ITT: We describe video games poorly.
I'll start:
>Be robot
>Was alone until
>Superior forces me to go with a squad of normies
>I try to not "REEEEEEEE" by remaining silent most of the time
>They all die
>Finally alone
>Also die
Mass effect 2/3?
>be pew pew man
>be handicap
>be beep boop man
>fucking framedrops
>>24529042
no but also sci-fi
B U M P
U M
M U
PMUB
>>24529042
Black Ops 3?
>>24528986
halo reach.
>>24529190
Correct, was the framedrop too obvious?
Bet you'll never guess this
>Be retarded jack off pretty boy
>Girl discovers me in a prison
>Saves me
>Let's me join revolution group
>Everyone wants to fuck the commanding officer because he is so cool and edgy
>People point out that the MC kind of looks like him
>Suddenly everyone smokes dank weed
>DUDE THERE ARE FUCKING CHAINS ON THE FUCKING MOON AND WE HAVE TO LIKE SEVER THEM
>Do some journeying
>Guy kills superior commander
>MC takes over as new commander to impersonate old commander because he looks like him
>LET'S GO FIGHT THE KING OF THE MOON
>Offered the powers of a God
>Reject them
>Kill the moon king
>Still a faggot but less then you were at the start of the game
>The end
>>24529386
Asuras wrath?
>>24529289
Correct, I guess it was too obvious
>>24529386
Infinite Undiscovery! God that game was total dogshit.
>>24528986
>Preppy niggas think they run shit
>My cliq say otherwise
>Get my sqaud and stab them niggas in they throat.
>youre a guardian.
>you protect the city and the traveler
>you speak to the stranger
>fight robots
>talk to emos
>kill robots god.
>>24529469
Correct anon and yet I still beat and invested a lot of time into grinding and doing side shit, I blame autism or something because I really shouldn't have wasted time on it lol.
>>24529579
Obviously Destiny
>>24529556
GTA: San Andreas?
>Play as bad guy
>pretend you're good guy
>watch a bunch of historically bad people die
>the hot waifu tier girl dies
>suddenly you're a good guy.
>kill the last bad guy
>go back home to raise a child.
>>24529636
the joke was the horrible story constitutes explaining the game poorly.
>Be soldier guy
>1960's
>Have to destroy robot and kill grill.
>sadending.png
>family gets hanged
>feels bad man
>get revenge
>more family dies
>more revenge
>eventually i die
>>24529798
Assassin's Creed
>>24529798
Assassin's Creed II
That was so fucking easy fampai come on now, you couldn't pick a more convoluted plot from a game?
>>24529669
AC Black Flag?
>>24529808
yes bbfrick off robot
>>24529556
north london simulator 2011
>>24529825
yep. still the best since 2.
>>24529755
Metal gear solid 3 snake eater.
>>24529821
Okay here's a harder one for u senpai
>go on a trip
>get kidnapped
>escape
>kill lots of people even though you couldve just done nothing & sit in the fucking chair for 20 minutes
>do the thing you had to do
>>24529885
Correct! You win, 1 reply!
>>24529891
Far cry 4
>>24529891
Car Fry 4
>oh no i have amnesia
>fly around kicking things.
>repair city
>rescue kids from the bottom of the world in around a week only to come back two years later to find the military took over.
>kick its secret robot until it breaks
>wait for sequel
>live on farm
>ohshit.jpg she's fine as fuck
>give crops everyday until she wifes
>grow crops
>grow crops
>grow crops
>die
>>24529946
>>24529958
correct
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>>24530005
harvest moon.
add combat and it becomes rune factory.
>village invaded by dragon
>go on adventure or something
>some annoying guy follows you
>hire a couple more annoying guys (or someones hot waifu) to come help you
>protect a really slow cow
>meet annoying frenchie and beaner
>pretty sure your romantic interest is a child
>can't really remember what else happens but it was good 10/10
Level: 9000. If you can guess this you win.
>dad dies
>befote dying sends me a letter
>"whatever you do, don't come here"
>go there
>get initiated by deported chink
>kill lots of people without any sort of prosecution
>guns are rare as fuck
>somehow defy gravity by jumping from car to car
>chink friend gets burried alive then dismembered
>eventually have a big apartment and a golden gun. also get away with everything
>be psychopath with long hair
>kill people
accidentally kill your oneitis's dad and get kicked out
>>24530078
Assassins creed i think
>be on military base
>shootan martians from hell
>>24530113
Nope. Try spookier
>>24530121
I don't play spooky games, anon.. They're too spooky.. :-(
>film crazy people doing crazy people stuff
>try not to get killed by said crazy people
>find batteries
>>24530115
Doom 3?
>try to stop yourself from dying
>get advice from a lamp lying on top of some garbage
>stupid bitch always needs your help
>you can't readturns out that body wasn't yours and you're a cat that was in the suitcase
amazing game, really
>>24530147
Thats outlast, good game anon
>>24530077
i want to know what this is
can somebody show me?
>>24530078
easy, it's Penumbra: Overture
Way better than Amnesia, atmosphere wise
>youre a ripoff of halo
>you kill aliens
>you find shit out
>you kill robots
>find part
>kill more different robots
>go to planet of first robot and wipe out their god.
>defeat spooky evil thing.
>>24530163
Correct.
I also would have accepted Doom: Knee Deep in the Dead, The Shores of Hell, and Thy Flesh Consumed.
>>24530188
destiny. again.
>girlfriend turns to stone
>chickens everywhere
>some shitty kid sells you bottomless lemonade
>caber toss, play the banjo, hire some barbers
>ooh a pirates life was meant for me, trim the sails and roam the sea
>>24530188
never played the game but I know that N.O.V.A. is a ripoff of halo
>>24530077
Skyrim desu dlblozoxo
>>24530178
Well I can't tell you anon, that would ruin the game
>>24530230
NO I said 10/10 so that rules out Skyrim
>>24528986
>be gladiator (slave)
>fight
>some history about murder or something
>buy freedom
>keeps fighting or starts new game
no one will ever guess this
its fromps2
>>24530262
Skyrim was 11/10
>>24530077
Dragon age inquisition?
log in
nothing
post badly
still nothing
log off
>>24530279
Pokemon Snap?
>>24530327
>pokemon
what kind of fucking casual do you take me for?
>>24530282
anon you don't really believe that
>>24530293
Nope again
>>24530343
The kind that plays pokemon snap.
>>24530244
can you answer if the thread is about to die?
>>24530462
I guess. It's Dragons Dogma, I seriously suggest that you play it.
>>24530601
cool. thanks for the recomendation
>>24530077
Dragon's Dogma
>go to some town to look for shiny things in a cave
>townsfolk tell you their town is fucked up and that you should leave
>find shiny thing, everything gets fucked up
>puzzle your way to a mansion
>go into another cave and find another shiny thing
>you are now the aliens
>>24530928
bloodborne?
wow robot really
>>24530839
Can't belive it took that many replies. Definitely dogma
>Cripples are always angry or are backstabbing cunts
>Cowboy is bemused all the time
>Kids are dangerous
>You lost control but also you never did
>>24530079
That one Rockstar game set in Asia. I forget what it was called but basically gta:china. And you basically never had guns, had to use king fu
>tap phone
>destroy city
>be me
>had a bad past but let's forget that for now
>in Europe on a mission
>girl gets caught so I gotta get her ass
>innawoods somewhere see a town
>whole town fucked up
>got Giants and shit
>got some fucked up fish
>got some weird little man-child
>got this juiced up green beret guy
>find a sale guy
>he's pretty cool says weird shit though
>anyway I pew pew all them find grill and I'm gonna leave
>the priest is all assblasted cause I wrecked his plans or whatever
>Did I mention the priest?
>anyway kill that fucker then jet ski into the sunset
>>24531052
Definitely Watchdogs
>go to old supermarket
>die
>go to town
>die
>go to the Atlantic
>die
>drink centuries year old soda to miraculously numb the pain
>be a prisoner
>government releases me onto some island
>it's full of dark skinned xenophobes
>do some dirty work for a bunch of white skinned people and some of the higher up/less xenophobic darkies
>contract island AIDS/zombie plague, but be the only person the cure doesn't kill
>learn I'm the xenophobes' messiah, destined to go to a volcano and beat the half dead narcissist who lives there (and created the island AIDS)
>after somehow gaining the support of the hateful darkies, equip all of their Jesus's gear and march on the volcano
>beat the narcissist and get sent by some cunt to fuck up a different continent
>>24530960
No, but coincidentally both games share very similar themes
>Guy reckruits you
>Government goes "BAH THAT AGAINST THE RULES"
>Executes guy
>Government gives you tasks
>In the end taxi driver makes you choose between chink government, west government, the edgy rebels or being alone.
>Taxi driver is god
>own orphanage
>fight guy on big building
>fight guy in front of convenience store
>fight guy in office building
>fight guy in night club
>fight guy in alley
>fight fat dude in hotel
>fight guy in arena
>fight chinks all over town
>fight guy on rooftop
>fight guy in strip club
>fight guy bull ring
>fight shitload of guys in hospital
>fight a guy with guns in hospital x2
>fight guy on top of hospital
>get stabbed
>>24531062
Alan wake?
>be a prince
>my dad's a giant faggot who gets wasted one night and destroys some key elements of the universe
>wants me to fix his mess
>he expects me to collect enough shit from one planet to rebuild universe
>can't say no because his bulge is bigger than my entire body
>do nothing as I watch my dad sacrifice animals, people, entire countries into stars
>>24531353
roly-poly universe eater on the PS2?
>>24531352
Nope sorry anon
>>24531353
Katamari Damacy
>be sick girl's father
>fight monsters to find the cure
>accompanied by a talking book, a magical skeleton, and a bimbo who spouts swear words
>big reveal at the end where the character you were playing as is also the bad guy
>be country
>start in 1444
>conquer the world
>France is a pain in the ass
>>24531447
Yep it's Katamari
>>24530216
I'd say Phantom Hourglass but the 3rd and 4th one threw me off
>be robot
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>normies BTFO
>post-apocalyptic minecraft
>fall in a hole
>holy shit monsters
>kill everything to gain freedom
>get dunked on
>quit game
>>24531226
>tfw described it too poorly
>be the new guy
>some girls die
>then you get superpowers
>then you save people with your friends who have the same power
>cop is the killer
>you beat the final boss with the power of friends ship
>also everybody wants your dick
>>24531618
undermeme
(You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.)
>>24530279
Colosseum: Road to Freedom
if you killed 50 guards you got a secret ending
>>24531639
persona 4: the waifus.
>>24531225
Fallout 3 f.am?
>>24531699
Yep alright next one
>youre on a ship
>it's sinking
>oh wait its not
>youre actually in a desert
>also your girlfriend is the bad guy
>>24531321
vampire: the masquerade - bloodlines
>on the purge train
>met sassy mother fucker
>save his ass
>find other people that were going to be purged and join forces
>set out looking for your sister, her boyfriend was someone you bumped into who was also to be purged
>end up on a planet because the entire game up til the midpoint took place on the death star moon orbiting thing or some shit
>religous guy doing the purging is the final boss
>pretty sure two of your party members were a lesbian couple.
>>24531452
dead rising 2? (note: i haven't played it)
>*click*
>FAAAAAANTASTIC
>>24531593
mass effect 3
>>24531838
no
hint: it's controversial
>>24530216
Curse of monkey island. Elaine turns to gold though
>>24531850
hatred seems like the obvious answer and if it's the correct one then fuck you and your shitty post
>>24531850
Hatred?
>O R I G I N A L
>>24531871
>>24531878
yes
>>24531871
rude 2bh
>shoot at spooky ancient evil
>choose between 3 colors
>>24528986
>be courier
>sent to deliver a unspecified package
>whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>almost killed after delivering the pack
>have to fight your way through enemies while trying to track down the man responsible for what happened
This one actually has two answers
>>24531226
oh come the fuck on, it's not hard
>>24531916
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>>24531748
Old spice commercial: The game
>be fat australian man
>fart on people
>kill yourself
>group of monsters and people yells at you in russian
this should be easy
>tfw you have no gf
>thug aim
>>24531977
Anon I'm not sure of what youre trying to say
>>24531916
Infamous
>>24531809
definitely see why you would think that but nope. pic related is the game's creator.
>>24532045
Fuck you
I haven't even played the game yet and you still spoiled the ending
It's nier
>be middle aged dude with dark past
>have to protect young girl
>she gets kidnapped at some point
there are four correct answers to this
>>24532134
Lisa the painful
>>24532074
im sorry anon. you should still play it. also i didnt spoil you with that because i dumbed it down so much.
>>24531827
Dead Rising
>>24531748
i hope its not 999 cause i havent finished that.
>>24531748
999
>you and your trusty bell join a group of rabbits
>meet a spooky skull who tells you if you rebuild him he'll give you his ship
>do it with the help of your monkey
>turns out he was evil
>cool spaceship fight
>Rose is a qt
>>24531321
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
How in the hell was this not original?
>>24531779
>>24532489
That's what I get for not reloading the page for an hour.
>Death row
>rich fatass
>edgy people everywhere
>Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh!
>no more family
>Human-pig
>kill the rich fatass
>>24532594
mancunt
>all it took was the will of a single man
>want Russia to be free
>trick cia agent
>kill a bunch of people in a airport
>mfw I'm named after a gun
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>>24532686
mw2
man modern games dont even have shit like that airport sequence to talk about. what the fuck even happened in the last three call of duties?
>homeland invaded
>leave or end up as slaves
>have to sail and find a new home
>adventuring is tough and you lose a few people along the way
>have to continue anyways
>you reach your new home
>some of your people are still stuck at your old homeland
>go back and guide them to your new home
>it's not as easy as it was the last time
>be yuropoor
>be war veteran
>live with fat womanizing moron
>poor so turn to life of crime
>eventually learn the harsh lesson that crime doesn't pay
>>24532796
Assassin creed unity
>>24532859
is that actually the plot? i havent played it
>be warrior
>horny as fuck
>travel the land in search of pussy
>a war is about to be unleashed
>join a kingdom with a dying leader
>fuck his sister
>also fuck everyone else
>end up fighting demons to save the world
>>24532972
i havent played them but based on the reputation i'm gonna guess one of the witcher games
>>24532984
Nah, you probably wont get it if you're not a weeb.
>>24532796
Mafia 2
>>24531062
Resident Evil 4
>>24531226
the fact that no one gets this proves how underage you fags are
>>24532796
Grand Theft Auto IV?
>>24533065
>>24533498
you're both winners
>>24532134
the walking dead/the last of us/bioshock infinite/hitman absolution
>Mexicans first fighting game
>>24533545
Guacamelee
>>24533545
Spicy Tortilla: The Tijuana Tumble?
>friend gets turned into weasel
>have to find magic wizard guy to turn him back
>magic wizard guy turns evil so you have to kill him
>friend remains a weasel
>Be some secret agent badass
>Shady organization hires you to retieve something
Then
>Airdrop into city
>Fail landing, immediately infected
>Ignore infection
>Beat the piss out of everything
>>24533664
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
Amazing game.
Cowardly brit tries to stop immortal alien castle baron from going back home
>the man kicks the ball
>>24533545
King of Fighters
>>24533785
Yes, thank you robot for muting me I sure needed to be taught a lesson
>be tin man
>aliums attack your space boat
>land on angelic hat
>kill midgets
>meet a really bad name for a developer
>kill zombies
>don't destroy the galaxy
>fly off in spy jet
>>24530078
Darkest dungeon?
>>24533840
Halo.
Are you even trying?
>be a fuckup
>get really drunk
>glue broken glass to a baseball bat
>gtfo on a helicopter
You're a guy that shoots electric burst out of your hands and your actions effect your Karma.
>>24532796
Cool story, but needed more bowling.
>>24533931
Infamous, ggez
>kill motherfuckers
>grow a beard
>kill more motherfuckers
>shave your head
>don't stop killing motherfuckers
>quit drinking
>>24532972
Good old rance
wow
much myth
such art
many quests
wow
>no relevant pic so here are my gf's tits instead
>>24533876
that was pretty bad, but I am really tired
another one before I go to sleep
>play as colourful balls
>eat cherries to breed
>bounce around and kill Jamaicans
>>24533975
max payne 3 nigga
>join a gang
>kill some fucks
>resivour_dogs_no_he's_the_rat.jpg
>oh shit they killed your friend
>fucking kill everybody
>lol you were the rat
>>24534039
Yep, my only complaint was you couldn't skip the cutscenes
>be super depressed cause dead family
>do shitload of drugs
>dolphin dive onto solid concrete and get shot a bunch but live
>headshot everyone even though i'm drunk all the time
>>24534115
You playing COD
>>24534115
Max payne 3
> you and a bunch of bros who look just like eachother leave space New Zealand and go fight robots together.
> your boss is kinda a dick, but it never really comes up in the game.
>>24534089
sleeping dogs nigga
>Go to basically atlantis
>Get superpowers
>Take energy from little girls
>>24534368
bioshock nigga
>You're a robot
>Wake up in cave
>Veterinarian wants to get demon powers
>Locals get violent when they eat flowers
>Said vet force feeds them flowers and enslaves them
>Only one ending where the place isn't destroyed
>>24534440
Cave story, too easy
>mumbo italiano
>go to america
>get jailed
>go to military and do shit thats not important
>go home and be criminal
>Arrest again
>defend from rape
>leave prison
>help prisoner criminal escape from murder
>didnt leave
>tells you the good guy was bad
>did i mention some chinks killed your friend
>shoot the boss
>leave
>be cool robot man in love with my waifu
>disobey orders to search for her across all the universe
>a nigger tries to arrest me
>friend dies
>go on a big journey
>kill a witch
>>24529658
>>24529845
Ass'ssins creed man,
>>24534737
mafia 2 nigga
