Who /aloneonthanksgivingbuteatingalotanyway here?
I bought turkey breast, mash potatoes & gravy, custard pie, pumpkin pie, & some veggies
>>24533651
I might be alone this thanksgiving
Probably gonna go to a bar
I always end up talking to a girl, idk what it is but they always see me as only a friend
These actually look pretty tasty
>>24533830
looks good but id be too ashamed to buy it
>>24533830
Imagine how soul crushing it is to have to watch the cashier scan it while you're checking out
>Would you like a bag sir
>H-haha no it's going r-right home
>Well, happy holidays I guess
>Y-you too
>>24533651
>be me
>alone on thanksgiving again
>happy af
>bought me a nice chicken, bread to make garlic bread, good stuffing, mashed potato mix, and a two liter of ginger ale and a bottle of grey goose
Tomorrow is gonna be fun. Probably not even going to shitpost. Probably just gonna relax and read a book.
>>24533894
Seriously. The text on the sticker calls you out.
>>24534072
>Holiday Turkey Dinner For One
laffin
>>24533651
This sounds depressing.
>>24533830
This looks depressing.
I wouldn't mind spending the day alone but cooking all that food just to eat it alone would seriously eat at me.
>Sister just passed the bar
>family wanted me to drive 13 hours up to New Jersey for 3 days and then drive 13 hours back
>tell them I'm not interested
>They call me a loser who is kept afloat by my parent's money and without them I'd be homeless
First thanksgiving alone, famerino
I want to go scoop up a bunch of NEETs and bring them all together for a nice, comfy, relaxed thanksgiving/holidays feast. So it'll all be alright.
I just ordered 2 pizzas from Dominoes (should last me through tomorrow).
Got Hyperdimension Neptunia installed.
Tomorrow's going to be great.
I guess.
>>24533830
Same, I would buy it right now if I actually saw it at my local supermarket that I'm about to go to. No fucks given.
$8 is steep for me, but it's fine to splurg every now and then senpai.
>>24535165
Yeah you're kind of a modern millennial-tier cunt if you're just a student or a NEET.
My mom is forcing me to go eat with her side of the family, people I literally know nothing about and have no interest in knowing anything about.
Still looking for a way out of it, probably going to have to drink salt water until I vomit all over the place.
>>24535165
Are you in South Carolina?
>>24535358
Well, I'm either a cunt or a wageslave. Not much in terms of good choice
I'm going to be alone for the second straight year. Geography is the main reason why. I always make the trip for Christmas anyways.
Grocery store had a deal where if you bought a ham you got a turkey free. So I said fuck it and decided to just go all out. I'm also making mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, rhubarb pie, and cornbread stuffing.
Gonna just indulge in food and watch football.
>>24535426
Yeah, SC. The drive is brutal. Also NJ blows
Hell yes. Have vegetables, going to mash potatoes, cook some chicken, gravy, etc. tomorrow. Have some pie. Going to get high as fuck. Looking forward to it.
>>24535454
I lived in NJ for 25 years and have spent the last 3 living SC
Did that drive a few times and never again
I do miss New Brunswick and the easy weed though
I can't afford to eat well so I'll just pretend its any other day
I'll probably try to avoid 4chan as much as possible over the next few days to get away from all the humblebrags going on about their friends and family.
>>24535466
I used to do the drive every year for my entire life until my 19th birthday. It was always to visit my cunt relatives in New Brunswick. They never visit me but expect me to drop my Comfy NEET life to drive up. Fuck em, I say.
I'll just make a plate and go hide in a bush or something to watch Netflix. Fuck small talk with people I only see once a year.
>>24533830
$8 is multiple cans of beer
I got fucking bags of rice and oatmeal, I'll manage
>pumpkin pie
How can you eat that trash
>>24533651
>tfw not a yank and thanksgiving isn't a thing
>>24535673
Pumpkin pies literally the only good rye of pie you slut
>>24536001
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