ITT: best way to an hero
>no guns in my country
>arranging helium or whateverthefuck will take too long
>too much of a monumental bitch to jump
Wat do?
make your life better so you don't have to hiro dickass
inb4 jus b urself
>>24525818
No time for that shit, need to be gone by tomorrow tbqh
>>24525785
car exhaust
>>24525785
Opiate overdose.
No seriously, hear me out.
>Gather a fatal dose of opiates, such as prescription pills
>take them incrementally, e.g. 1 pill every minute
>After 20 mins you will begin to feel a warmth seeping from your gut and spine
>This warmth will turn into a steady feeling of pleasure which will continue to build for the next 20 minutes
>You will start to feel extremely nauseous so you will go lay down
>You will be in a state of complete contentedness and relaxation as you slip into unconsciousness
>Your respiration will stop as long as you took a big enough dose
there you go. Your pain free death. If you pussied out and didn't take enough then you will wake up with a newfound desire to become a dopefiend so at least you will have that to live for
>>24525884
Don't have a car fffam
>>24525916
Don't entirely trust this tbqh
>>24525916
Isn't overdosing the method with the highest failure rate?
Jump in front of a train, pretty popular where I live.
>>24525916
liver failure is very physically painful
>>24525785
get rope and heavy object, like a tire on a rim or barbell plate, go to deep water, tie rope around neck and to heavy thing, swim or jump into water , exhale and relax
If I was to jump after all, how would I best go about finding a suitable spot? Don't want to be too much of a burden and also I don't know this town worth shit. Do I just fucking google it?
>>24526035
Sounds far scarier than jumping
just hang yourelf dude. and if you want it quick and painless make sure to drop from a big height.
>>24526032
>24526032
That's why you try to find something without acetaminophen. Opiates naturally don't hurt your liver senpai.
>yeah they do
no they don't look it up
>>24526075
How much does it hurt? And how quickly do you go?
If I fail, will having googled the knot put me on some list?
>>24525988
But then you're the cunt who causes big delays.
>>24526100
well if you drop from the right height, it breaks your neck so its pretty instant.
and a noose is also a fishing knot so you wont be put on a list
>>24526075
>>24526075
Thats the one in million answer.
Follow this is the fastest way out of your pain anon friend
>>24526162
also heres the knot
>>24525785
Carbon monoxide
FUCKINGMUTEBULLSHITLIKEWHATTHEFUCK/R9K/
>>24526162
>>24526192
Any recommendations for a knot to use on the other end? Would be pretty disappointing if that one failed.
>>24526265
i dont really know anything about knots, but make sure its tied to something secure. you dont want that breaking either.
>>24525916
Very low success rate. Use this method to fall asleep on a train track or in a lake and you might actually die.
>>24525785
>too much of a monumental bitch to jump
Fuck off attention whore. Either you want to kill yourself or you don't.
>>24526056
You don't want to die then.
Go back to therapy.
Start the beta-uprise, get shot by cops!
>>24525785
>no guns in my country
There are guns available in all countries.
Where do ya live?
1. Get a double edged blade and sharpen it
2. Stab it into the side of your neck and then push the blade forward towards your adams apple
3.????
4. PROFIT!!!
run a bath
slit wrists
>>24525916
You're a fag
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
Read this OP
buy some thick strong rope
Tie it to a tree or lamp post
Tie it to your neck
Go inside your car
Full throttle
It's like a more effective hanging.
>>24525916
This method is a guaranteed failure.
You will go KO long before dead if you do as you as.
Or you could use those opiates and a life vest and go float in a cold lake.
Water means you won't get painful and shitty frostburn, opiates + (alcohol extra maybe) will make you feel warm painless, water also cools your body much faster than air does.
Life vest is so you don't drown, hypothermia gets very peaceful after the first stage.
>>24525785
Id suggest getting your life together senpai
