>the garbage men are refusing to take my piss jugs again
holy shit this thread is top kek
They don't have easy ways to deal with human urine like a water treatment plant.
Hint: dump them in the toilet and save money by reusing jugs. I am very piss conscious.
I'm so sorry anon
Next time leave a note
>>24527050
why would you want to get rid of them?? need more pix plz
>>24527050
Nigga you're fucking gross
>>24527114
>Piss conscious
This inspires me
OP you absolute madman. Next time they come by, hide around a corner and bumrush the truck, tossing the piss bottles in and running away before they can get a good look at you.
What about your poop jugs? Surely they take those away at least
>>24527050
I don't think they're legally allowed to that. They're risking their jobs for you OP... I'm not even made, that's some crazy NEET game.
Pour the piss all over the dumpsters
>>24527050
>It's 2015
>Not reciclyng urine
>>24527114
Why not just cut out the middle man and piss directly in the toilet finally?
>>24527223
>It was the fat kid with the hat and the neckbeard.
>>24527050
That's a biohazardous material.
You shouldn't dispose of it this way.
I looked for EXIF data, but there's nothing, and the picture is too shitty.
I hope you get fined and forced into a nuthouse.
>>24527050
this is a quality thread OP, well done
>>24527331
People usually piss in their room to avoid family or because they are doing something where they can't stand (Dota game).
I'm just giving him the better option because garbage men legally are not suppose to take urine. It's a "medical hazard" that you get trained for. If he wants to piss in jugs, it needs to get into the toilet somehow.
>>24527351
>I looked for EXIF data
What a newfag. EXIF is scraped when an image is uploaded on this site, mostly due to people posting "hello" with a google maps image of the geocode from the exif, freaked everyone the fuck out every thread.
Take your pseudo hacker bullshit back to >>>/g/
>>24527407
Just pick doom that gives you an ult cd window wherre you can just a click a lame or jungle and be good to pee
>>24527050
Unbelievable hahaha
>>24527331
>>It was the fat kid with the hat and the neckbeard.
OP you're a pure faggot kill yourself
>>24527422
>EXIF is scraped when an image is uploaded on this site
that wasn't always the case faggot.
>>24527505
You got wrecked son, just stop replying.
>>24527050 this can only be the work of one man
>>24527050
why can't you just put them in the trash?
>>24527572
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK
>>24527050
put them in the dumpster
Why don't you guys just put your piss bottles in black trash bags with the rest of your trash? They can't see it and won't open it up.
>>24527407
I think I'm entitled to have others take my piss jugs away. Do your jobs wageslaves, neet = superiority.
>>24527114
If someone is using pissjugs they obviously don't have a toilet, or else they'd be using that.
>>24527407
>can't hold bladder for a fucking 30 minute game
>can't hold bladder during a 30 minute game so regularly you have to develop a system to piss mid game
Wtf family.
>>24527572
>"Just the way of the road"
>>24527505
Did you even read beyond that point? He made that perfectly clear.
Just put the piss jug into the garbage bag so they don't notice it.
That's what I do with electronics you're not supposed to just throw away.
>>24527734
dota games are 3 hours now, not 30 mins. you're thinking of league
>>24527050
Why can't you just put the jugs in the garbage bags and trick them into taking them?
>>24527050
Piss jugs go in the recycling, anon.
>>24527730
That's not why people piss in jugs, anon. You know this.
>>24527050
why not just bury it in with the rest of the trash
>>24527730
People use pissjugs because of mental illness
they have perfectly functional toilets
>not wearing diapers
>>24527422
>geotagging
>ever
They deserved it for being retards.
>>24528775
>Still using Abena
>Not using the superior Dry 24/7
>Or that new space diaper that everybody thinks is fucking amazing
>>24527631
>putting them back in the plastic
>blind homeless guy comes around
Top kek
>not pissing in the sink
It's perfect height and you dont have to aim
>>24528852
they are like twice the price of abena
>>24527309
Are you not 100% italian?
>>24529016
I bet you don't even have a pacifier, you faggot.
You guys are all beyond my comprehension.
>>24529082
ree get out etc
>>24529082
velcome to 4cjan
>>24527050
>the garbage men are refusing to take my piss jugs again
>mfw OP has done this enough times that the garbage men in his town actively search his trash and remove the bottles before taking the rest of the garbage
>>24529196
Shit that makes the whole thing ten times funnier
>>24529196
The OP is fake. See >>24527497 and generally take a look at the thread before posting. Have a nice stay on 4chan.
>>24528973
>perfect height
Not if you're 5'8", familam. My dick is just short of being at the right height.
>not just pissing in a toilet
I will never get this meme
>>24528852
>Or that new space diaper that everybody thinks is fucking amazing
???
>>24529317
it's not a meme, if you don't get it youre a fucking normalfuck
>be playing vidya
>be watching movie
>be drunk
>or be tired
>or wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss
>any situation where you don't feel like getting up and going on a pilgrimage to the toilet
>all you have to do is uncap it, piss, and cap that shit up and toss it under the bed
>>24530072
why not just wear a diaper
you dont even have to open or do anything just piss when you feel like it
you dont even have to wake up
>>24527050
why don't you put them insinde plastic bags?
>Not pouring it out the window every time it gets filled
>>24530017
>>24528852
This. What "space diaper"?
>>24528775
How often do you wear them, anon?
>>24530017
https://www.abuniverse.com/ABU-Space_p_71.html
I think it is shit, though. Call me a pleb, but I prefer the Tena slip maxis. Sleek, discrete, yet very absorbent for their size. They also handle a huge mess quite well. If you wear a rubber cover there is very little chance of making something dirty.
>>24530518
>AB style diapers
>>24530518
They're cute, and their boyishness makes me really want to see a girl wearing them, but when I heard space diaper I thought you were talking material not design
>>24530506
everyday
>>24530518
just wear abenas they are the same price and twice as absorbent
>not pouring piss jugs in the toilet
>not pouring piss jugs on the grass
OP you suck at recycling.
>>24530574
>not pouring piss jugs in the toilet
No lie I've had some of mine sitting around for months and fear they day I need to empty them out because if you let them sit around for too long the smell gets worse and worse
Of course, at this point, I'm also trying to see how long I can get one to ferment to see just how bad the smell will be.
>>24530555
Do you have a photo of the inside of a wet diaper?
>>24530574
>killing the grass
I know this for a fact because i piss out my window and the grass is dead
I blamed the dog
>>24530443
this. just remember to wait until past ~1 AM if you have neighbors, bonus points if its raining.
>>24530630
Urine can be quite acidic, try drinking more water to feed your grass better urine.
>>24530727
its full of salt and salt kills the grass for years
>>24529252
It made me lul. That's what counts.
Throw it over the fence.
Just the way she goes boys, way she fuckin goes
>>24530756
Well I've been pissing on grass for years and the grass is in the best condition I've ever seen
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM l
>>24527730
So young. So naive.
>>24527050
Why not just use the toilet?
It's in every way more confortable.
It's actually illegal to dispose of bodily fluids in the trash. You need to call in special biohazard disposal teams to get rid of it.
>>24531288
I throw away my diapers with no problems
>>24527730
I know two guys who goto /v/ irl, I met on a whim. Because they wanted to buy a gun from me.
They didn't have a toilet. They pissed in jars. Had a disgusting house with the foundation falling. Didn't shower. Pokemon bedsheets. Anime posters and a doll. No air conditioning.
Computers VRRRRRRRRRRRing as hard as they can. And somehow having the ability to ignore it all, as I put on a facade that everything is okay.
As I looked upon his wall of 2 liters and minute maid bottles full to the brim with piss.
Both of them had power wolf shirts.
These are the people that post on 4chan.
Be warned.
One also liked MLP enough to have it on his car.
>>24527050
How does it feel to be literally more unhygienic than Indians?
DESIGNATED
PISSING
BOTTLES
>>24531386
I don't think selling a gun to someone from /v/ is a good idea
>>24531791
They already had their own legally bought guns.
We couldn't make a deal.
He offered me $1300 for the AR, when I had $1600 offers from two other people before. After that I got $1550 from a /k/ user.
>>24531288
piss is sterile and probably the cleanest bodily fluid
Requesting the obligatory wojak/pepe edit
>>24527050
This is why I come to r9k
>>24531839
Do you have a P08 for sale?
>>24527317
this desu senpai, dumpsters are after all only larger containers made for piss
>>24527050
fucking kek
you should take a bath with 'em
>>24531986
I do not, I almost exclusively deal with AR-15s and SR-25s. And even then I've only built and sold two of each.
>>24527877
Nice dubs and reference
>>24531240
Do you sit when you piss?
>>24527050
When I was a UPS driver, delivering in residential areas were the worst, no where to take a piss
With all the cameras people have we were warned all the time
I used to piss in zip-loc bags, then leave them in the gutter, usually near a school, move the truck, take my break, and watch as some kid would stomp on the bag, drenching a friend or their leg in piss.
Liquid filled balloon or bag is a fucking magnet, kids love to pick them up and throw them or stomp on them.
Couple of times I used a funnel to fill a balloon or condom, watch some kid toss them at some other kid was fucking great.
Funnel your piss into some balloons and leave them in a pile near a playground.
Good times, Great times.
>>24532118
no one ask you fucking faggot
>>24527223
I can just see it now.
>"RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!'
>'what was that?'
>fat autist burst out from behind corner
>starts waddle running
>fat jiggling wildy
>BO fills the air overpowering dumpsters
>suddenly trips
>falls onto piss jugs
>detroyed
>all that time and effort gone
>piss is everywhere
>completely soaked
>garbage men point and laugh
>they go home and tell their whole famiy
>>24527050
M8 just hide them in trash bags with other rubbish they'll never know
>>24528973
That's exactly what i do, anon. especially at night when i dont wanna wake anyone, just piss in the sink and lightly rinse any remains.
>tfw 6'0
just empty the piss jugs into the dumpster
