What's up robots
I'm drunk and posting with trip for the first time in almost 5 months
hold up
i dunt beleev it.
>>24532254
hey egg I think that haircut suits you p well
>>24532254
timestamp or you're not eggman
You'll regret it when you sober up, egg
>>24532254
HOL UP
SO U TELLIN
SO U TELLIN ME
DAT U R DA EGGMAN
POSTIN WITH YA TRIP
we dun believe u lil nigga
>>24532254
Give us a timestamp senpai
>>24532254
not real
>>24532288
this.
failure to comply will result in violence.
>>24532254
Eggy I love you. I want you to inseminate me pls ;____;
Tell me about eggman
Why does he have importance
>>24532254
is it y-you..?
>>24532254
kill yourself faggot, you are a dumb cunt and i hope you die
>>24532254
Kill yourself you fucking normiefag
>>24532254
has it been that long? 5 months? what the fuck?
I'm glad they brought the robot back, and I'm glad to have so many of you wonderful people as my friends, even if it's "only" online.
>>24532393
No time stamp I refuse to believe
>>24532393
eggman if it really is you take a picture of yourself pinching your nose.
>>24532254
>implying
STOP LYING
>>24532393
It's been a while egg... it's been a while..
Eggman is my favorite egg themed r9k poster!
>>24532393
Have you been lurking this whole time or did you leave us? Also timestamp now humpty dumpty
Eggman did you ever get any money out of being framed for the Oregon shooting?
>>24532254
I tought you were in jail
>>24532254
>5 months
Has it really been that long?
>>24532445
Nope, nobody except twitter and Facebook used my picture and nobody ever mentioned my real name so I got jack shit
eggman there are plenty of ugly men that have made it big, look at the whole male population of Britain for example. Why don't you do it?
>>24532445
Not him, but no he didn't. He's posted since then and said he looked into it but there was nothing he could do legally.
>>24532254
E-eggy?
Srsly robot?
eggman why are you so ugly though?
WHERE IS MY BELOVED EGGMAN????
>>24532476
Fat American spotted
It's not the Eggman. They're not the Eggman.
>>24532535
I'm Russian
>They really don't remember my trip
Things have truly changed.
Don't forget to become an /accelerationist/
Remember to REPORT this trash.
Get all the attentionwhores banned like ricky swami tomatoe etc
bye.
>>24532559
Post a picture of yourself right now holding a peace sign
Ill believe you then, and what were you doing when you were gone?
>>24532559
ARE YOU VOTING FOR BASED TRUMP
>>24532574
It's him, senpai. Don't you know how trips work?
Anyway, he's been traveling the US
>>24532574
I've been trying to conquer the world
>>24532575
He cannot be stumped
>>24532588
that's not eggman's trip you cunt
fuck off you attention whoring cunt.
>>24532588
Well i wasnt here 5 months ago
>>24532599
What brings you back here?
It's been so long, there must be a reason why you came back
>>24532604
why are you here now
>>24532393
You're the best, Eggfam.
>>24532599
eggy my life is shit.. what do i do
>>24532612
I'm drunk and I've been snapchatting with robots in the meantime, so I thought I would come say hi to everyone else too
>>24532599
this could have been an old pic of eggman with a peace sign. Post a picture of your finger up your bum with a time stamp. Then and only then will we believe
>>24532599
Hey egg, you're right. Fembots doesn't exist.
>>24532602
.... Are you joking? Wowzers
>>24532393
what are you drinking eggbro?
got some cheap whiskey here
>tfw you will never get drunk with egg
proper timestamp or I reject all evidence that this thread ever existed
>>24532635
haven't seen you around here in a while dude
>>24532635
>>24532599
The 2 of them...
So, how have you lost your virginity?
>>24532646
Nobody else has ever posted with my trip.
You don't have to believe if you don't want to.
>>24532662
I've been around, just not posting my pics as much as I used to
Will you be sticking around or is this a one off thing, because I'm pretty tired but don't want to miss epic bread if you will be gone for good after this
i just wanna know why you killed all those people
>>24532640
This is the fucking feel that hurts the most.
Also, it's him, you doubtful idiots. He's posting on Snapchat wearing the same shit.
You've already been replaced with this new meme, called Fight Promoter Man from Spider-Man 1. You've been outclassed. You're old news kid.
watcha drinking eggy?
I'm a bit tipsy on woodchuck and cheap shitty wine
>>24532613
Got bored
>>24532635
Post more cat
>>24532599
You look quite good tb.h
>>24532675
lost mine when I was almost 17 to some fat goth chick I met at a metal show
Is eggman going to kill himself after this thread?
Hey egg are you still working or did you quit.
>>24532701
Help me get some metal qt plz tb h familia
>>24532699
ok, here's one I have of her
she's my housemate's cat actually, she just likes to chill in my room and sit on my lap
>>24532635
I got whiskey too
pls notice me senpai
I'm glad you're back eggy, welcome home
Eggman I...
>>24532725
I can't, that one fat girl was a drunken fluke
I guess just go to a metal show drunk with a stoner friend as a wingman, it worked for me
>>24532710
Since I moved I'm working a new shitty job as a salesman
I interviewed to host a public access tv show but they wanted a college graduate
>>24532731
that's irish whiskey though
I have bourbon
Why couldn't he use a trip again?
I hope senpai rapes me...
>>24532254
Eggy how was the whole oregon shooterino thing. We blamed it on you. No hard feelings desu senpai. Only like half of twitter hates you.
>>24532759
that's sad. it blows that they would pick some no name normie over a chan culture icon just because he has a degree from an SJW indoctrination center and you don't
>>24532473
Good.
You deserve nothing
>>24532759
How well does TV hosting pay?
I was kind of worried you were gone for good after the whole "being framed for a mass shooting thing".
I missed you, egg
>>24532858
The last time he was here after the shooting was beg for money.
What's your email Mills?
I miss you.
Who is this guy?
Why does he look like a cancer patient?
i cried a little in that timeframe between people throwing blame on you and then other decoding that egg is innocent.
I hear you're gonna make a new vid? Thewhitepill?
>>24532599
egg is it true you have a qt gf?
>>24532759
Awww that's so sad.
Didn't you tell them you are the eggman.
How can we cheer you up?
>>24532759
Come to the eastcoast, Eggs, and let's tackle the world. I'll get you a job in the company I work for.
What's the egg's snapchat tho?
hey eggman
your an faggot
fite me irl
Eggman I am a somewhat cute female and I am willing to pay you to be my friend/bf. Is this something you'd be interested in?
whatchu eatin for dinner eggo
i am eating a good sandwich
>>24532635
boi, show dick
classic /r9k/ eggy was kind enough to grace us with his presence and all we do is hurl insults
Eggman, what was it like for you after the Oregon incident? Did you get any actual backlash? Do your friends and family make jokes about it?
>>24532728
oh man is that cat qt, even has a qt name
tfw cat allergies ;_;
>>24532950
Fuck you cunt.
I was here first.
W-whoa...is it you?
>>24533008
I think I might have them too, but fuck it, cats are cute. what's the worst that could happen?
Maybe we can summon reviewbrah.
>>24532254
YOU'RE SO CUTE HERE
Eggman senpai, do you have a GF now? If so how did you acquire it?
>>24533017
Whatever you're offering to pay him, I'll double it.
>>24532254
Fuck off eggkuck you normalslime.
>>24532950
I'm an uncute female and have no monies, you win :(
>>24532988
This is what I hate most about /r9k/. They demonize everyone and think everyone is trying to be a special snowflake, and wanting attention, one of the most basic human necessities, instantly makes you a horrible person in their eyes.
A lot of these faggots are miserable and will truly never like anything that doesn't align with their pitiful view of the world.
>>24532254
Eggy I am about as ugly as you, but I'm going to be making 100k in 3 years. Do I have a chance?
>>24533061
>>24533040
>tfw will never again be desired by fembots
ah well, I had a good run I suppose
>>24533046
>paying for a bf
Are you retarded?
eggman feels like a friend but I know it's a lie because /r9k/ hasn't been a community for years
I WILL BREAK THE NECK OF ANYONE WHO DARES TO CALL EGGY UGLY
YOU ARE TRAITORS REEEEEEEEE
I am a normalfag and I still think I would chill with Eggman. You seem like a fun dude.
>>24533074
dw Samson I'd pay you to be my friend/bf as well.
pic related, my fav Samson pic
>>24533074
ur a qt but out of my league so I don't even want to bother embarrassing myself
Egg post your email
I'm really lonely and want to talk to you in private.
When you snapchat with robots do they show their face? Tfw shy
>>24533078
yeah a retard with a lot of money who has had a crush on Eggman for far too long
>>24533068
Well you sure proved your need for attention by posting this. Please be a whore somewhere else.
hey eggbro, ms bro here
why did you stop coming to TC?
why did you delete me from SnapChat?
Did you make any money when your face was plastered on the news over false accusations?
>>24532282
Thank you!
>>24532326
That's a tall order 2bh
>>24532635
Cheap beer
>>24532682
It depends
>>24532829
True
>>24532939
What kind of company?
>>24532950
I will be your friend for free, just a friend though
>>24532956
I had early thanksgiving food
>>24533005
There wasn't really much backlash for me since nobody used my real name
Never leave eggboy
>>24533168
Hello tranny
Post nudes
>>24533174
Are you going to make youtube videos that aren't begging for money?
>>24533128
Eggy, is this really you in this ad?
>>24532559
you a nick land kind of man, egg?
>>24532473
>>24532254
Hanson, is that you, and why do you keep saying it's not when I ask you
>>24533168
Hey man.
I deleted you back when I deleted everyone in April, you should readd me.
I wasn't much for tc anymore, It inflamed my autism so I stopped going.
Father my offspring, fair Eggman
>>24533212
Eggman will you post here with your trip again and not stop, more importantly make videos for me to watch>>24533212
>>24533193
eggy isn't a nog
>>24533217
>hey man
get rekt tranny tbqh
>>24533100
I had longer hair and was less fat then
>>24533107
>implying I'm out of anyone's league
>>24533174
what kind of cheap beer?
Olde English and PBR are my favorites
>>24533217
I need your email desu
I can't use shitchat.
>>24532254
Isn't this guy that oregon mass shooter from the news?
>>24533191
I realized my "skills" weren't valuable so I was pointless to try and sell them.
I'm just going to keep being poor and doing what I already do instead of trying to make money
>>24533242
Some pbr and some schmidt
>>24533174
So nobody in your neighborhood found out about it? Not even your friends or family?
>>24533258
Word. I really did/do enjoy your videos. Keep it up bruv.
>>24533258
Go back to school for a useful degree.
Also, do robots snapchat their face? Tfw shy
Eggman my senpai
>>24533258
Honestly if you have any sort of online following you should make a ton of YouTube videos, it's called passive income because if you monetize them and they only each make 2 bucks a month but you have 100 of em, that's an extra 200 a month
It's not about skills, although you're good at speaking to disaffected robots like me
>>24533217
I just did if it is still the formula one.
>>24533258
why don't you every post about your gf even though she is already well known here?
Hey Eggman, how old are you? You look quite young tbqh
>>24533258
What's your email address?
Why won't you post it
Eggman why/how do you travel so much? What's the best thing you've seen out there?
>>24533258
What are your thoughts on Hiroshima Nagasaki?
>>24533017
are you eggy's qt gf? post pic
>>24533333
HO LE FUG
>>24533280
not bad
you really should make more vids and monetize them though, at the very least it will get you a little extra cash and some followers who'll do favors and stuff for you. if I wasn't such an unlikable, talentless shitbag, I'd do it myself
>>24533333
Quints confirm, good question
>>24533174
A cable company, my man. But you won't be installing cable. You'll be doing ride or die shit with me.
>>24532559
>Don't forget to become an /accelerationist/
what does this mean?
He didnt post timestamp and you still believing thats this thread is real my fucking god
hey eggman. my 'friend' ignores me when he hangs out with his other cooler friends. should i just stop all contact with him? he's my last friend. without him i'm a complete shut in.
>>24533239
What would eggnog look like?
>>24533402
you fucking newfag, jesus christ
>>24533355
I was.
Once.
Buthe abandoned me.
>>24533379
Where on the east coast, brother? I need to get off my NEET ass.
>>24533280
>pbr
egg you got pleb tastes
also have you got any relatives in idaho? like cousins maybe
there's a kid at my college who looks almost exactly like you and is pretty tall and his voice is really deep like yours
>>24533457
Jew Jersey.
>>24532254
eggie weegiez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24533288
I do
xfilthycasualx
hit that mf snap
>>24533282
Nope
>>24533285
Thank you!
>>24533321
23
>>24533288
They do
>>24533325
It's [email protected]
>>24533379
Does sound fun 2bh
>>24533387
Look into it
>>24533407
Sadly it may be the best option
>>24533445
He upgraded to a girl who puts out
>>24533531
eggy what's your snapchat tho
how come eggman gets gfs even though he's so ugly?
>>24533531
>no (you) from Eggman
Should I kill myself? Also will make a video on how we can be /accelerationists/
>>24533572
He's a chad in an ugly body.
>>24533567
it's thenewegg
>>24533567
A true egghead will watch all his mirrored videos for the answer.
>>24533531
you never talk about your girlfriend. what's the deal? she isnt a fat black whore
>>24533577
*will you
Ilil
>>24533577
Eggman will bless you in death comrade
>>24532731
youre hot no homo
>>24533479
Damn, Jew York here. If I had a car maybe I could have made it work.
>>24533567
thenewformula
>>24533577
Fear not my friend. Live your life, and I may make such a video. Possibly.
>>24533572
Most of us could get the hideous gfs Eggy gets
We lack the foolishness to repeatedly be keked, though
>>24533531
You lucky fuck. I remember everyone here talking about how that ruined your life.
What about the doxxing incident that made you leave? What happened with that?
>>24533638
Got pics of his gfs?
>>24533531
OK
I sent you an email
> you will never share a bottle with eggman, consuming his saliva and backwash
>>24533633
egg please answer these quints >>24533333
what's a day in the life of eggman like?
>>24533648
yes but eggy will get mad
>>24533633
Are you spending Thanksgiving with your parents?
>>24533679
Who gives a shit? Post them
>>24533677
>that passive aggressive pic
>>24533679
Fuck off
Stop being a faggot
>>24533577
iktf
i thought eggy would validate a niggas existence but he's just some fucking normie chad
>>24533679
Post them dude, I don't give a fuck lol
Thoughts eggman?
does eggy currently have a gf?
>>24533751
i love you eggy, sorry for making you a meme. what happened after oregan? wasnt me who did the blaming for that though
>>24533752
hahahaha holy shit, is that a shoop??
participating in cool chat
>>24533773
>>24533751
wrong tripcode dumbfucks
>>24532599
>He cannot be stumped
based as fuck tbqh
>>24533784
calm down my familer
>>24533779
Of course not >.> thats what he hides under his hair...
Where do you think "eggman" comes from?
>>24533773
It's ok I'm a fucking retard loser who tripfags on r9k I just enjoyed the attention lol
>>24533806
lol u mad bro?
eggman fill my insides with your eggy goodness
>>24533773
I moved and started fresh
>>24533828
Hey eggy, great to see you. You may not know me, but we talked briefly on snapchat, and I just wanted to say it's great to have you here for the night. Really hope things are going well for you.also do you ever intend on making the Black Pill 2?
>>24533868
have you been recognized from it since? are you working at another gas station? you look healthier than before my friend seems like you're doing well
>>24533847
you clearly are, i dont know why though
hi :-)))
>>24533897
To be honest, I don't really have anything to add to that video, I just kept repeating the same dumb shit over and over again for like 20 minutes and the only reason anyone watched that shit was because I kept spamming it here all day for like a month, I'm fucking genetic garbage bro kek
>>24533904
Not since I moved and I don't work at a gas station anymore, hopefully I never will again. I have felt better as well.
>>24533868
Eggsecutor, why don't you move to LA and try to become for real famous and not just 4chan famous.
You have the autistic charisma and the awkward appeal to be the next Michael Cera.
>>24533946
Did you get a lot of gas station pussy?
Eggman what is your favorite anime?
>>24533946
why won't you answer my email desu
>>24533946
oh my god nobody cares kill yourself you dumb kek
>>24533987
If you don't care, why are you in this thread?
hmmmm
hey eggman you should check in with your old flash crew
>>24532559
>they really dont remember my trip
Even if you're popular, you're still an attentionwhore tripkek
Id be happy if you hung yourself, or got shot when people thought you were the school shooter
Get off my fucking board, you aren't one of us, attentionwhoring faggot
>>24533947
lol did you fucking see all the dislikes on my videos? Like 80% was dislikes because people thought it was the gayest shit they had ever seen and the only likes were from me and my alt accounts I had made just for that. I need to kill myself.
>>24533947
That would be my dream but I don't know if I have what it takes quite yet
>>24533960
Thankfully no
>>24533972
Record of Lodoss War
>>24533987
>nobody cares
>over 200 replies in 100 minutes
More response than I expected 2bh
>>24533946
>I have felt better as well.
Does getting sex regularly cure depression?
>>24534026
Sorry, pham. I'm not one of those idiots who don't know how to read tripcodes. You're not the eggfam.
>>24533946
Hey eggy, one last question,
How often do you plan on coming here?
>>24533987
Bro obviously everyone cares, I have been making the same fucking "eggman appreciation thread" three times a day for like the past 2 years or something and I keep bumping those threads every 10 minutes or so. So obviously people care, and obviously you care also since you're here lol I win.
>>24534043
>over 200 replies in 100 minutes
50 are you
50 are that guy who hates you
50 are that guy who keks himself over you
a handful are you exgf
you're such a broken fucking normie chad, seriously get the fuck out. you're not a robot. you're worse than transexuals
>>24533633
eggy please make more videos. your videos are the only real interaction i feel like i get sometimes because everyone else is a normie retard, godbless you eggy.
>>24534043
How far away did you move though? If it's still in the same area would you go to Nickelodeon Universe with me sometime pham?
Ride the Ghost Blasters and get some burgers afterwards?
>>24534043
I'm glad things are going so well for you. What are your plans for the future?
>>24532254
>tripfag
be dead now.
>>24534127
I want to go an all day pass and go on the rock bottom bus stop ride all day
That was really fun
>>24534127
eggy rides something other than a ghost blaster nowadays
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAIL
PLEASE RESOND
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eggman, just how much have you drank?
>>24534156
GET OUT NORMIE FAGLORD
>>24532599
It's good to see you again, but where is the Black Pill 2 you promised us? We need it ffs.
>>24534043
>over 200 replies in 100 minutes
Half of those replies are you bumping your own thread and other half are people telling you to fuck off.
>>24534054
UPLOAD EGG COLLECTION
>>24533531
>Look into it
There seems to be different kinds. What you you want to hasten and for what?
>>24534156
Please make more videos, Eggy. I love hearing you rant about stuff. The longer the better.
>>24534176
dude just shut the fuck up
>>24532254
I really missed you eggy. I'm still waiting for The Black Pill part 2
>>13975387
and now you're just a pathetic attentionwhore
seriously just kill yourself
Eggman tell me a spooky story pls
>>24534180
THIS TO BE QUITE PERFECTLY HONEST FAMILY
>>24534213
this is an a and b conversation, see your way out of it.
fucking queer
>>24534213
go fuck yourself nigger
How did you find out about the shooting? Why didn't you come here?
>>24534173
Only 6 beers and I'm winding down for bed now
>>24534180
I'm going to do a black pill 1.5 and then bp2
>>24534190
The collapse of western civilization so we may rebuild anew
>>24534198
Soon my friend, soon
>>24534243
>>24534256
>samefagging this hard
top fucking kek desu senpai
>It's an eggman still thinks he's relevant thread
>>24534269
FUCK OFF NORMIE EGG SCUM
fuck you eggman nigger cocksucking coal burning whore we don't care about you any more why don't you join isis and suck donkey cum in your mouth while you gargle piss and cum you stupid nigger bitch faggot normie who has ruined this board for real robots you faggot ass bitch fuck this you better call the police on me you stupid cunt because im coming right now to pop cum caps in your ass
>>24534283
go fuck yourself you faggotass nancyboy
