What is your Sexual Market Value?
there's no hard science to human behavior
>tall
>handsome
>thin
>no status
>no friends
>no gf
>no fwb
>no guts to approach roasties on the streets
2 dollars
Like a 4
>Handsome <(^-^)>
>Muscular <(^-^)>
>Short (5"8) <(-__-)>
>Awkward <(-__-)>
at best I'll say a 7
>>24529279
There are exceptions but SMV is a very real thing.
Women it is measured by beauty and nothing else. Basically all women are the same except for their appearance.
Men it is measured by wealth, power, charisma, height, fitness and level of attractiveness also.
its in the negatives
I have to pay for sex
>>24529350
>short
>7
nope.jpg
>>24529176
Let's calculate. Rate each one on a scale of 1-10, then add together your total score and divide by 6 to get your average rating.
>Face:
>Body:
>Voice:
>Personality:
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?):
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?):
I got 3.5 which seems accurate.
0/10
Nobody has ever been interested in me.
>>24529176
8/10 on my off days
9-9.6/10 on my good days
what's the value of a skinnyfat NEET black guy with a small dick?
>28
>NEET
>Can't drive
>Ginger
>skinnyfat
>awkward
>anxious
>depressed
>bad teeth
Basically 0. What's the point in even bothering to try if I have nothing of value to offer a relationship?
>>24529176
-10
People would actually pay for me to go away.
>>24531029
Got 4.6... It should be divide by like 10 desu
>>24531029
4.5, with my highest score being a 6/10 for personality and lowest 3/10 for social status.
>>24529176
I'm 6"1', no acne or deformities or anything on my face, voice is pretty good, good with words. I get along with most people, people seem to likely, but I'm pretty much incapable of making friends, social situations stress me out and i seek out loneliness even though I hate it. I'm also a medical student, so I'm pretty much drowning in pussy regardless
>>24529176
>tall
>handsome
>skinny/thin
>NEET for a year
>lost in social milestones
you tell me
>>24531029
>Face:
4
>Body:
2
>Voice:
5
>Personality:
1
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?):
1diagnosed sperg with SPD that severly limits ability to concentrate out in the world
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?):
8entirely due to income and peoples' impressions of me
3.5, should be significantly lower desu. My personality and social ability are completely debilitating.
>>24529176
Plusses:
>6'4''
>handsome
>broad-shouldered
>thick hair
>big calfs
>over 25 years of age
>funny
>proactive/dominant/assertive/confident
>from a rich family
>respected in my field/social circle
>good dresser (no, not fedora-kin)
>good cook
>good dancer
>highly educated
>scandinavian
Minuses:
>overweight (not much, but still)
>between jobs (not poor and just finished my second degree so I have an excuse, but still)
I do alright.
Not even on the market.
>>24531029
2/10 average here get on my level fags
Face: 3/10 (below average)
Body: 2/10 (skeleton mode) i would assume 1/10 would be morbidly obese
Voice: 1/10 nasally shit, smoking didn't help, just made it raspy and nasally at the same time
Personality: 1/10 everybody abandoned me
Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 4/10. I can keep conversation pretty well but don't bother half the time
Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): NEET with about 4 cents to my name
>>24529176
nonexistent
>0
>>24531029
3.6
jfmsu
>>24529176
>>Face:
8
>>Body:
5
>>Voice:
7
>>Personality:
5
>>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?):
7
>>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?):
9
so a 7
>>24531029
>Face
2/10
>Body
3/10
>Voice
4/10
>Personality
0/10 - "Personality" is really just an extension of looks.
>Social ability
4/10- I'm able to converse, but only for a few seconds at a time, then I need to recharge
>Social Status
0/10, NEET
2/10 Sexual Market Value senpai
Face: 6/10 I'm not the ugliest thing to grace the earth
Body: 6/10 Got a skinny pack and I'm 5'8/5'9
Voice: 7?/10 Not too sure about this one
Personality: 8/10 People like me when I actually hold a convo with them
Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 7/10 I've been getting worse since I've got to college
Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 6/10 Getting educated no monies
>>24531029
>Face
3/10
Bags under my eyes, bad complexion, pale. Probably not strikingly ugly but nowhere near handsome.
>Body
1/10
Obese. Would be a zero, but being 6'2 gives me one point.
>Voice
8/10
Probably my favourite feature. Every girl I've actually talked to has loved it.
>Personality
6/10
I have good friends and they all seem to like me, but I'm nothing special.
>Social ability
2/10
Can not initiate small talk, but I can respond to it decently. Will sperg if talking to an attractive girl.
>Social Status
2/10
Have an alright job and a high school degree. Nothing else.
3.6. Still managed to get with 2 girls. Don't know how.
How would my SMV be affected by the fact that I vomit in stressful social situations?
I'm very intelligent, successful academically and soon to be in career too, charismatic and very fun.
But I'm fat so my SMV drops down into the negatives.
>>24529176
6/10
Had one girl interested in me once. Almost went on a date. Realized I didn't really want. Canceled the date.
>>24532771
>soon to be in career too
Hate to break it to you, bud, but if you aren't financially successful right now, you're never going to be very successful down the line. You'll be able to get a six figure salary if you're actually smart, but that's settling.
>>24531029
>Face
I've been told I'm a 7, so let's roll with that
>Body
I'm skeletal mode. I climb rocks so I've got some muscle in my arms and shoulders, but I'm Adam Ondra skinny. Lets go 6
>Voice
No idea. I have a speech impediment though. 4 sounds fine.
>Personality
I'm not a shithead, can be funny, but am too quiet. 6
>Social ability
Better than some, not chad tier though. 7
>Social status
2 degrees, job, decent friend group, 7.
6.1
Had two dates tonight.
Got blown by a dude, fucked the shit out of a tumble bitch and now I'm out to go fuck a uni student.
Later shitlords.
>>24529350
>makes retarded smileys
-3 points
>>24532810
I already have many connections and job offers, but my field requires a degree and a license before I can work. 6 figures is starting.
>>24531029
>Face
4
>Body:
5 Not fat and not skinny but I'm short (5'6")
>Voice:
4 not masculine
>Personality:
7 - pretty good personality
>Social ability
6 - can talk
>Social status
6 good income for where i live
So I get a 5. I doubt its that high honestly
>>24532895
>my field requires a degree and a license
What field, nignog?
>im THAT UGLY
>no one has ever been interested in me
>poor
>overweight
>soon homeless
>long hair
>dont bath or wash my teeths daily
>teeth really fucked up, never had any hope big teeths small mouth
>american native
>shitty shithole country gringo wannabe in southamerica (DESIGNATED)
>bullied in hs (sometimes there was fight and i won but chads always gets the respect even if they were more in number)
here its a draw of myself
>>24532936
Pharm. Just like literally every healthcare practioner.
>>24532638
>Still managed to get with 2 girls. Don't know how.
You're not short. Only manlets can be robots.
A hot alpha girl drove past me in a bmw the other day and and at the point I realized that kinda pussy purchase would never want my 2 dollar dick
>>24531029
>face
6.5/10
>body
skinnyripped skellymode, 6'1, so like 6/10, maybe
>voice
6/10. I remember some old man once told me I had a voice made for radio
>personality
introverted, has trouble trusting others, distances self from friends too easily. Contrarian faggot. Personality consists of the media that I consume.
4.5/10
>social ability
cyborg through and through. I am able to fake most normie conversation
8/10
>social status
Cyborg, so rejected by normies and called a normie by robots
5/10
Overall: 6/10. I probably land around 4 when measured by normies though
Pro:
>white
>6'2"
Con:
>receding hairline
>still have acne at 21
>borderline autistic
>don't have any hobbies or interests that are mainstream or socially acceptable, and because of this have absolutely nothing to talk about with 90% of men and 99% of women
>absolutely loathe top 40 music, almost all tv programming, sports, etc. this makes at almost impossible to socialize with people my age in general, much less girls
>genuinely have no idea what I'm supposed to do on a date, or do with a girlfriend. interpersonal relationships to me are like theoretical physics to a fourth grader
According to a lot of people on this board, I'm supposed to be slaying pussy left and right because of the two factors in the 'pro' list.
I'm not. I'm a KHHV.
Being tall and white is not a magic get-free-sex-for-life card that some of you seem to think it is.
How do I even calculate this?
>virgin
>never had bf at age 23
>Only ever kissed a guy once and that was in the 8th grade, got groped by a female friend once at a sleep over
>probably a 5/10 looks
>exercise daily so I don't get fat
>alright looking face
>skinny
>hates talking and pretty avoidant with almost everything
>5'11
gave up caring for appearance so shit facial hair
>doe eyes
About ten dollars?
>female
>6'1
>chubby verging on fat
pretty low
>>24533731
>sub 25
>virgin
>female
Automatic 10/10 regardless of all other factors.
>>24532996
>pharmaceuticals
>any science for that matter
>successful
we STEM meme now
>>24533731
5 isn't bad.
>>24533799
Your height makes it harder.
>>24531029
Face: 6/10
I'd say I have an average guy face.
>Body: 7/10
/fit/ is my home board, been there a few years.
>Voice: 4/10
lived in NY when I learnt to talk, then moved to NZ to produce this shitty weird lispy mix.
>Personality: 6/10
don't really understand this one, I'd say I have an average personality to the average person. Obviously some would find it better and others worse.
>Social ability: 6/10
I can fake normie to a reasonable degree. Not chad, but respectable conversational skills.
>Social status: 7/10
I'm studying to become an actuary which is pretty much the best job in the world, and it pays very well. Only 7 because its in the future, could not pan out.
>6/10
meh.
>>24533916
If I were a cute 5'2 female it would be much higher, unfortunately I am a massive Amazon. Such is life :(
I'd say its bout tree fiddy
>>24531029
>Face: 4
okay, but not terrible
>Body: 4
meh, not really fat but not in shape at all
>Voice: 6
it's okay, pretty average
>Personality: 7
i'm an alright person
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 5
i'm a shut in who doesn't make any new friends and can't interact with strangers or people , but i can have good long convos with friends I already have, i guess
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 2
I take online classes, shutin, no job, piece of shit
4.7, i would personally put myself a bit lower for certain specifics though.
>>24533956
>I am a massive Amazon
marry me
>5'9
>fat
>hairy
>balding
>5" penis
>22 years old
>beta voice
>poor
thankfully becoming a wizard will yield powers beyond my wildest dreams
>>24534050
As long as you don't ask to climb me or request that I pick you up and throw you, sure.
>>24533799
Have you ever been with a guy around your height? What's it like?J-just asking...f-for a friend, is all...
I'm tall, smart, dress well, have a good body, and good job. I also have a small dick, drink heavily, and am ultra conservative, so it evens out I guess.
>>24529302
This, except fat and some semi-neckbeard friends.
>5' 7''
>typical nerdy black guy
>ugly
Absolute zero
>>24534092
Do you get asked?
>>24531029
>Face: 7
>Body: 5
>Voice: 8
>Personality: 4
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 7
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 4
5.8, not too bad I guess. Still a jobless virgin though.
>>24534098
The shortest guy I've been with was 5'4, my ex was about 6'0, and my other ex is 6'4.
My ex that was my height was probably the most sexually compatible (everything kinda worked out better) plus it was nice to kiss someone who was the same height as me.
>19
>mid-pitched voice
>not extremely social, but socially competent
>skeleton manlet
>"cute" smile
>>24534092
Well, I'm an inch shorter, so I don't think picking me up or me climbing you is feasible. Really tall girls are invariably cute as fuck though.
>>24529176
>6'1
>Retail manager at shitty store
>College dropout
>Average face, possibly below average due to lazy eye that always seems closed way more in photos
>Above average intelligence but lack common sense and gullible
>No close friends and no social life
>No hobbies: lead a very uninteresting life
>Often perceived as weird or unusual by normies
I imagine my value is very low, which is substantiated by the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend in almost 6 years.
How is anyone over a 4 a robot?
>>24534172
Yeah I've had guys make those requests in the past. A lot of guys also have mommy fetishes and decide apparently I'm the girl they want to dump that on. That's always short guys. Tall guys don't ask me to be their mommy or if they can climb me or if I can throw them into walls (I'm not kidding).
>>24531115
Below zero my man
Pretty damn high actually.
>white
>military officer
>25
>homeowner
I'm just begging to be keked. Thankfully I have a waifu and I've managed to fend off every 3DPD to come near me so far.
>>24534235
She-Hulk smash
>tall
>employed
>have a few status symbols like a leather coat and a nice car but I'm fairly poor
if I quit my job and started selling weed my odds of sex would quadruple
>>24534235
That's a really weird request - being mommy. Honest but strange.
>>24531187
you just have to find someone else who has nothing of value to offer.
>>24534235
Would you be a mommy for a lanklet. It's ok if you don't want to throw me into walls, chop my balls off, or kill my dog. I would prefer that you didn't actually.
I just want to be the big bad alpha on the outside and then you're nice to me and stuff at home. Not even mommy so much, just really nurturing and subservient and shit.
>>24534250
LT you're going to need a 3D wife sooner or later if you want to rank up.
I'm assuming you're American though.
> 5'4" manlet
> overweight
> face not ugly but big deal
> sometimes stammer nervously
> life going nowhere
lower than zero
>>24534233
Years of low self esteem have left my confidence and sense of self worth crippled. I could become a 10 and still wouldn't realize.
>>24529176
Im a penny stock on the sexual market
probably zero, or close to it
>>24534731
Hustlers and con men can make money off penny stocks.
>>24534779
you are a 5 at worst, fuck off
>>24534779
You're still alive?
>>24534799
Are you suggesting we pimp him out? I hope that's what you're saying. I could see a neet prostitute service being fun to manage.
>>24534779
Get your canthatl tilt fixed and surgery to make your nose more roman and less bulbous and you're pretty much chad. Maybe clean up the chinstrap a bit, it's teetering on neckbeard levels here. Why not grow a full beard though? It seems to be what all the ladies are after now.
>>24534851
I can't afford surgery, and don't have the genes for a full beard
>>24534824
Who would buy?
>>24534882
Would you put it in my butt?
>>24534957
depends, do you also have a vagina?
>>24534412
Why though?
I mean I don't plan to make O-4 but I don't think lack of a wife will really stop me from promoting. And if it does I'll get some nip to pretend to be Horo at required times so I can fake it.
>>24534914
I guess we'd have to do market research. I"m sure there is some subcommunity of homofaggots who like neets though. We could market them as bear cubs. Maybe even say they are naughty and have to be taught o love the dick. That way any reluctance on their part is seen as acting and we get better tips for them staying in character so well.
>>24535001
>>24534957
friendly reminder that the tripfag had sex with the chubby girl in the gray here and he's still posting here like he can relate
Plus
>6'0"
>Blonde hair, blue eyes
>Well-defined jaw-line
>Very nice car
>Center of social circle, and a few more friends
>Active in my community (volunteering, coaching, refereeing, etc)
>Can grow full beard (I don't though)
>Statistically above-average length.
>University student
>Don't dress in trench-coat and flat-caps.
Minus
>Thin (150lbs)
>Slightly high voice
>Phimosis
>Slight anxiety (Can't talk to women).
>Wear my emotions on my sleeve.
>Played over 10000 hours of vidya in the last 10 years, (apparently 100hours is a lot to normies).
>STEM major
>Virgin
>Never been in a relationship @ 24
>>24535120
Reluctance versus full blown autism. Might work in another country.
>plus
60k+ salary and no debt
still in my 20s
not unattractive
intelligent to the point where normies are uncomfortable around me
>minus
5'10
why even live
>>24535411
Take your Australian posts to /b.
>>24535458
not an oz cunt I wouldn't last a day in the bush
in the midwest
>>24535531
If normies are uncomfortable around you for your perceived intelligence, then it's very likely that you have an undiagnosed case of being an asshole. You're welcome.
>>24531029
>>Face: 10/10
>>Body: 9/10
>>Voice: 8/10
>>Personality: 11/10
>>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 10/10
>>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 7/10
9.17
>>24531115
Women can't measure dicks.
>>24535584
I have diagnosed mental disorders, so you don't need to tell me I have "diagnosed" anything, if only I was "just" an asshole.
it's mainly because I am 10-20 younger than everyone I work with and still do better work than they do, so they are forced to ask me for help
>>24531029
>Face: 8
>Body: 7
>Voice: 6
>Personality: 8
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 9
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 7
7.5
>>24535642
The only minus you specifically listed was your height. If you're falling for the manlet meme, you're above average even in the Midwest. And you listed making other people uncomfortable as a positive. Scroll up.
>>24535194
>having sex with one desperate, fat, promiscuous girl 3 years ago who now pities me at best makes me some kind of ultra tripchad
lol what
>>24531029
Face: 7/10
Body: 7/10
Voice: 6/10
Personality: 10/10
Social Ability: 10/10
Social Status: 8/10
>tfw robot turned chad
Probably would be a 6. But I have a bottom tier penis, so 0.
>>24529176
>Face 3
>Body 8-9 if I'm cutting, since it's anon no need to lie, I'm a 7 at best right now I just look like a fat dude with big legs and big shoulders
>Personality 1
>Stability 10
>Money 9
I'm basically the exact definition of beta bux. I blew almost my entire 20s building a career, saving money, buying real estate and just lifting weights. I'm almost definitely a millionaire right now; even though a million dollar net worth isn't rich in Southern California for someone my age with no attachments, I'm in a really good spot.
Now if I could just get all those single mothers to piss off.
>>24536829
anyone that gives their own personality a 10 is a 7 at max by default.
>>24531029
>>>24529176 (OP)
>>Face:
Face is around 7 or 8
>>Body:
Nothing special, 6ft tall ,and skinny
>>Voice:
Deep transatlantic accent
>>Personality:
Fluctuates between being positive and caring to dark and suicidal
>>Social ability
I change depending on most situations but I can keep a conversation without sperging out
>>Social status
Artistic, musical (guitar, bass and some piano) and fairly educated
I would rate myself a 6 but girls put me on an 8
>>24531029
Face-6/10
Body-3/10
Voice-8/10
Personality-7/10
Social ability-6/10
Status-10/10
Overall-6.66
>>24529176
>face
8/10
>body
5/10
>voice
dont know familia
>Personality
0/10
>Social ability
2/10
Social Status
3/10
>>24529176
Negative 0
Fairly low to non-existent
>5'8
>fat
>black
>tiny dick
>ugly as shit
>>24531029
>>Face: 4/10
>>Body: 3/10
>>Voice: 2/10
>>Personality: 0/10
>>Social ability: 1/10
>>Social status: 1/10
total: 11/6=
1.5
kill me
>>24529176
>5'9"
>good looking(according to guys)
>very aesthetic
>funny
>no social skills
I havent even spoke to a female other tham family in months. I try to talk to girls online and i usually a huge failure so i cant imagine doing it IRL.
I'd rate myself this
>Face: 3/10
>Body: -50/10
>Voice: 5/10
>Personality: -10000000/10
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 3/10
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 1-2/10
does that seem about right?
>Face: 6
>Body: 5.5
>Voice: 7.5
>Personality: 4
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 2
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 2
overall 4.5
>>24537226
should be a response to >>24531029
idk why it wasn't
>>24534779
I thought you killed yourself.
Cool desu.
>5'11"
>white
>thin
>sometimes called "cute"
>alright dick
>shit job
>schizotypal
>can't hold a conversation with a woman
Though, I think that has more to do with women. Out of the people I know who I consider to be shitty people, 90% of them are women. And I don't think that's a coincidence.
>>24529176
greece
I dont know ive always had a nice gf when i wanted one.
>Face: 1
>Body: 7
>Voice: 3
>Personality: 1
>Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?): 9
>Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?): 6
Averages out to a 4.5 which I guess is about right. Kissless Virgin but I have a ton of friends and don't do any of that beta orbiting bullshit.
A flat zero. Girls hate me so much that they don't even want to make fun of me since it would mean then having to acknowledge my existence.
>>24531029
Face:
7.5
Body:
Where do lankets rate? I'm skinny but I'm 6'2" with a little bit of definition. I'll give myself a 7 I guess.
Voice:
Deep, but sometimes monotone. 7.5 I guess.
Personality:
6. I tend to be pretty funny if I want to, but only around people I'm comfortable with.
Social ability (sperg or able to keep casual conversation going?):
6. I spill my spaghetti sometimes, but not often. If I toughen the fuck up I can talk to attractive women decently.
Social status (educated, respected and good income or neet?):
6. Wagekek job, but I have a lot of money saved. Still live with my parents. Only have high school education, but I think I'm pretty smart. Got a 140 on a bullshit online IQ test so that at least has to be a 120.
6.7/10
