> Real life is not like an anime.
It is in Japan. At least outside of Tokyo.
> Real life is not like a hentai
>>24530684
>being angry and angsty will never be cool
>>24530684
>real life is not like my sonic vidya
>You will never get superpowers
>piper will never be real
Why live.
Actually life is the same as anime anon, you're just not the MC.
>be me
>good looking, lucky chad
>girls all over my dick
>pretend that l'm embarassed when really l know that it's what they like
>there is this weird guy that never talks and always sits in the back
>tfw he's probably a retard
Your waifu would go for chad if she met you in real life, l'm not talking about the waifu in your head, the one in the anime
>"haha anon you're so funny, l have a date with chad soon see you later"
>get home
>cry yourself to sleep while chad destroys that anime pussy
Oh and watamote
>>24530684
>so disconnected from reality that all of my fantasies must be anime themed to make sense to me
>real life people are re-imagined as anime tropes
>turned 30 today
>didn't get a wizard robe and hat
>no powers, just a wasted life
>>24530734
OK... now I am sad.
>>24530958
Happy birthday, Anon.
>>24531000
Let's make your life a hentai. All we need are some weird hair color sluts with big tits.
>>24530684
>tfw it is
>>24530958
Happy birthday m8
>>24531706
You faggots hate girls with dyed hair. Try to remember robot prejudices or the other worthless robots will turn on you robot
>>24531761
except there are no Yamazikis and Miskais. Just try to imagine how his life would go if none came to help him out. This will be you
>>24531808
I don't like girls in general. I just want that guy to not be sad anymore.
