You can choose one and only one.
>>24525917
where is infinite money
>>24525940
I left it out because everyone would just choose that and spend it all on themselves.
>>24525917
I am already tall and fit. Just give me the handsome face and I will be ultra Chad.
>>24525917
Probably handsome face.
'tall' - average height is ok if you have a good face
'wiener' - you won't be able to use it without a handsome face anyway
'fit body' - matters less than face
>>24525917
green , i got the rest covered
>>24525917
>Handsome
I'm 5'10 and big dick and don't have to be fit if I'm good looking, handsome face pls
>>24526017
>I'm 5'10
Sounds like you need yellow.
>>24525917
face
>im not a manlet
>my wiener is slighty above average
>well... you can always workout
>>24525917
I guess I'll just pick fit because I'm tall and I'm satisfied with my face and dick.
>>24525986
>>24525987
>>24526017
>>24526033
If you guys were small dicked fat manlets, would you still opt for red?
>some people have all four
Why live
>>24525975
Which one is fix my male pattern baldness? does that fit under handsome face?
if so then I pick that one, if not then I pick height.
Blue button: I don't care about how much I please women, my dick size is irrelevant
Green Button: Come on you can get this on your own
Wiener. Happy with the rest.
:( Come on pee-pee. Just grow.
>>24525917
Does fit body come with good health?
I'll take it if it fixes my shitty body.
>>24526061
I would never pick fit because that is easy as fuck. If I was a manlet I would probably still pick face.
I'm already tall and without a good face it means nothing. My face isn't really bad though, it might be a bigger improvement to be fit, i think i'd pick green if it meant i'd keep the fit body without working out.
>>24526061
Yeah I would, girls treat good looking guys better no matter their flaws. Also I could always get a home gym or work out to lose weight
>>24525917
height isn't really that big of a deal in the real world.
fitness can be achieved through effort
weiners and faces though, you really can't get through life being an ugly guy with a small dick.
probably the most important thing on this list is face, it'll get you through the most circumstances. attractive people are trusted more and liked better; you can't talk to the police with your dick.
>>24525917
tall i guess? i don't care much for for attracting others, but there are plenty of advantages to being tall.
>>24525917
handsome face
with a handsome face, your dick won't matter, my dick is already 6" which is enough for me, tall height won't matter since I'm already king of manlets at 5'11
you can get a fit body any time
so handsome face is the best choice, as it's the only thing on the list that you can't seemingly change easily
You guys realize that with getting fit, your face changes shape, right?
I would pick the fit body if it would stay that way without my doing anything to maintain it. The reason I don't have it is because it's way too much goddamned work.
>>24526121
More disadvantages i think. The biggest advantage with height is increased attractiveness but other than that it's mostly impractical.
>>24526123
>it's the only thing on the list that you can't seemingly change easily
lol, please tell me how to easily get taller or have a bigger dick. it can't be done m8
>>24526116
>height isn't really that big of a deal in the real world.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>24526137
Also these people that think anyone can get fit are delusional.
I mean, if by fit you mean not obese, then sure, but if you want to look like Arnold then good luck even with roids.
>fit body
I can make this a reality just by exercising
>big wiener
Already 6"
>tall height
Height isn't as important as 4chan thinks
>handsome face
I have a 4/10 face. This button would help so much
>>24526154
wear taller shoes, get height surgery, get a penis pump
it's not as easy to change your face I think
You're all missing the point. You don't get to keep what you already have; you have to choose one of the four and assume you don't have any of the other three.
>>24526061
Yeah
Dick doesn't matter if your face looks like shit cuz you won't be using it then
fat can be lost, handsome face can't really be gained
Height can't be gained but being tall but having a shit face doesn't change anything while you might have a shot if you're a menlet with a good face.
>>24526182
OP here, that was my intention by I didn't know how to word it because autism.
>>24526147
Not when you're 5'3, i have trouble reaching into cabinets and i am unable to find clothes that fit properly. and when i mean tall, i mean like 5'10-6'.
>red
I could make myself psuedo good looking with /fa/ and a nice haircut/good hygiene
>blue
I never have the opportunity to use it as I am now
>green
I could just hit the gym to get that
>yellow
I can never change
Yellow it is.
>>24526156
>relying on the opinion of two vapid stacies for your entire worldview and basis for self-confidence
I'm 5'8" and literally everywhere I go people comment about how tall and handsome I am.
height is a meme, in the real world nobody pays attention to numbers, they only care about whether or not you're taller or shorter than they are.
>>24526156
Why would you even bother shopping the text in this, it was already humiliating smhtbhfam
>>24526156
Okay the irl standard for manlet is 5'8 and under. Anything else is an exaggeration by nerds on the web
Of course, people still have preferred heights for partners, but most won't mind unless you're noticeably short and even then they sometimes won't care
>>24526224
>I'm 5'8" and literally everywhere I go people comment about how tall and handsome I am.
Where do you people even get these delusions
>>24526216
Ok that height might be nice.
I'm 6'5" and it's bad.
>>24526250
but that's my actual lived experience
why do you think posting a frog is going to make me think otherwise? like do you think I'm going to say "OH wait he posted a hilarious frog, I guess I'm completely wrong and should feel bad about myself now"?
>>24525917
>red
very good choice
>tall height
I'm already 6'3
>big wiener
lol who gives a shit?
>fit body
can get this on my own waste of a button
I take red niggas
>>24526173
Arnold is the embodiment of hard work and perseverance, he worked out like 5+ days a week
>>24525917
>5 8'
>flat nose
>slanted/oddly shaped eyes
>skelly tier
that's a hard one desu senpai
>>24525917
I'd press all four at once to see what would happen
Buttons can suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick
already have:
>tall
>big weiner
so I'd want a fit body. I'm 6'2 but my shoulders are only 20 inches broad. i feel like such a fucking skeleton
>>24526224
>I'm 5'8" and literally everywhere I go people comment about how tall and handsome I am.
>I'm 5'8" and literally everywhere I go people comment about how tall and handsome I am.
>I'm 5'8" and literally everywhere I go people comment about how tall and handsome I am.
>I'm 5'8" and literally everywhere I go people comment about how tall and handsome I am.
>literally
>everywhere
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
HAHHHAHAH
>>24526314
I have already all four
Feels good man
>>24526288
I'm just saying that even with hard work and roids, 99% of men would never be able to achieve that.
>>24526339
I'd probably just press fit again for easy gainz
>tfw have all 4
>still 20 year old virgin
>>24526224
Hahahahhahahahaha Do 5'8 truly exist. might have trouble seeing them being 6'4 I thought short men where a meme.
>>24526343
Well not exactly that, because that's genetics and proportions. But if you follow in his footsteps you'll achieve something similar.
If you have wide hips, make your back wider to compensate
>>24526398
>Do 5'8 truly exist
Have you never left your house?
There are men who are 5'2" for christ's sake.
>>24526444
>There are men who are 5'2" for christ's sake.
These button threads always trigger my power fantasies.
>>24526458
Try going outside and meeting people.
>>24525917
Fit body. I already have a decent face, dick, and height, if only I could lose some fucking weight.
>>24526511
what's "outside"?
You can get fit through working out.
Height just needs to be average. If you're 5'10 you're fine. Most women have no perception of height, my friend says he's 6'0 to girls when he's 5'9 and they believe him.
Weiner also just needs to be average, most guys add an inch to what they tell girls.
Seriously, Handsome face is the best choice.
>>24526511
I tried, it's not working.
>>24526520
>>24526550
the first step might be to stop shitposting memes on /r9k/ all day
Tall height. Already got the handsome face but I look funny cause manlet. It takes a lot of effort to look good when you're 5'7''.
>>24526566
>hurr everything I don't like is either a "maymay" or "le shitposting" or both
I'td be nice if you left forever desu together with your epin buzzwords
>>24526193
it does matter for maintaining a relationship though, if you have a big fat dick/make her cum/fuck good, bitches will stay with you
>>24525917
Fit body. With it I can get bitches. I know that.
>>24526597
>hurr everything I don't like is either a "maymay" or "le shitposting" or both
yeah, that's pretty much true.
I have a very well-adjusted view of reality because I actually have a life. the fact that you're getting hyper-defensive about this demonstrates that you're a hopeless loser. not a good look senpai.
>>24526224
can confirm, im 5'6" and really short girls always tell me they are jealous of my height. feels good man :)
>>24525917
Red, of course.
Big dick = sex, and sex is overrated.
Tall height = nothing compared to a handsome face.
Fit body = same as above.
>>24526668
>manlet
>well-adjusted view of reality
heh
>>24526668
I cringe'd
stop posting
>>24526704
>>24526706
>I got BTFO so I'd better start samefagging
nice 1
Only correct answer is massive weiner
>be fatass of a decent height with an okay face
>have titanic dong
>do assloads of porn
>get rich
>lipo suction
>be perfect
>>24525917
Yellow obviously since I already have red and blue, and green can be achieved on my own
>>24525917
>fit body
already have the other 3
>>24525917
>already handsome
>already have a good dick
>wanna stay short for qt points
>wanna stay skinny and unbuff for qt points
fuck you OP I choose none
>>24526070
Kek'dSorry anon
Red is the only one that actually matters
>>24526732
>posts within 12 seconds of each other
this is downright embarrassing, where did this newfag come from? /b/?
already have blue and yellow, so I'll pick green
>>24526967
>he's STILL responding
>>24526851
>wanna stay short
sure thing manlet
>>24527004
>manlet
I'm a gay, anon.
I gain everything from being a qt shortyquicker to your dick, babe
>>24525917
I press the invisible button, which says social skills.
Seriously, I can get fit by myself, I don't have a micropenis, and I'm at least average, albeit not Chad looking. If I had social skills I'd be drowning in bitches, and mostly, friends.
>>24527000
>he's still trying to save face by having the last word
epin damage control :D
>>24526398
You may be 6ft 4, but that doesnt matter when you're a40% body fat neckbeard who lives with their parents
>>24525917
I'll be alright with a handsome face since all I wanna be is a qt bottomboy
>>24527065
This.
I've had gfs before but I always lose them because I'm a social retard and I don't know what to do other than say "hey, you doing anything this weekend?" and "cool, wanna go out? Give me your number"
And these poor stacies get all giddy until we go out on dates and I try to go to activities so I don't have to talk, like mini golf or bowling, and they ask me all these fucking questions and they realize how shit I am and I never get past that.
I have the face and body, but I'm an average height aka manlet with an average wiener.
I have a 7 inch dick so that's fine
6 foot 3 so that's fine
My face isn't great and I can get a good body by working out so face
>>24527169
I'd like to add that if I were eggman, I could definitely make it work.
He ha such an overpowering and cool personality, and is tall. He has an ugly mug but so do most brits, he could just play it off by being as charming as he is.
>>24525917
Do I have to give up the other three I have tho?
>>24527106
no u ;)
bloxxxxx
>>24525917
Can I get just get something to fix my pectus excavatum?
>tfw work out 4 times a week and have /fit/ body but too self concious b/c of p.e. to go shirtless at the beach.
>>24528628
Damn, that's some horror movie shit. I hope you aren't as bad as Google images.
>>24525917
Height desu, I already have a decent face, pretty fit body and a decent sized weiner. My only problem physique wise is that I'm 172cm tall.
Handsome face.
That seems to be the great override. You can be a skelly manlet, but if the face is nice women won't care.
My friend Ryan is basically an autistic retard but he has a Chad face so he gets female attention all fucking day.
>>24528765
No mine is way more mild then the stuff on google images.
Its more like pic related.
Its just its still noticeable tho. I've tried to get my parent to pay for the surgery to fix it since I was a teenager. They're pretty wealthy so they could absolutely afford it. The only thing is its obviously a pretty a major surgery since they're fixing your chest (I had no problem with any of this), so they never agreed to this.
>>24525917
>mfw i have all of these to a certain extentexcept dick maybe, big enough to hit gf in the cervix though
6'0
7 inch dick
>>24529024
Ah, I see. Yeah, yours isn't that bad. You can definitely see it though. Is it high risk, the surgery? I can see how being so close to your vital organs could leave room for some bad mishaps.
I'll take tall height.
I don't need a dick.
>have handsome face
>5'11" (not y'all but tall enough)
>6 inch penis (not big but bigger than average)
The only thing I'm lacking is a fit body.
Depends. Do we keep our current attributes in the other three categories or do the other three categories become complete opposite (like if you choose handsome face, you become short, fat and get a micropenis)?
>>24525917
Green I guess to be completely REEEEEEEEEEE honest
>Already 6'3
>Cock is merely average but having a different cock would freak me out.
>My face is ugly but a new one would fuck with government I.D's.
Fit body it is.
I'm 5'3. What do you think I'll choose?
>>24529132
I think I should be fine as long as the operation isn't being done in a 3rd world country. Part of the problem though is it takes months to recover from it. And then a couple years later I'll need to get the peice of metal that had been straitening my chest in that amount of time.
>>24525917
face, cuz that's the most important thing for normies
>>24525917
Obviously red
Nothing else matters worth a shit if you're not handsome
>>24525917
Well, I'm already tall and have a big cock, I'd rather have a pretty face than fit.
I push the red one.
fit body
if my uggo mug stopped being what it is then it would no longer represent me properly
don't care about wieners
and I like my height
>>24526389
>tfw i have only 2
>lost my virginity at 16
wew you are pathetic.
>>24525917
face, that's all you need to receive love and attention from women and everyone. Femanons, you probably don't know this but one of the best types of love out there is love from women.
>>24525917
>tfw I have 3/4 of these
>tfw 5'6
Oh well...
>>24525917
blue
I already have red and yellow and they yet am still a robot
At least I could be a robot with a big dick with blue
Where is white skin?
> tfw Indian
