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Let's get a Dan Bilzerian appreciation thread

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>pay hookers to take pictures with him
>alpha

lmao
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3 heart attacks is not alpha
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>>24527418
He pretty much fucks every girl he wants. It doesn't matter if he's going to die young, he's already experienced the best that life has to offer.
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Doesn't it get boring?
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>>24527434
>life is just sticking your dick into as many wet holes as possible
I want all underage fags to leave.
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this manlet paid millions of dollars for a small part in a navy seal movie (because he's a failed navy seal himself), then they cut 90% of the parts with him in it. it doesn't get more beta than that.
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>>24527307
This guy is such a fucking Chad
He probably has erectile dysfunction and takes "selfies" just to forget about it and reclaim his masculinity to the public
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>>24527453
What is life about then? Playing video games and watching anime?
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When the party's over and he's by himself it must feel kinda depressing to know they don't give a shit about him, just his money
Would for me
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>>24527307

here u go dan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s98ZspPpD_E&list=PLG-C4ITUuUPUrlh7SpnZocN0IOE8umlx-
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>posting pictures of yourself with prostitutes for attention on the internet
>alpha

nigga that's full blown personality disorder territory.

A real alpha wouldn't be posing for the pictures, they'd be taken naturally with chicks who actually want to hang around with him.
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Even if he has to pay his behavior is pretty alpha with the exception of having to post it on Instagram for validation.

If I had money like that I'd be doing the same exact same thing
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we all gotta pay in some form or another. as long as you get what u need nobody should judge desu.

moar cat girls
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>>24527571
>moar cat girls

I agree with this proposal
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>>24527307

He's the absolute apex of modern degeneracy. I'm not sad or jealous that there are people out there who live lives like his off of family money, but it does make me upset that people look up to him.
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>>24527468
Happiness comes from within, not without lad.

The only way you'll ever be happy is if you learn to accept and love yourself.
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>>24527675

are you sure we don't just look at his photos for the hot chicks he's always with?
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>>24527708
But I hate myself.
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>>24527708
>accept and love yourself

This cultist like mentality
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>>24527571
Yup that'll do
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>>24527434
Why suck his cock so hard for free when you can get paid to do it??
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>>24527307
know this is bait but fuck it
>leeching off his dad's bank account
>being a disappointment to everyone
>has a cocaine addiction
>is probably depressed out of boredom (think he mentioned it once)
>posts pictures of him with prostitutes in hope of validation
Yeah, some real alpha right there
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>>24527307
Haha no...
>manlet
>shit tier jawline
>has to pay hookers for sex
>three heart attacks
>paid money to be in a movie, but his part was cut out in the editing process
>failed to get into the navy seals
>lives off his dad's money and has no real job
No one will give a shit about him after the money is gone desu senpai.
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>>24527733
>not hating yourself and acknowledging your positive attributes is a cult mentality
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My dream is to have been born to some pro-athlete dad and sprout up to 6'5-6'8 and play in the NBA

He's got the pro-athlete money at least
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>>24527307
Alfa? This guy is the furthest thing I've ever seen from Alfa. He's literally failed at every single thing he did aside from being in photos with paid pussy and spend daddy's money. If you're going to b8, try to be gr8.
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He's pathetic, he couldn't make it into the Navy Seals so he generates self-esteem vicariously through his Instagram account where he uses his trust fund money on hookers and boats
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>>24527732
We all do, I know I do. Happiness isn't easy. God knows I'm an unlovable piece of shit - and loving yourself doesn't mean passively accepting the way you are. I'm working hard every day to try and become the kind of person that I could respect, and I hope that's how I'll reach my happiness.

>>24527733
Classic bucket crab. Just keep on being the same as you are, hateful, directionless, too scared to change so you lash out at those who do. Anyway, how is this highly individualistic approach to happiness cultish in any way?
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>>24527732
>>24527733
>White people
Jesus christ, no wonder your race is on the verge of extinction.
Whatever, you're all disgusting anyways, good riddance.
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>>24527733
Why did you have this knee-jerk response?

I can tell you. It's because you have been conditioned this way.

Big business makes money from your insecurity, your unhappiness, your belief that you must achieve "succes" to be content.

That's why all advertisement and tv has so many good looking people. To make you insecure.

There is no money in being grateful for what you have. Big business can't use that.
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>>24527895
>Big business makes money from your insecurity, your unhappiness, your belief that you must achieve "succes" to be content.

>That's why all advertisement and tv has so many good looking people. To make you insecure.
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paid escorts or not, i doubt he cares what r9k thinks of him when he's balls deep in hot pussy.

i think he just makes these threads to bait your hate, and then he goes off and bangs the hottest babes.

what use is money unspent?
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All this jelly
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>>24527930
He's right though, why'd you fedora him?
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>>24527930
It's true though. Adverts sell you an idea, and associate the product with that idea. Late Capitalism has built up this need in us for validation, for respect, for success, and teaches us to deride other people who cannot reach the peak that few ever do. Most people will never be rich or famous or successful - but they are not worthy of scorn, not ever. A society where people can take pride in whatever work they do, and are respected by their fellow humans for their labour, would be a fundamentally happier one.

Some people simply do not have the capacity to reach those few socially sanctioned "good" jobs or the luck to climb the peaks of creative endeavour - but that does not mean that they are less worthy for it.

We need to respect and love all other human beings, or thing will just keep being shitty, and new broken robots will keep being made every day, forever.
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if i could give advice to Dan, i would say

spend more time with family and not strangers
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>>24527930
you can tip all you want but it's true.

your "noble desire for struggle" was thought up by some greasy fat business exec.
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>>24527895
>implying implications

Bitch I'm a doctor who lives like a miser.

There's simply nothing worth salvaging in this world around me. I want to be a hermit
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>>24527999
>boring man chilling with boring, expensive women

nah senpai desu
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>>24527999
I have no desire to be around anyone, let alone vapid gold diggers

How could I possibly be jelly?
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>>24527307

I bang prostitutes all the time and have a cocaine addiction too, am I alpha like Dan-Kun?
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You guys would be lucky enough to have one of these women
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>>24527947
The thing is he pays for what a shitload of regular Chads get without paying for. They are way more impressive than him since they're fucking girls who want to fuck them, not just doing it for the money.

That being said, placing that much self worth into sexual escapades is kinda sad.
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>>24527733
Yeah and hating yourself is such a healthy way to live. Have you thought for more than 10 seconds about anything in your life? Jesus fuck.
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hes got to have some serious issues with his parents.
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>>24528091

women are expensive dude. but hanging out and chilling with family is free.
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>>24528115

most likely. but we only get one family. all these chicks are a distraction that drains his money to act like a pseudo-family by being his posse.

what he really needs is his mother, father and siblings.
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>>24528023

This is true desu senpai. Nothing wrong with working a regular job, especially if you graduated college and are dedicated. Not everyone can be a millionaire and do cocaine off of $10,000 prostitutes' butt cheeks
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>>24527307
The only thing I envy about him is the fact that he can grow a decent beard.
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>>24528115
His dad was a career criminal and pretty psychopathic

Dan caught some of the psychopathy genes. His only noteworthy feature is the inheritance from his dad's criminal exploits and his lust for attention

He's like a male version of the Kardashians, only without the huge fake asses
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>>24528098
Hahaha, top lel m80.

Think about life and what's worth living for. Take your relativistic notions to the logical conclusion of nihilism and then try to tell me any of this matters
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>>24528122
>i'd rather be with family

Yeah, surething senpai
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>>24528157
>Not everyone can be a millionaire and do cocaine off of $10,000 prostitutes' butt cheeks
If you're not fucking a literal 10/10 every night there's no point in living honestly family
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Why are whites so focused on sex?
Even the "educated" ones who think they're superior to "shitskins" do nothing but talk about sex.
What's with you people? From my perspective you seem to be on the same level as the niggers you talk so much shit about.
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based Dan
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>>24528181

he's not fucking them all the time. most of the time he's just hanging out with them and paying them to be around.

its a sweet lie, Dan. you got enough money to keep it going for a while, but u will hit rock bottom.
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>>24528091

Dat bitch on the right on a Molly, you know Dan bout to smash that puss
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Being an alpha means waste all my money in bitches? I don't think so, being an alpha implies pick-up girls on your own without the necessity of showing money in front of gold diggers.
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>>24528225

you need your mother, kid.
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>>24528172
Senpai. I've been through nihilism. It's literally the first step to a new life.
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>>24528222
>whites more focused on sex
>niggers and spics have tons more kids out of wedlock than white people
>literally all of black peoples music focused on fucking bitches
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Didn't he get sued for throwing one of his hookers off a roof and into his pool?
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googled this guy
>In June 2015, Bilzerian announced his bid to run for the President of the United States in the 2016 election.
uwotm8
It seems like every motherfucker and his dog is running for the presidency now
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>>24527307
That's great and all, but at the end of the day all the women and all his money will be gone. He will not leave anything behind once he passes away. He will not leave his legacy nor have he ever shook the world. Yawn.
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>>24528268
Right, you're literally on the same level as thug ghetto welfare trash and act like you're better.
Why?
Hell, you idolize Dan, yet welfare trash gets WAY more pussy than Dan and doesn't even need to pay for it.
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>>24528184

Then why don't you kill yourself then because you're obviously not
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>having to pay for sex
>alpha
guess im alpha too then
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>>24528256
to me there's nothing beyond it. I can do whatever I want, but I'm still apathetic to it all. Telling myself anything else and constructing a new belief system is a lie, and nothing I achieve is of significance
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>>24528269
Violent just like his dad, with fearless dominance as a top trait.

Dan is a good study if you're into the psychological aspect of why people behave the way they do.
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>>24528283

Yeah fucking right, you could smear him in 5 different ways just from his Wikipedia article
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>>24528292
>strawman
I'm not OP and I'm in university, niggers are inferior to white people in every way besides dunking a basketball
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>>24528236
Says the guy who is broke.
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>>24528269

Yup

Fuck blox
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stay jelly betas
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you're reaching out for help and you don't even realize it.
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>>24528294
More alpha than you
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>>24528327
Why are you in university?
What's your major?
What's your plan in life?
If anything you're doing is done to attract women and get pussy, you are literally a nigger.
Except you're a bigger sucker than a nigger, since you paid much MUCH more money to get said pussy than he did.
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>>24528292
>yet welfare trash gets WAY more pussy than Dan and doesn't even need to pay for it.
Have you seen the quality of girls black guys fuck? I'm black and from Brownsville, if hood niggas do actually fuck more than Dan (which I doubt) it's almost entirely fat black and hispanic girls.

The good looking black chicks are all middle class
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>>24528323
He's a trust fund babby who never has had to face the consequences of his actions. There's nothing else too it, and that line of study has been done repeatedly.

Dan isn't even interesting from a psychological point of view.
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>>24528329
We're talking about people here, not cash. Stop projecting your insecurities
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>>24528380
>Dan isn't even interesting from a psychological point of view.

He is if you're into studying psychopathy
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>>24528358
m8 I've been with the same girl since we entered university two years ago, I'm better than you in every single way
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>>24528357
I wonder what they look like without makeup. Does anyone have a pic of Dan without his beard?
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listen to me, you lost beta schmuck.

why aren't you with your family for the holidays? banging hot chicks is great but again you're not doing this all the time.

you can't replace your family with paid escorts. you believe in any lie you create with your money but its the money that keeps it afloat.
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>Inherit money from daddys fraud business
>Be a complete insecure loser
>Try to compensate by pandering to other losers on Instagram
>PAID to get a role in Lone Survivor, his part was still cut (top kek)
>Uses his beard to compensate for no jawline
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>>24528412
>psychopathy
Dan isn't a psychopath, and even if he is, there are more interesting case studies than him.
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>>24528303
Ya see the biggest flaw with nihilism is that it still holds value in the objective. The fact that you think creating a belief system is a lie proves that you're unwilling to look for meaning outside of what objective truth is imposed on you.
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>>24528357
Girl on right please poop in my mouth while Dan's alpha cock obliterates your uterus.
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>>24528416
>I've been with a girl for 2 years
>This is an accomplishment
My fucking sides.
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>>24527307
since Justin Bieber is superior, why did you choose danbilzerian as your role model?

Bilz: trust fund babby
Bieb: self-made, earned his money

Bilz: basic looking escorts only have sex with him if he pays extra using money from the trust fund daddy set up for him
Bieb: 18 year olds want sex with him backstage just because he is Bieber

Bilz: juices up, now has heart problems and will probably die earlier than his wealthy father
Bieb: ottermode, works out, all natural

Bilz: neurotic because he failed to achieve the strength of character of his father from whence all his wealth came
Bieb: actually going his own way, he simply woke up one day and decided to be awesome and superior to everyone else

Bilz: fans are multi-level marketing scheme "distributors", gamblers, walter mitties, people who read self-help books, balding 40 year old men going through a mid-life crisis, people who dream of getting rich with no effort like Bilzerian did which one are you?
Bieb: fans are giggling popular fashionable 18 year old girls and young women with pert breasts
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>>24528493
When did I say it was an accomplishment nigger? You stated I'm on your level because I'm going to college to get pussy, I told you I am better than you and your brood in every conceivable way then you changed the subject.

How much time do they give you to use the internet at the public library, anyway?
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>>24528499

lol. so beebs is hating on dan

why

just go play video games u 2. its the holidays why aren't u kuks with your families?
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>>24528515
>You stated I'm on your level
I'm not black.
Sorry anon, but as far as I'm concerned, you whites are on the same level as niggers.
You even use the same tactics when you have no argument (ad hominem).
Typical for an amoral beast-like race.
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Dan Bilzerian is the ultimate NEET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lObgLdtXYpU
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>>24528537
>doesn't mention race
I guarantee my life is better and my race more accomplished than your own

By the way who utilized ad hominem, first?
>>24528292
>Right, you're literally on the same level as thug ghetto welfare trash and act like you're better.
Your reply to me pointing out nigs are more oversexed than whites objectively indicates you're just some angsty poor nigger.
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>>24527307
Dan, please stop making these threads. Your mental health team and I are becoming concerned.
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Ok /r9k/ a fairy appears and offers you all of Dan's wealth

However, if you chose to accept you become a manlet like Dan

Would you?
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>>24528583
Go away, Wang Chin. I hope the nips invade you again and start beheading your lead enriched rice paddy asses
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>>24527891
Jesus christ, what's the matter with you? How the fuck do you even know he is white?

>you're all disgusting anyway

actually women respond most positively to white guys, sorry tyrone.
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>>24528601
Depends, how short is he
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>>24528583
>I guarantee my life is better and my race more accomplished than your own
Nowadays?
What has any white born post-1980 accomplished?
Some shitty social networking or hook-up site?
Sorry anon, but the white man's reign is over, we have you beat by about 2 billion people, compete on a technological level, and aren't bothered by human rights violations.
Not to mention, most of our countries hate immigrants.
At least China has learned to properly utilize the nigger, all those natural resources could come in handy.
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there's no place like home
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>>24528485
Good point, Senpai

Though it reminds me of this

We live together, we act on, and react to, one another; but always and in all circumstances we are by ourselves. The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone. Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ecstasies into a single self-transcendence; in vain. By its very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitude. Sensations, feelings, insights, fancies -all these are private and, except through symbols and at second hand, incommunicable. We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselves. From family to nation, every human group is a society of island universes.
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>>24528613
>not being white
Why even live?
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>>24528637
>actually women respond most positively to white guys
Kek, another beta kek that measures his worth with female approval.
How you doin Dan?
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>>24528650
Well anon

let's just say that in majority of his photos with women he's sitting/laying down for a reason
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>>24528601
I'm already a manlet, and Dan is probably taller than I am, so I have nothing to loose.
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>>24528657
How tall are you anon?
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>>24528684
I thought he was like 5'10, looks much taller than 5'8 Marky Mark in that movie they did "together"
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Dan is a /pol/tard manlet NEET with tons of money?

video games
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>>24528650
He's 5'9

fuck the robot senpai
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>>24528684
I'd definitely consider it, because being short wouldn't bother me as I have no desire to appeal to anyone, I just want to be left alone and play video games, work out and watch movies. I could continue this indefinitely if I had his wealth.
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>>24528650
He's 5'7
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>>24528724
That's what he claims.

He's probably more like 5'6 or 5'7
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>>24527307

that's a sweet babe tho.
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>>24528742
There's no way he's that short. It isn't like 5'9 is something to get all worked up about.

t. turbomanlet
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>>24528742
>he downgrades celebrities two or three inches in height
Why?
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>>24528774
>there's no way he's that short

Probably what girls think when they see you
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>>24527307
femanon here, I know he probably fools his drunk whores but I can tell he's ugly underneath that beard
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>>24528815
>implying girls even see me
>implying I'm not invisible to everyone
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>>24528664
Indeed. I like to think of the world as a story. Each person, every animal, each insect and even something as trivial as speck of dirt has it's own story. And each story is connected to one another through existing - for lack of a better word. And all these stories make up the grand story of all events that happened in our universe and how we all had a place and took part in this story. No one was any more or less insignificant than another. We all played our part and that's all that matters.
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>>24528890
It's dull
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>>24528802
>Dan
>celebrity

All celebrities lie about their height. Even non celebs like Todd Howard claiming to be 6 feet when he's like 5'4. Even Arnold still claims 6'2, he's closer to 6'0. Liars should be called on their bullshit, especially lying about something as insignificant as a few inches. Why would you even need to lie about that?

Especially when there's millions of pictures of you obviously being shorter than everyone else, they still lie about it.
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>>24528936
You mean girls notice that I'm 5'4 even when I tell them I'm 6'3?
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>>24528418
Still more alpha than you
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>>24529010

i can see his eyeball through his sunglasses
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>>24527307
Is that Naya Rivera?
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>>24528680
I don't personally, I actually agree with you in that it is superficial to measure your worth with females. I was simply saying that objectively whites are not a "disgusting" race.
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>>24527383
if you don't think this guy is getting free ass as well then you're just a bitter nerd.

most rich players pay for hookers. deal with it moron.
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>>24529078
>ad hominems in a dan thread

Why am I not surprised Dan fellaters would be so dim
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>>24527765
>>shit tier jawline
uh what?

it's hilarious how mad and jelly you are. while you're crying he's out fucking hot bitches and experiencing everything life has to offer. have fun dying a virgin.
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>>24529078
>most rich players pay for hookers
Yeah but most of them pay these hoes for discretion and so that they don't have to stick around. Plus a paid hoe won't try to get herself pregnant or do some crazy rape shit a la Kobe.

This dude does the opposite, he pays hoes to HANG OUT and actually thinks its something worth advertising. Beta as fuck.
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>>24529010
why do people make fun of his jawline? it still looks more masculine than 90% of males
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>>24528854
>>24529172
literally called it lmao
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>>24529247
grasping at straws to "bring him down" it's like people who call Bieber ugly or gay
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>>24528499
I'd rather be a Bieber than a Dan or a Chad
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>>24529172

he looks good without the beard.

beard makes him ugly.
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>>24529121
>omg he called me out what what i am.
>"you're just a f-f-fanboy!"

>>24529204
>Beta as fuck.

bro you don't get to call others beta as fuck until you lose that vcard.
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>>24529172
seriously, how the fuck did the "he has no jawline" meme even start? he looks 10x as handsome without the beard. a traditional beauty for a man.
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>>24529172
He looks like someone's dad.
Kek
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>>24529172

i like this photo.

let's call it

"Air Force Dan."
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>>24529322
>you don't get to call others beta as fuck until you lose that vcard.
As i was saying, he's beta as fuck. How about refuting the point i made instead of assuming everyone is a virgin like you?
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>Mfw there are people on /r9k/ that legitimately idolize this guy
Whites, keked until the end of time.
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>>24527307
S H E K E L S
There fixed that for you
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>>24529322
I'm not the same guy you were talking to :^)

But hey, at least multiple people are in agreement that you're a dumbass, maybe there's something to our position?

>people defending a man because he has more sex than they do, with hotter women

/r9k/ is LITERALLY the kuckold capital of 4chan, apparently.
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>>24529368

>he can't distinguish between people recognizing dan as a member of the r9k community and giving him legitimate criticism

>he keeps saying "white people this" trying to bring race into a discussion that's about one person

>he thinks what he's saying is relevant at all in this thread
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I don't get it. he has a massive jaw, is not bald, is white, muscular, rich. So why does he have to pay prostitutes to take pictures with him? What's wrong with him?
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>>24529381
more like
>NEET rejects on r9gay shit talk a guy who's actually having a fun life

>>24529362
losing your vcard to your fat 1/10 exgirlfriend doesn't count. i'm sure a guy like you, who gets so bent out of shape over other guys having sex with hot women, is having quality lays. lol what a joke
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>>24529346
well your mom calls him Papi
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>>24528601
No. I'd rather be a shit tier person who is 6'4 than a 5'7" trustfundbabby instragram trash C list celebrity.
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>>24529529
he's a manlet
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>>24527307

the guy is ugly as fuck without a beard
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>>24529566
>i'd rather have a shit life and be 6'4" than be in the top 1% and live a happy, successful and carefree life

you faggots really take the height meme to an extreme level. you've got mental issues
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>>24529602
Nah, I'd rather not be a manlet.
Sorry m8, being a manlet is a fate worse than death.
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>Degenerate with money pays prostitutes

>"hurr durr so alpha!"

Trump is alpha, Bilzerian is a social media clown.
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>>24529581
That can't be the only problem. height is important, but his money and jawline should be enough to make up for it.
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>>24527307
>living vicariously
fuck off
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>>24528227
>Molly
How's highschool, faggot?
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>>24529638
Yeah I'm sure you fuck girls like in the OP pic on a daily basis just because you're in the top 10th percentile for height. ;) desu senpai

Besides, 6'4 is lanklet territory. Most women will be disgusted with you. 6'1 is the ideal, you are almost as bad a a manlet.
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at least Dan has a lot of time to shit post on r9k.
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>>24529602
>happy, successful
constant attention and having my "fame" be contingent on keeping up the facade of being "so alpha" by paying literal whores doesn't qualify as successful to me, nor would that lifestyle make me happy. That's subjective though, so it's not really worth arguing about.

The one valid point is
>carefree
which would be nice to have a shitload of money that I didn't actually earn for myself.
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>>24529638
like i said, you have mental issues. coupled with the rationalization skills of a woman
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>some kid blowing daddy's money on hookers
>alpha
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>>24529737
I honestly think it's people impersonating him to bait. It's hard to believe this shit to be genuine. He is quite pathetic, but pathetic enough to want to shitpost on r9k?
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K E K 'alpha'
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>>24529840
>those calves

type of nigga to skip leg day desu
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>>24529717
>>24529789
Manlets detected.
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>>24529840
those chicken legs though

>325,796

this idiot is what millenials look up to
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>>24529840
>200 lb deadlift
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>>24529880
i'm 6'0 but okay. you're the faggot crying about how important it is to be 6'4 and now you're calling others manlets? lmao

like i said, mental problems. fucking moron
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>>24529897

that's not bad. i would struggle with a 200lb deadlift.
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>>24529892
Yep.
I hate to sound so "le wrong generation XDDD" but I fucking hate people my age.
Everyone always seems so empty outside of places like libraries, community centers, and community colleges.
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>>24529530
So much projection lol
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>>24527434
lol underage
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>>24529905
Calm down there manlet prime.
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>>24529912
same but cmon he has steroid and shit
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>>24529942
says the guy who's likely shorter than me and has insecurities over tall men.

have fun getting keked your whole life, faggot
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how did this turn into a manlet thread

/fit/ pls go
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>>24529942
>>24530011
shut up or I will crush you both, 7'2 master race here.
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>>24527895
He got a point though.
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>>24529897
he's clearly doing curls. no one deadlifts with a double underhand grip
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Look at this goofy ape looking manlet.

No wonder he hides his face behind FAKE beard.
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>Needing to post pictures with whores to prove how alpha you are
Insecure=/=alpha
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>>24530043
fuck you im 8'11 fight me manlet fucker
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Banging loadsa woman is usually a good market of being alpha. But Instagram vanity is a really female trait and negates everything. If he just did his thing and genuinely enjoyed it then that would be cool, but this is like the equivalent of girls taking photos of their faces all day fishing for validation. Get off the internet Dan, do you own thing.
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>>24530225
S-sorry no reason for violence
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>>24529840
My wrists are probably thicker than his thighs.
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>>24530238
>Banging loadsa woman is usually a good market of being alpha.

Yes... if they are doing it for free and raising your children. He is just paying prostitutes, nothing alpha about that.
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>>24530298
you really think a guy that looks like: >>24530122
has to pay to get laid? it's not uncommon for rich people to spend money on hookers.
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>>24530488
absolutely, the massive amount of women he's surrounded by at all times shows that they're there for nothing else than his money. you might be retarded
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>>24530488
Do you think he looks good? He has the expression of a scared child and dumbo ears, also he's 5'9 so nothing special about his looks.

And... looks alone doesn't get you girls
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>>24530511
Expensive houses cars and vacations are fun. Doubt any one of them would be there if they didn't like hanging with the playboy.
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>>24530655
>guy that's better looking than 80% of men, and 99% of robots
>"he looks like a child with dumbo ears"

lol the amount of jealous faggotry in this thread
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>shaped beard

The male makeup.
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>>24527468
Not him, but yeah. It is. Fucking normie. Die.
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>>24530982
>thinks a rich dude who pays prostitutes gets pussy because of his looks

maybe compared to you he is a 10/10, you need to stop sucking his dick so much, there are a lot of good looking dudes out there who never get laid
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>>24530982
that guy is not better looking than the average man.

he looks like Goofy in the flesh and blood. like a sort of caveman dork. now add short size to that and zero charisma.

those women are there because they get paid.
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>>24529172
Why do people (not you) post that pic hoping to "prove" he's ugly? He has that goofy but manly thing going, he looks good. Beard is better tho.
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>Normies' lives are so empty that they argue about and idolize an internet famous trust fund playboy
My god, I thank god every day that I'm not as empty and shallow as normies.
Glorified monkeys in human skin, every one of them.
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>>24529702
The fuck are you talking about, shit-for-brains?
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