535348
It's not hard dude, just tell them you're concerned about your oral sex game and want someone to practice on. Orgasms create feelings of sexual attraction to your partner anyway, it's a mammal thing, so after enough oral eventually they'll get turned on by you and you can get real sex.
>>24535345
Are you fucking retarded? She's there for practice. Fuck what she looks like. Now when the time comes you'll have no idea where your cock goes, or how long until grandma calls the both of you for dinner.
>>24535457
>hey person I'm related to, I'm concerned about my ability to perform cunninglingus, would you mind if I practiced on you?
>don't worry, it's totally non sexual, cousins do this all the time
Jesus anon, they're adults, not 5 year olds
>>24535575
>implying it's non-sexual
No, it is sexual, but you're offering what's plausibly no-strings attached cunnilingus with no expected reciprocation.
If you had any balls you'd just put it out there and leave it at that. It's totally on them if they take you up on it.
>>24534704
how do you take screenshots like this
did you compile it or something
>>24535717
4chan x you nigger
>>24535460
She had leukemia or ebola or something and I only saw her on rare occasions.
>>24535648
I feel like you don't have enough insight to understand our dynamic. If I were to do that, not only would the answer most certainly be "no", but my uncle would hear about it, he would probably kick me out of his house then and there, and if he decided to tell my dad, then I would basically lose all respect from him and anyone else in my family who found out
My family is full of normies. My younger cousin getting a citation for underage drinking is nbd, but if I offered to eat out my cousin, then I'd be treated like some kind of sick freak
>>24535784
i never used it
I trust the native extension
>>24533852
I remember this shit in elementary
we had a competition to see how far away you could piss into the urinal
>>24535916
using it has changed my posting experience. The thread watcher is amazing, especially if you post on slow boards
>>24535930
Nigger 4chan already has that shit in the settings
>>24534068
I want moar anon
>>24535962
Here's basically what anon did
>>24534676
>Your older siblings fucked
>You were left with nothing and now lurk /r9k/
I would have killed myself
>>24536162
Can we see a pic of her?
>>24533758
You look desperate, did you run out of men to backstab?
>>24536162
kind of gross desu
we all look alike so it'd be like fucking me and I'm no 10/10
>>24533777
Waste of holy seven trips desu senpai
