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Who /grower not shower/ here? I have no idea how tf its possible
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Who /grower not shower/ here?
I have no idea how tf its possible to have a literal 1 inch micropenis and then have it go to 6.4inches. IM always afraid a girl will see my ungrown micro penis and think I'm 1inch only, then she won't give me a chance to show her my 6 incher.
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i have a 0.0001 inch micropenis (retracting into my skin) that looks like a vagina and then grows to 5.3 inches or so
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Is that picture real? Is this comment original?
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>>24533412
Most girls know that flaccid length =/= erect length. Also by the time she pulls your trousers/pants down, you'd probably be hard. So it shouldn't matter. Also the length of your penis is genetic.
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>>24533412
Me. I'm about 6.2" erect, 6.5" if I'm diamond hard. When I'm not aroused it's like 2". It's the reason I never joined the military or do sports - I can't be seen naked in public.
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>>24533412
Woah woah halt, I saw the original pic before and I felt the same way (this slut is going to date a chad). But is that really her the same girl in the first pic?
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>>24533412
former robot turned normie here.

I have a cock that's under 1.5 inches flaccid and a full 7 hard. I've only ever fucked 1 girl but from what she told me it seems like pretty much any girl who knows anything about dicks will understand that the flaccid length has nothing to do with the erect length. I was kinda embarrassed about it to begin with but she always told me that it was cute and she didn't care at all since erect size is all that matters
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>>24533412
its not micropenis if it grows to 6.4in. micropenis is based off erect length.
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Mine grows from 2-3 inches to 6.7

Sometimes, when I have to use a urinal, I start thinking about lewd stuff on the way there so when I arrive I have a chub, just in case some nohomo bro sneaks a peek.
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>>24533412
That pic literally makes me nauseous. I like to tell myself you guys are cherrypicking (which is probably true) and some of the stories are fake.
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>>24533412
Thats not a chad OP, thats a normie richkid, I bet that cunt is sleeping whit a tall fit chad when he is not around
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>>24533539

U wot m8

Blox
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>>24533412
that chick is a master at fat girl angles she looks way better in the first pic
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I don't know what other people are saying here, but from my understanding a lot of women do not know about the shower vs grower thing from what I have seen, they actually get surprised when you go from something so tiny and extend outwards so much.

But I know that feel bro as a grower myself, the way you do it is that you make sure you are as hard as can be before you have sex with someone, then afterwards let them see it flaccid so they understand.

I do not want to worry you, but one girl I was going to hook up with put her hands down my pants when I was flaccid, and I couldn't get hard. Later on someone told me she said my cock was small.

I am 7 inches erect. SO yeah.. be careful.
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>>24533412
ITT people don't realize it's the same guy who just got a make over.
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>>24533701
But it has been proven it is another person through screenshots from facebook I believe, proving that she broke up with him and got with a new guy.
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>>24533539
same. When I get in a gym locker room I go in to toilet stall pretending to pee and jerk it a little to look bigger when I undress
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>>24533805
lol omg.
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ye go from like 1.5 inches to 7 if my dicks maxd out.
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>>24534005
>see (!) on my tab
>thinking its someone relating to me
>its this shit
and we brought robot back for this crap? R9k was a mistake
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>>24533570

why?

if you went from average as fuck to pretty hot would you wanna stay with your 4/10 girlfriend if you had 8/10 women trying to suck your dink?

it's a no brainer, they wern't married, no kids.

why the fuck not.

or you gonna hang around out of some misbegotten sense of loyalty resenting her until you inevitably get married & have kids because according to you people can't ever break up because that's not loyal or honourable or someshit.

i dunno man u sound kinda crazy imo senpai
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>>24533412

equivalent of girl supporting poorfag then getting dump when he becomes a surgeon.
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>tfw you prefer sitting down to pee because if you pee standing up you need to jerk your dick to be able to aim it
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>>24533468
I remember seeing this pic a while ago, so I believe it's legit, although Idk about the one on the right.
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>>24534119
it's not easy to accept that real life sucks okay
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8 inch cock masterrace
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>>24534096
good game boys now hit the showers
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>>24533412
>tfw shrinker
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>>24534201

rite but I don't even see how that even has a negative connotation to it.

fucking college couple breaks up.

wow i'm so shocked.

its like the most neutral thing ever.
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Mine goes from 2.5" to 6".
Fuckin' stupid when people judge dick length on flaccid size.
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>>24533729
how do you know he didnt break up with her?
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>tfw gf had never not seen my erect
>always hid it under blanket before and after sec
>one morning wake up
>start playing on my phone
>she moves under then blanket and puts my 1 incher in her mouth
>immediate fear because it's the first time anyone other than me I can confirm has seen or touched my flaccid dong
>tense 10 seconds when nothing was happening
>trying to will my dick into boner as hard as I can
>ends up feeling amazing having my dick fill her mouth
>she gives the best bj she's ever given

What a fucking way to wake up, if I didn't get a boner I don't know if I could've faced her again
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>>24534096
>i jerk my dick off in the locker room so it looks big in front of the other boys
>i deserve legitimate responses to this
ok, faggot. you're a faggot. happy now, you fucking babydick crybaby babyfaggot?
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i can go from 1 inch to 7.8 inches
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>>24534294
he doesn't know anything, he believes what he wants to believe, which is anything other than that his failure with women is his own fault.
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>>24534312
no need to be so butthurt. Just because Im anxious around other people doesnt make me a faggot. Please dont project your repressed homosexuality on me
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>>24534389
i'm sorry, are you the guy who masturbates in the men's locker room, which stinks of men, in order to make the men in the men's locker room think you have a big penis? and then you visit the internet to call other people homosexuals? you're that guy, right?
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>>24534261
Is it though? I think it's pretty obvious how staying together literally through thick and thin would have positive connotations and "welp she upgraded herself so she upgraded her partner" is more a cynic, negative outlook.
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>>24534096
Don't listen to those fags anon, fucking edgy 14 year old reddit/tumblr fags think OMG lol and OMG THIS are legitimate responses. Thank god there's no upvoting here
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>>24534441
hey the stalls dont stink they are nice and clean. Also I do it because my unerected penis looks extremely small. You wouldve known that if you read the reply chain instead of shitposting. I know I shouldnt be bothered by it but it cant be helped.
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>>24533468
>>24533468
Guy on the right is the same as the left but just looks better
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>>24534444

what he's saying is breakups in general are common so you can't say it was because of her getting hotter. how many people do you know from high school that are still together? i know of 2 couples that are still together after 3 years out of about 400 graduates
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>>24533458
post a picture of your dingus
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>>24534569
i read it, i'm just being an asshole for no reason. well that's not exactly correct, i'm being an asshole because i have a tiny pee pee that doesn't get very big even when i jiggle it around.
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>>24533412
that's not a chad btw
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>>24533412
its the same guy too, you know.
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>>24534584
post a picture of your dad's pantied butt
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mine goes from 1" to 4"...
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>>24534584
i might one day just to become a meme
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>>24533412
I'm a BBC at 9"
Flaccid, I'm like toddler dick.
Good thing I get aroused easily.
But I can never get to 100% unless I'm actually fucking someone I really like
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>>24534305
You can go fuck yourself right now, faggot
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>>24536667
uhh... the only thing we know about that guy is pretty un-faggotty
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>>24536694
>thinking faggotry=homosexuality
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>>24533412
>tfw my dick is 3 inch flaccid but only grows to 6 inches

waht the fuck i was scammed
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>>24536722
i'm going to put my penis in your mouth and let it grow, faggot.
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>>24536754
I'll bite your dick off and shove it up your faggot ass, then you can finally go fuck yourself
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>>24536791
oh, no then, never mind. that doesn't sound very enjoyable at all.
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