>I wish I could trade places with you, anon. You must love being at college now with all those cute girls to choose from
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT DAD JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY YOU BOOMER ASSHOLE
>>24525342
he already knows, you idiot
>>24525342
>implying that's not how it works
>She keep stretching and moving her chests out
She wants to fuck right?
>>24525949
NORMIES LEAVE NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!
>>24526719
>implying I'm a normie
>tfw 28yo
>married
>been a wageslave
>decide to return to Uni and finish my degree
>surrounded by all these qt 18-21 year olds
>can't touch 'em
>>24525342
Just talk anon if your not ugly you'll get pussy
>>24526782
>he actually believes this
top kek
>>24526753
>implying you even have a chance
You can't tell you're 10 years older, but they can.
>>24525342
>Your dad is a Chad, you just get mad
>>24526782
ayy I just need to be myself arite
>go to school thats about 60% female
>about half of those chicks are above an 8
>mfw they dont even look at me
>>24526857
>he's no naive, inexperienced, and socially inept that he thinks women aren't attracted to maturity and money!
KEK!
>>24525342
The only way to get laid in college is if you already had a gf or get drunk with a bitch and fuck her for a night. Other than that, no one gets laid in college.
>>24526900
Not if your a nerd no. Talking about anime or some other stuff will turn them way off
>>24526974
Nobody ever invited me to any partiesI'm graduating soon, no friends, no job lined up. just kill me
>Tons of females at my school
>Attempt to make eye contact/smile a lot
>none of them look at me
>Approach one grill as I'm leaving the gym alongside her
>She gives me a disgusted look and walks off.
>>24526961
>tfw my school is similar but they actually do look at me
>tfw too autistic to accept their advances
>>24526974
>no one gets laid in college
Tell that to the Chads and 95% of girls attending a university
>find group in uni
>older nerds, into warhammer and pen and paper
>relatively normal people in spite of nerdy hobbies
>even some doomfags and other good gaming tastes
>fit right in, become a welcome new member that everyone likes
>they all graduate
>new group members are younger
>into minecraft, league of legends, and larping
>complete fucking autists, even some MLP kids
>mfw im all alone finishing my grad degree
>>24527032
>Talking about anime or some other stuff will turn them way off
>tfw spend all my free time watching anime
The system was rigged against me from the start.
>>24527132
I always loved this gif. The coffee cup steaming and with the rain coming down outside, as spongebob sits in a diner thinking about life... Just seems so comfy
>>24527032
what if I'm physically a Chad, but have autistic interests?
>>24526974
People get laid non stop in college. Wtf are you talking about?
>>24527158
this
>some girl told me to stop playing video games and watching cartoons
>my hobby and the simpsons, king of the hill futurerama are my favorite shows to watch
>trying to change
>feel depressing man
>talk to 3 different girls.
>they say we should hamgout every time
>I agree.
>never see them again cause i dont leave my dorm room.
am i supposed to ask for their number, or try to remember their names and dorms?
>>24527328
anon i cant help you, you are too autistic
>>24527294
>some girl told me to stop playing video games and watching cartoons
what the fuck? why would anyone say something like this?
>>24527377
Girls only like it when you have normie hobbies.
>>24527328
are you me?
>girl asks what I'm doing this weekend
>tell her I'm just watching football alone like I do every weekend
>she says we can watch together if I want
>either dodge the question somehow, or agree but don't show up
>next week have the exact same conversation (class only meets once a week)
>>24527361
I suspected as much. at least i belong here.
>>24527445
that's not true. I just don't understand how someone would have the gall to request something like that, it makes me think the post was just b8
