Have you ever been in a fight?
>>24529782
i almost got into one today. i didn't expect it. this guy pulled over on the side of the entrance to burger king and started wiping his window, blocking alot of the traffic.
i honked at him and he was like "FUCKING GO AROUND!" looking right at me.
and i was like
"why did you park right there?"
and he didnt say shit after. if he approached my car shit would have gone down.
i was half expecting it
>>24529813
like he was standing with his car door open, wiping his windshield in the middle of the entrance. i was like WTF? so i honked once and he cocked his head, turned around and looked right at me in my car and was like
"FUCKING GO AROUND!" I was half expecting him to try and start some shit with me, it looked like he wanted to get into a fight.
>>24529782
I fought with my sister all the time growing up.
Got in an altercation in high school, ended up with that guy going down some stairs.
Got in a fist fight at the bottom of a parking garage. Apparently the guy was an experienced boxer. Lost that one.
Got sliced at 16 years old by a guy with a knife. 80 stitches, inside and out.
Got in 2 fights this past year. Somebody smacked a woman, so I choked him out and made him petition me for a reason to live.
The other time I was in New Orleans, and I hurt somebody's feelings, so he swung at me. I swung back, started giving him a bit of what for, and then 2 other people jumped in on his side. Got my ass beat. I may have been sore, but not as sore as his booty was after the shit I said.
So, yes, I have. Why do you wanna know?
I use to be a little fuck ass in elementary and middle school. That time in my life was the only time I ever hit people due to anger. Later in middle school that anger was still prevalent and would hit friends as a joke. Feelsbadman
>>24529782
I blacked out and beat a kid up for interfering with my card game and talking shit about the Mets and Mets fans. It was at Scout camp. He was in 7th grade and I was in 8th. His weird aspergers brother sat there and didn't lift a finger the whole time.
I kinda want to get into a fight but I'm 100% sure I'd shit my pants instantly.
>>24530093
getting punched isn't really all that bad unless you're going up against someone who is going to beat you to death.
i don't recommend getting "into a fight" because you might get hit in the head/be knocked out and end up in a hospital. try boxing or some other fighting style.
Kek got in like 7 fights in my senior year in high school due to some cringey as hell fight club we decided to make
>>24529782
when i was 12 with 2 10y old poorfags
i just kicked them in the stomach and walked away
and the kids where almost my heigh, prob heavier and white
bow down before my (failed) chad(let) powers!
>>24530061
Man, Fuck the Mets.
I've been into many fights, mostly little boys who were in my grade. I guess I grew out of it. Sorry to all you little boys out there who were beat up by a girl and ended up on /r9k/.
>>24530061
congrats for beating anon's brother, chris
>>24530190
What the fuck did you just say to me you piece of shit?!
>>24530240
>chris
Who?
>>24529782
Yes. It sucks. I always won tho.
>>24530242
Only fags like the Mets. Like bababooey. That smelly fucking baboon.
>>24530259
i think he just called you sonichu
>>24529782
I've been beat up, but it was always by someone older and bigger to me, so no fight.
>>24530357
That's the only Chris that came to mind but I still don't understand it.
>>24529782
Nah, I was always pretty tall for my age and rather quiet so I never got into any trouble
im pretty sure everyone has
its not intense like on the television. its pretty simple and often cringey actually
>be me
>14
>kid was held back because retard
>cousin is total tard
>kid only says jokes
>everyone loves him
>held back faggot didn't get the fucking memo
>he takes my cousins jokes really seriously
>he's threatening to beat the shit out of the kid
>cousin wants to push it to the limit with this fag
>held back faggots starts to wail on my cousin
>I always keep a belt with me for this exact situation
>rip off belt
>wail the kid in the back of the head with buckle
>he is visibly hurt
>he screams that he'll fucking kill me
>panic ensues
>whip the faggot in the head with regular tip
>he's stunned
>cousin pushes the kid foward
>circle of people all yelling around us
>looks like a fucking movie
>the kid turns around to see cousin
>cousin is like a foot smaller than the kid
>like eighty pounds less
>cousin smashes the faggots nose in
>crowd freaks out
>kid falls back
>cousin and I are later suspended
>kid got suspended too
>he will soon return, though
Cont?
>me at 16
>neighborhood wigger, my age, fucks w/ me constantly
>calls me a faggot, shoves me, laughs at me, etc.
>one day, sitting w/ my friends on the curb, see him coming
>he tries to get us to play bball, but we don't want to
>"Mayne nigga you guys are such faggots"
>I tell him gtfo and leave us alone
>he throws his basketball at me
>I stand up and tell him firmly GTFO
>"Mayne dindu," he says and shoves me
>I punch him in the face, and he punches back
>tfw one-hitter-quitter
>I go down, hit my head on curb, blackout
>tfw 7 stitches
my only fight ever.
I ultimately won the war, though. since I was unconscious when the ambulance picked me up, I was technically in critical condition, which meant the state had to press charges. he got like 1 year house arrest, and literally cried like a bitch in court. so satisfying. he also never fucked w/ me again.
>>24529782
>be middle school
>life events caused me to move to a shithole neighborhood with my dad
>one of 10 white kids in a school full of puerto ricans
>get in at least one fight a week
>teachers don't give a fuck and just let the ARMED SECURITY GUARDS handle it
>won most fights
>by 8th grade i had gotten into so many fights and projected so much autism that everyone thought i was nuts
>people started calling me el salvaje
mfw
>>24530814
>I go down, hit my head on curb, blackout
People die from that sort of shit all the time, you got lucky senpai.
>>24530814
snitch ass nigga, and technically it was your fault for escalating things, faggot.
Yeah, once.
>be middle school
>scrawny short wigger kid fuck with me for no reason
>he does this everyday for like weeks but I just ignore it
>bad day
>it's the last period
>kids in the class
>he fucks with me all period but just stay quiet like usual
>I walk out of class into the hallway and he's in front of me
>he starts calling me names and for some reason I just fucking snap
>hit him over the head with my algebra book and he falls to the ground
>I kick him in his stupid fucking face 3 or 4 times before a teacher grabs me
He never talked to me after that and i'm pretty sure that's what solidified my reputation as the weird, fat kid with a short temper.
It wasn't really a fight, but when I was in elementary school this girl used to I guess bully me but not really.
One day she pushed me on the ground and then held my arm in an hammer lock, unfortunately for her I was flexible as fuck. I basically bent my body 90 degrees and used my legs to kick her across the face.
I don't know what I hit but she was bleeding everywhere and crying. Felt bad but I didn't even get in trouble because a teacher saw the whole thing.
>>24530656
yes, i'm interested
>walking out of math class in 7th grade
>some faggot in the class jumps me and starts wailing on my head
>don't know how to fight, kick his shins and punch him in the face a few times before he runs off
>get called to the main office because the principal wants to know what happened
>tell her and the fag's name when she asks me
>reassures me that he will get suspended or in trouble
>he doesn't get in trouble for shit
>confront him the next day and ask him why the fuck he ran away
>"I had to catch the bus"
>rememer crying that day after the fight but the punches didn't even hurt at all even thought my temple was bruised but don't know why I cried anyways
