Thanksgiving panic thread.
>Mother is forcing me to go to some huge get together where we are going to be all day with a bunch of people I barely know
>Thinking of inducing vomiting so I don't have to go but am so far too much of a pussy to force my hand down my throat to vomit
Anyone else /panicking/ here?
>Mother is forcing me
You have to be older than 18 to use this website.
>>24528026
I'm a NEET, where else am I supposed to live?
>>24528092
Oh.
Well have fun at the party, OP. Get ready for hours of
>what are you doing with your time
>what are you studying
>do you have a gf
I can spend my Thanksgiving alone like a REAL beta :^)
>>24527896
Tell her to fuck off dude
Just beeeee urself my family :)
>>24527896
yup.
I cna't even be bothered to describe why. but i know this feel.
>>24528170
>>what are you doing with your time
>>what are you studying
>>do you have a gf
STOP! STOP! STOP!
Fuck this gay earth. I'll kill myself I swear.
Are that much of a pussy that you can't appreciate free food?
>Hey Anon, long time no see! Are ya' working again?
>What happened to that girlfriend you brought last year Anon?
>Anon when are you going to go back to college? You won't get anywhere in this world without a college degree!
>started working in a research lab
>tfw finally have something to placate relatives' questions
Is it that difficult to be social for a few hours? You're fucking pathetic.
>do you have a gf yet?
>anon of you're gay we still live you!
Why do they do that brehs
>>24529511
>Is it that difficult to be social for a few hours?
You mean endure a whole night of being questioned and made fun of by people you barely know?
Those people have nothing in common with robots. They have different hobbies and all they talk about is last night's football game and how they hate being a wagecuk.
>>24529545
Because deep down they know those questions make you feel uncomfortable, yet they still do it because they need to release all that stress from being wage slaves.
>tfw driving three hours tomorrow to visit extended family that I hate because they keep guilt tripping me into it and I dont want to come across as a piece of shit for some reason
It's the same things every time
>haha you're so tall
>haha wow you're getting kind of big you been working out??.?.?.
>hahadid you get a gf yet anon you're so handsome the chicks must be crawling all over you ;))))
This is the worst one because even though I am moderately good looking and getting fitter my complete social autism keeps me from getting a gf
>>Mother is forcing me
Fuck off, underage b&.
If you want to induce vomit without shoving anything down your throat, just way 2 bananas and try to drink 2 liters of sprite. You dont have to chug it, you can take your time but dont be slow about it like taking a sip every ten minutes, try to drink it all in like 10 minutes max. Also might want to have some food in your system already so your vomit doesnt look like bananas and sprite.
>>24528170
>implying being alone equates to being beta
I'd say it's pretty alfa to be alone. Get out of here with this shit nigger.
>>24529681
eat* not way. My bad.
Half the time my family just watches football while I just sit on my phone in another room. Also every year since 2008, I stopped answering their retarded questions.
>"anon how's uni going?"
>silence
>"Are you seeing anyone?"
>silence
Just eat leave and don't answer their gay ass questions.
>>24529681
I am thinking of drinking salt water. I heard if you drink warm salt water quickly your body reads that it has too much sodium and will start making you vomit to get rid of it.
>>24529545
Because we're clones of our parents, and thus our family sees a lot of themselves in us. They don't see that we're ugly robots disposed by society.
>>24529511
I'm never social at all, so yes.
It's not that it's difficult, it's that you're forced in a setting where people can talk bad about you and be treated like shit, but you can't say anything back (in most cases). It's yet another setting where we're treated as subhuman.
Relax, take a deep breath, think about the situation for a minute.
It's really not all bad if you think about it. Come up with a few robotic responses to some questions they'll probably ask. Few hours later,its over. Just relax for a second.
>>24529739
Yeah but that tastss like shit. Trudt me the banana sprite method works. Ive done it twice
>>24529859
My typing is such shit today
>>24527896
dad and brother force me to go to football game every thanksgiving truly suffering
I wanna watch DS9/TNG on netflix in my room alone and shitpost on 4chan
I hate living in MI
>>24529830
>Few hours later
No it isn't. The drive is about an hour long, getting there around 11 AM, staying until like 7 PM. Shit will be all day. That is why I am desperately trying to get out of it.
>>24529859
I don't have any sprite. I will probably try the salt water method, if it doesn't work I am going to have to put my finger down my throat until it happens. Fucking teenage girls do this shit to stay skinny and I can't even do it once to get out of some bullshit, fuck I am a bitch made nigga.
>>24529933
Go out and buy some. Its like $2
>>24529933
Just do the damn thing. Crying about it won't make it any better.
HERE WE GO AGAIN BOYS
ANOTHER YEAR OF
>WHEN AM I GONNA GET SOME GRANDKIDS
>MEET ANY NICE GIRLS YET
>HOW IS COLLEGE GOING
>WOW YOU ACTUALLY LEFT YOUR ROOM
Whoop de fuckin doo
>>24527896
>Mother is forcing me
Underage b8
just lie
get shitfaced on booze and make up fanciful lies to every question that you get asked
>>24529511
>mfw this fucking thread
>mfw people are actually this fucking autistic
HAHAH GLAD YOU COULD COME OUT OF YOUR CAVE TO JOIN US, ANON
*GIRLS LAUGHING*
I kind of want to fuck my cousin, I only see her at these family gatherings for holidays usually. We are on pretty good terms, granted we don't take very often. I remember a couple of years ago we started talking a lot on Facebook, I started pushing lewder topics and seeing how she reacted.
She seemed to enjoy it as well but I couldn't believe how ignorant she was in the world of sex, if anyone is wondering I'm 23 and she is like 19. I know at one point we were having some lewd topics, it wasn't anything like "Oh would you want to do anything sexual with me" it was more just like me asking her what turns her on, what porn she likes, how often does she masturbate, etc. I know at one point she said the whole "Well we are cousins anon so I think there is a line we shouldn't cross" So obviously she knew that having sexual attractions to a family member was wrong but she didn't call me out on it and say "Oh wow anon you are fucking gross, blah blah blah" I know it's kind of awkward every time I see her now, I guess she just tries to forget about it. She got a boyfriend that is pretty ugly and I don't know what he is, he is like a try hard chad wannabe but he is skinny as fuck, he is like a skinny chad redneck country guy or some shit.
I really don't know how her first semester of college went, I'll probably ask her when I see her tomorrow but I doubt she'll tell me if she got into any trouble. I know she told me that she likes to party and drink, I'm sure she is a lightweight so she probably gets drunk easily. I'm just wondering if she went full slut mode at parties or something, also I don't even know if she finds me attractive or likes me. I know she was sort of just pumping me for information about sex, apparently she thought I knew a lot about even though I'm a virgin who has never had a girlfriend.
TL;DR Family gatherings can be difficult when you have a sexual attraction to a family member, I feel like this is a pretty common fetish actually.
>>24530292
Saved tbhfamalamb
>>24527896
you get to eat free food you faggot
its not like you have to impress these people or even make them like you
>>24530313
Oh wow really? I'm honored fampai, thank you.
This is the power of degeneracy and autism, embrace it, let it consume you.
fixed teh pepe
>>24530038
How do people even enjoy these forced social events?
I think u might be allergic to sprite and/or bananas anon
>>24530385
I have no fucking clue
Oh boy I get to see family I've never met and watch people argue over politics and then get insulted the entire time I'm there
I get dragged to the rich side of the family (my side working middle-class side I guess) and I get to look at shit I'll never have and get berated by wasps with inherited money
Drink oversaturated salt water or just heavey salted water
