>"Anon this party is getting kind of lame"
>"why don't we go up to your room and you can put on some music"
what do?
Sure thing babe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HmejCkqevY
>Follow her to my room
>Put on this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99KkbFjZR20
>Take off clothes
>Shit on the floor
>Punch her in the face
>Vanish into the night
>>24529420
Put on some classic Goreshit or Midori
>>24529420
"You're not my type."
Sorry, but I'm not comfortable being alone in an isolated space with a tranny. I'm sure you understand.
>>24529451
>not literally making her eat shit
>>24529420
go up to my room, put on some fucking music, and start making out god damn it
>>24529464
you are a fucking faggot m90
>>24529483
trolled softly m09
My room is in another house, only an idiot throws house parties
>>24529420
Wake up from your dream.
>put on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI
>remove kebab
Cuddle and hum Earthmover to her.
>>24529420
>"alright what kind of music you want ?"
>"idk"
>"ok i know i'll surprise you"
>*goes in and dims light*
>she smile and gives you the looks
>you take your shirt off
>you swing your shirt "JIBUNO WOOO"
>"anon wtf"
>"SEKAI SAE MO"
>>24529562
>ywn hum Earthmover to Alex
fucking kill me
why would i be at a party
>>24529420
go to my room and put on some music she might enjoy. then attempt to fuck her.
If this was a house party in my house, first of all it would never happen, and second I'd have a playlist ready for this kind of thing.
if you can drag your massive vagina up the stairs, sure
>>24529420
Time to go all out
>head up to my room
>play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ScSWHIhiLM
>produce two glasses, and open a nice bottle of red
>proceed to finish off the bottle between the two of us, listening to similar music
>laughing, joking etc
Anything else is a bonus, I would give literally anything for this to happen with a 5/10 or above
>>24529420
I don't talk to girls with red lipstick: automatic sign she's a whore.
>>24529819
>produce two glasses, and open a nice bottle of red
>>24529420
>no thank you id rather stay right here
>>24529420
Fuck that shit. I don't let anybody go in my room. I ain't gonna bring some whore at a party in there
>>24529440
>GTT
mon negro
sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3H8AZiEX94
>STRONG MEN WIN AT VIOLENCE AND ABUSE
>>24529839
hahahahaah
>>24529600
why she so perfect, family?
>>24530334
why is she not in my loving arms, family?
>>24530362
Because she's in someone else's family
>>24529420
This is basically how I lost my virginity, but I was the one to suggest we leave for a room. Wasn't my house though and didn't know the girl so she might as well have actually called me anon. Just remember the general look of her face and tits and that her name was Emma.
>>24530362
she's pretty cute tbph
>>24529420
If she doesn't like Deep Purple, i can't fuck her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvCvJ9N8qQ0
>>24530362
gross mouth
>>24529420
>pop in cd
>put on "Blood On The Leaves"
>bitch is a fucking pleb and doesn't know the song
>I hastily undress her and start making out with her
>all she can hear is autotune
>she doesn't know what is being prepared for her
>I stand up and slowly take off my shirt
>THE FUCKING HORNS DROP
>I BEGIN RIPPING THE BED APART AND CHEWING ON HER PANTIES
>I PUNCH THE MIRROR AND MY HAND BEGINS TO BLEED EVERYWHERE
>SHE STARTS TO SCREAM AND TRIES TO RUN OUT THE ROOM
>SHE SLIPS ON THE BLOOD AND A PIECE OF THE MIRROR GOES RIGHT INTO HER FACE
>HER BEST FRIEND RUNS UPSTAIRS AFTER HEARING THE COMMOTION
>AS SHE FLINGS THE DOOR OPEN A CANDLE ON THE TABLE GETS KNOCKED OVER
>THE ROOM IS NOW BEGINNING TO BURN
>THE BRIDGE OF HORNS IS NOW PLAYING
>"I DONT GIVE A DAAAAAAAAAMN IF HE USED TO TALK TO JAYZ"
>IM DUMPING HOT CANDLE WAX ALL OVER MY ERECT COCK WHILE THE SOUND OF COP SIRENS BLARE IN THE DISTANCE
>STOCKGIRL2 PASSES OUT FROM THE FUMES
>HER FRIEND IS CRYING AND CANT ESCAPE THE ROOM
>TURNS AND ASKS ME WHY WHY WHY OVER AND AGAIN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>"I KEEP IT 300"
>"LIKE THE ROMANS"
>>24529420
Put on some vaporwave.
Implying she wouldn't be disgusted by my jizz mound
>>24529562
MORE THAN A SYMBOL
>>24529420
Do acid, chill. Later she is in love with you, the end.
>>24529420
Do acid, chill. Later she is in love with you. You get married and fuck constantly. The end.
