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Why don't you just date a slut? She may not be the optimal
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Why don't you just date a slut?

She may not be the optimal girl to have a relationship with, but at least she's better practice than being alone.
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don't want to run after someone 24/7
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>>24527645
because sluts normally just fuck when theyre drunk. drunk sex is forgettable and shitty and sloppy. they dont get "good" at sex, its like quantity over quality.


Ive fucked a couple of sluts and they were exactly the same in bed as the inexperienced ones tbhqfam
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>>24527645
Because I get attached to people anon.
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i'd date one if they'd approach me and do all the work but they never do
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>>24527645
because this would happen
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>>24527645
Do you have the version of this image when it was posted on facebook?
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>>24527645
I'm with one. I know I am being kuked, but at least I'm not alone.
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>>24527645
fuck off tessa flowers shill
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Because she will cheat on me
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>>24527657
You don't run after her, she's a slut. Just fuck her when she's around and let her do whatever the fuck she does when she's gone.

Don't treat her as a serious relationship, just use her as a stepping stone.
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>Why don't you just date x
Because none would have me
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>>24527645
>at least she's better practice than being alone
>she's practice
Fuck off, normie.
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>>24527645
women in the OP is highly sexy. i like this meme without the traditionally accompanying FB comments
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>>24527645
I'd rather not get AIDS
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>>24527686
literally this :( it really sucks man
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>>24527874
So use a condom since you know she's a fucking whore.
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>>24527682
Sluts don't get good at sex because they get so used to it. They expect it. They never get rejected. They don't try .
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>>24527729
That is beyond retarded. What kind of angry bitter virgin with no drawing skills or creativity whatsoever would create something like that? He's trying to emulate xkcd but failing miserably, since he's not intelligent at all.
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Nah, thanks
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>>24528194
wow this roasty is absolutely TOASTY
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>>24528250
The all-too-predictable reply.

>he's not an angry fat retarded virgin!
>it must be a girl!

Just saying that the "comic" you made is complete and utter shit. Not because it's offensive, but because it's just plain unintelligent.
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tried it, got herpes. all in all, i'd do it again.
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>>24527645
Because he's too slutty to date me since he's playing Fallout 4.
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>>24528328
I didn't make it. I didn't even post it.

and xkcd is a retarded /x/-fag who was making ebola chan comics just a year ago. this intelligent person that you look up to believes in tulpas.
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>>24527645
Because no slut wants to date me
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I wish I had a slut for a friend. Just to hear her stories and to observe her lifestyle. Maybe she'd be cool to casually touch. Mainly just to hang with, not a friend with benefits type thing.
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>>24530658
Tulpas are schizophrenia, and schizophrenia is real.
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>>24527741
Merry Christmas Robo-kun
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>>24527645
> a slut is better than being alone
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>>24532233
What the fuck dipshit trip is that?
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>>24527645
they'll want to make you a slut too, they will want to share you with their slutty friends, who may or may not have STD.

Don't sex friendly sluts, just do ONS with them and stop
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>>24531763
what a guy that Jason is
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>>24531763
my god those are beautiful tits
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>>24532345
he obviously played the kek card
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>>24531763
Jason seems bro as fuck.
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>>24527682
drunk sex is awesome shitposting virgin
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>>24527645
Alright I'll go call the slut store and see if they have any in stock
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