>no thanks, I'll have a water
Is there anything that can't be fedora shamed at this point?
>>24530835
Alphas.
>>24530835
drinking fresco
>>24530809
>"What would you like to drink?"
>"no thanks, I'll have a water"
?
>Fallout > Elder scrolls
>soda, please
>Why, I'll take a beer of course
>>24530809
>implying that fat fuck drinks water
>no thanks I'm watching my weight
>i'll have a whiskey on the rocks
I actually do order water. I never realized it was a meme until I saw those /v/ screencaps. I'm still not sure if they're real or a joke though. I really only drink soda if I'm mixing cheap bourbon. Why would I when there's tea available?
>Just a lemonade for me, please
>>24530835
Fedora shaming went postmodern about half a year ago. People were making fedora threads with captions like "No shirt, no shoes, no service"
okay i'll bite. what's wrong with not wanting alcohol. i used to drink till april this year and then i just stopped. i kept feeling depressed every time i went out and drank. plus shit is expensive here in aus.
>>24531025
lemonade is as bad as soft drink
>>24531073
>Ah yes, a soft drink will do *tips*
>>24531058
You should move to America. It's ridiculous expensive here but, not not compared to other countries at least. Bourbon has ridiculous taxes but fighting cock bourbon is $29/handle at my store.
>lemonade is as bad as soft drinks
What does r9k want me to drink? I honestly don't understand and want to be accepted, but I didn't know water was also fedora tier. Coffee = brews fedora, tea = steeps fedora, beer and wine is fedora mode, straight AND mixed drinks are mocked as fedora... And now water.
I just want to do what's right. What do I do?
>>24531123
no thanks
im too poor and no real qualifications to entice potential employers. also i dont feel like getting shot.
maybe in a couple of years when im not poor and i've worked out proper career for myself.
>>24531180
Stop listening to shitposters
>>24531180
It's all memeing m8. No one takes these threads seriously except the most hardcore of autists.
>>24531180
Drink whatever you want family
>>24531221
>>24531232
>>24531235
dont listen to these idiots.
>>24531180
>I need to drink beverages to survive
>>24530809
>drinking soda
Ducking plebs
>>24530904
is that yours? Nigga...
>>24531252
dont Iisten to this idiot
>>24531180
>I just want to do what's right. What do I do?
>What do you have on tap?
literally my question 100% of the time when they come around to take orders for drinks
It's really embarrassing having to pretend that I don't drink because I don't like it instead of admitting I used to be an alcoholic. I'm sure everyone thinks I'm just an uppity faggot who feels superior because I don't drink.
Does anyone else drink black coffee as a regular beverage? Like how most people have soda or sweet tea or water with their meals, I usually drink black coffee. I know it's le epic fedora meme to drink it black, I just don't care for cream and sugar; I don't care for sweet shit in general, it's why I don't drink soda or sweet tea.
>>24531343
dont call me an idiot...
>>24531180
Hello reddit!
>>24531232
>memeing
*tips fedora*
>>24531276
>I need to survive
>drinking anything but water
This is why you are fat virgin losers that do nothing but shitpost on /r9k/ from your moms basement. Get some fucking basic health sense you retarded lard asses
>I'm marrying a single mother
>>24531445
>not being a completely out of control alcoholic
I'm happy 100% of the time
>"soft" drink
>its actually thick bubbly acid
>>24531445
>he doesn't drink Dr. Pepper
lel
>>24531415
>I have biological needs
>>24531415
>he's made of organic material
what is a masochist weeaboo pedophile's preferred method of death?youth in asia
>>24531366
I hate when I ask what the seasonal is and dumbfuck waitress doesn't know what style it is so she has to ask like 4 people who also don't know and eventually comes back with a sample and apologizes that their beer genius just got off.
I'm not asking for detailed tasting notes or what the brew master wore that day, fuck. Just say if it's pale ale, brown ale, wheat, stout etc.. I don't even care that much really aside from how many ibu it has. I prefer the really bitter shit as aperitif. Of course the group looks at me like an asshole for wanting to know this . I'm not even the stereotypical craft guy. I just want to know what kind it is.
>why can't you order a vagina supreme bud xxx lite lite lite lite beer like everyone else?
also, drinking only water when eating out is a prudent thing to do, saves money and reduces caloric intake
>>24530848
Fedoras love alphas
>>24531567
>do you have any stouts?
>they stare at you blankly
FUCK
>black beer, do you have any black beer?
>we have gooness
>guiness?
>yeah
>>24531577
Why eat out if you aren't going to enjoy the experience though? Water is good to cleanse the pallette but food is so much better when paired with beer or wine. You don't even have to get to autistic about it. Red wine with more robust food, white with more delicate, beer is trickier but if you focus on bitterness and floralness you usually match it right.
As a general rule I stick with cabernet sauvignon for red, pinot grigio or chablis for white, and American pale ale, wheat, or red/brown ale depending on what beer is needed. I say beer is weird because some delicate food you want ipa with, other times you want a wheat or even a lager.
>>24531690
that's all very well if you can afford it, but most of us are on a budget. eating out is expensive enough without spending $5-10 on a single glass of something. sometimes I'll do pairings like that at home, but in this area you need to be earning about as much as everyone in this house combined to afford that at a restaurant more than occasionally
>>24531690
>I enjoy fine wines
>>24531445
>Not drinking milk
>>24531823
drinking them all the time is pretentious, but if you can't enjoy a nice wine every once in a while, you are the plebbiest of plebs. even ignorant thug rappers drink wine these days
>>24531874
Alcohol is for normie scum and faggots.
Water is the only acceptable drink. Also water with various fruits. Anything else is 150% filth
>>24531445
>he takes this thread seriously
>>24531952
Go back to church, Grandma
>>24531823
Wine is my preferred booze Pham.
Enjoying some Cab Sav now.
The ultimate pure best top tier patrician drink is water.
Alcohol's bad for you. It's basically the worst drug if you don't count nicotine. Be a man and try cocaine already.
Soda's fucking awful, too. Fruit juice is an abomination.
Milk is okay, but no more than one glass a day. All you need is water.
>>24532051
Nicotine is on heroin levels of harmlessness. Do you know anything about drugs?
>>24532051
Lel, skinnyfat bitch.
It's gomad or gohome. Fruit juice concentrate is awesome for smoothies. Good taste, nutrition, and a good way of boosting calories.
Neostoics are retarded. It's the only bad thing about redpill bullshit. Hedonism is better. The only thing that matters is the senses and feeling good. What is the point of asceticism.
>>24532051
>cocaine is better for you than fruit juice
thanks mr edgemeister
>>24532690
I don't think he actually said that, anon.
>>24532733
Suck my dick for money, junkie apologist
Official fedora beverages list:
>water
>milk
>juice
>soda
>energy drinks
>craft beer
>wine
>cocktails
Did I miss any?
>>24532842
so basically everything but coffee, tea, cheap beer and neat spirits?
you are the fedora my friend
>>24532906
Actually I forgot those. Coffee, tea, and spirits are fedorable tootoo.
>>24532842
>beverage
>>24532842
Strange that cum isn't on that list. What are you trying to tell us, anon?
wtf are we meant to drink?
>>24533003
Do you consider cum a beverage? What are you trying to tell us
>>24533007
>drinking liquids
>2018 - 3
>2015
>consuming dead animal and/or plant matter to sustain himself
>not sucking water and phosphorous/ nitrogen up through your feet
>not using photons to turn carbon dioxide and water into delicious sugars
>mfw
>IVing normie saline 0.9%
>>24533237
>Consumption of dead creatures? 'Tis cruel and ungentlemanly! Photosynthesis is the only path through which I can win m'lady and get optimal karma on Reddit, which will further establish my presence as a figurehead in the atheist movement.
>>24530809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVcpasQyRHY
>>24532965
is drinking piss and blood fedora?
>>24533322
Watersports is objectively the LEAST fedora-tier fetish
>>24530809
>no thanks, ill have some mountain dew and some sugar on it
>>24531180
kill yourself desu senpai originally posting m8
>>24533034
> not drinking daily amounts of cum from your male friends for the protein intake.
It's like you don't even lift
>>24533003
nice keke
anyone who drinks milk is a filthy peasant who deserves to be culled. almond milk is the future
It's 2015 get with the program
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>>24531391
Seems fine and I don't think black is fedora unless u make it a thing to drink black coffee
Sugar is for fags tho
Milk is maximum comfy
>>24531020
on the real though, people who chill their whiskey or serve it with ice grind my fucking gears
>>24530871
holy fucking shit. Never coming to this board again
>>24533530
>not exclusively drinking your own cum
>>24530809
>not drinking shit-tier coffee
>not drinking corn syrup & chemicals
>not drinking shit-tier alcohol
>being DD for the night
>not paying $4 for some juice from concentrate
water is the best man, da fuq you talking bout
>>24533661
>not activating your almonds
>>24532965
so only bodily fluids and cheap beer are acceptable? are you a fratbro from rural Alabama or something?
>>24531620
>>goones
Lmao, I lol'd irl tbqhwyf
>go to restaurant with friends
>friend's fat disgusting gf tags along with us
>tolerate it and ignore her
>waitress comes over to our table
>everyone orders water
>fat chick's turn
>"oh I don't drink water, it tastes bad, give me a coke"
>mfw
>friend's faces
>waitress's face
ordering water is fine, not drinking water is weird and will turn you into a hamplanet
>>24535742
I'm sure the conversation went like this
Normie: hey man fancy a beer
Pic related: No thanks, I'll take a water/mtndew
>>24536454
Was it a diet coke?
>>24534947
well for an alcoholic like me, 5 dollar whiskey taste s alot better after some time in the fridge senpai
I normally drink it with mineral, sprinkling water or just plain water, when I really like to enjoy a good glass of whiskey I drink it straight
>>24530858
>can I get you a beer?
maybe? I would say no as well desu, don't like beer.
>>24531577
>not enjoying a good wine when you treat yourself a good dinner at a restaurant
>>24531690
beer for me is pretty simple, when I'm having meat I go for a dark Ale, when I'm having seafood or something like that I go for a Lager or a Pale
when I have chicken... beer becomes a fucking problem but since I like dark beers more I stick with that
>>24530809
The problem with ordering water is that it makes you look cheap, and being a poorfag is very fedora-tier.
>I'll have a jhonny walker black on the rocks
>A water
WHY does this shit me so hard? What do you want, a single molecule of water? You want me to bring you two hydrogen and one oxygen atom?
>>24531020
disgusting, if you drink whiskey any other way than neat you are scum
>>24531475
its because they aren't alcoholic but still more enjoyable than water, same concept as hard and soft drugs
>>24538998
>"a soda" is fine
>"a coffee" is fine
>"a beer" is fine
So what's wrong with "a water"?
Beer and a bourbon with a water back pls.
>>24539049
How did I never put this together?
>>24539178
took me a while to figure it out myself kinfolk
