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>Autosaging after 270 posts
Wew lads, wew
>>24523978
>he doesn't know about the Jantiturds throwing fits.
can i repost my feels from last thread please?
TildeAnon if you're here..
>>24523260
I dunno man
I mean, I've got a comfy career doing something i enjoy doing but that's all i've got
Obviously i've got a nice family around me but i've got no friends, don't do anything outside of work.
I'm just bored of it all.
And it may be obvious with you guys saying "just go out and do something" but i don't know what to do.
>>24523978
>>24524061
Is this the end of britfeel?
>tfw applying for a job I'm not qualified for in the slightest as part of a uni programme
>application must be reviewed and approved by module leader
What a fucking waste of time. Have to apply for a job at Oxford when I'm in second year with no experience in the field other than "I went to some lectures every now and again"
>>24524105
Yep, I'm here anon~
Good job on having a comfy career anon~ Have you tried making friends with your co-workers? Since you're in a similar environment you already have something in common. Maybe ask about after work drinks or something? Even if it's just menial small talk, baby steps will eventually cover a huge distance~
You could always take up something out of work as well, like a hobby that forces you to socialise~ That seems like a good way to make friends, at least to me~
Best of luck to you anon! Hope you feel better soon~
RIP in piece britfeel ;_;
Hopefully the faggot ass janitor will choke on a hotpot and die tonight
>>24524261
Relax senpai.
It happens all the time.
>>24524236
I'm friends with all the guys in the office, we all get along so well and there's rarely a boring day there.
No one lives locally though which is an issue for going out after work. they're also all married, kids etc so it's not ideal.
Who else drinking? I'm having some ale alone right now.
>>24524405
you alone at a pub
pretty pathetic lad
>>24524427
I like to pretend I am being social. It's the closest thing I can do to real socializing since I have no friends.
Just bought a new graphics card and power supply lads. I cant wait to get sweaty
>>24524405
4 cans of old speckled hen in the fridge
>>24524459
pretending by drinking by yourself at pub?
there are better options like taking an evening class, like learning to cook or something, least this way you would talk to people
>>24524568
I am here for work. My options are stay at the hotel or go out and do something. This is something even if it's sort of sad.
To the anon with hygiene problems from the last thread, who we affectionately started calling Stinker:
>>24523319
What shampoo, bodywash, soap etc. do you use in the shower?
How much bodyhair you have, your weight, your fitness will also contribute.
>>24524611
stay at the hotel and ave a wank lad
anyone want a fight?
seriously, I'll meet up with anyone wherever you live, I just want to feel something
I'll buy you a pint afterwards
Just tried a saveloy, bloody nice it was too.
>>24524405
I have 18 bottles of Coors to get through because some clown in a previous thread told me it was good.
Disappointed desu
>>24524344
That really doesn't sound like an easy situation anon~
Is there anyway you could meet people locally? That sounds like the best bet IMO~ If not, try inviting people from work to where you live to do something.
The marriage and kids thing is a little harder though. Is there really nobody at your work in the same situation as you?
>>24524809
>>24524405
reeeeee quit triggering my alcoholism
I was hoping to stick it out until the weekend
>>24524823
i'm trying online dating sites, i might get lucky and manage a date with someone.
i might get even luckier and get something out of it.
i'm not a really outgoing type of person, i suffered with social anxiety from about 16-19 and it's getting a bit better now. i feel much more confident about myself in social situations.
man it feels good to talk about this
>>24524872
You'll make me a very, very proud man if you drink anon, just have some tonight.
>>24524872
Don't give in anon, don't drink a tasty, cool, refreshing beer.
>>24524897
>i'm trying online dating sites, i might get lucky and manage a date with someone.
>trying
>>24524897
Good lad for trying your best~ Nice to hear your anxiety's getting better as well. Good job on improving that anon!
You really deserve to be happy anon~ You're really trying your best!
It's good to talk about feels anon! bottling things up is unhealthy~
>making a super cool cake
>good so far
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lads
>tfw britfeel dies without me
i swear to fucking christ...
'misogyny' must be the word of 2015
even though I haven't heard it being used correctly ONCE
>You're a dick
You're an asshole
>You're a bitch
You're a MISOGYNIST
>>24524405
are you actually at the brewdog?
in camden?
>>24524964
>smug anime lady
Disregard this post, the man is mentally handicaped
>>24525055
>disregarding animu posts
Go ahead anon, throw 50% of the site's content into the garbage can why don't you?
>>24525051
Nah, Manchester.
>>24524710
never had this, had to look up what it was.
never seen a fish and chip shop with it on display.
who /fatty/ here?
it's donner meat by the way
>>24525231
never??
go bloody get one lad/.
>>24525240
ill feel stupid if I ask for one and they don't do it.
>>24525253
order online
>>24525253
mate, it's a bloody chippy!
they all do it.
>tfw getting a job via nepotism
I feel dirty but money is money
>>24525231
They're extremely common m8, i was nervous but finally took the plunge and am so glad I did.
do you people really talk like this
>>24525336
like what matey?
lovin the vengaboys right now lads
boom boom boom boom
>>24525352
those 90s sluts from the we like to party video.
hhnng
>>24525352
up 'n' down
Normies had a raffle at work today lads. Gambling doesn't interest me but decide the odds are not too bad so i throw a quid in the pot and make my choice. Happens I'm not very popular in the office as I sit alone and keep to myself to myself..
Only turns out I fucking! Certain normies not happy at all! Fucking made my day if I say so ... 30 britbong prize to pay for my weekend vodka.
>>24525238
Don't you ever look at something like that and wonder what you're doing?
>>24525352
Seen them live m8, quality.
>>24525238
>>24525412
Is that whole thing one meal deal?
>>24525412
No, why would I senpai?
>>24525426
Yeah I saw the option in the meal deals and thought fuck it sounds good.
>>24525415
jellyaf
>>24525100
I'm not missing out on much if I do 2bh
nice repeating digits
I missed so many classes lads
I need the willpower to go tomorrow
>>24525427
Because it's clearly a meal deal for 2 people
>3 hours and 15 minutes until paper deadline
>Halfway done with no sources
Fooling myself into thinking I can rush it in that time and get an okay mark.
>>24525352
Glad you reminded me about them senpai
>>24525466
Why would this bother me in the slightest though? I like having stuff I can warm up later this evening, I'm just getting it for a cheaper by having a meal deal. I don't really care about if it may be intended for two people.
>>24525466
I occasionally do that and I'm not even fat, I just eat it for dinner and breakfast the next day. I don't usually eat that regularly.
>>24525523
>warmed up kebab meat and chips
>>24525541
Chips are an absolutely no warmed up, I'll be eating all the chips with the meat even though I enjoy warmed up kebab meat, the burger will be a snack later.
>>24525557
I often buy pizza deals designed for a few people and just eat them over the weekend.
>going through some old photos
>used to look relatively happy and healthy
>catch the reflection of my face in the monitor
>look ugly and miserable and feel the same
>>24525587
Same, I enjoy getting deals with multiple pizzas when I have that, it just means easy food for a few days.
survived first two days of wagekeking in 7 years lads. thank god it's only 2 days a week
>>24525457
I got an email from my uni asking why I haven't been attending for the past 3 weeks and that I need to ring the faculty.
Don't know what to say. Any ideas lads?
>>24525654
ring them and ask what colour panties they are wearing
>>24525587
What's the best way to store pizza for a weekend. What about meat pizzas? Are they safe to eat a day or two later?
>tfw my old dealer is selling quarters for 50bong
>thinking of getting an hour train each way to pick up half an ounce
>can't smoke inside and it's really cold outside now
>might be shit weed, but I haven't smoked for a while so I'll still get high
Make the call guys, do I waste my last day off picking up weed?
I'm nearly out of my overdraft but may regret spending my hard earned money
>>24525676
Bag it up and put in fridge, will last around 3 days, heat it up good when you microwave/oven it to eat it.
>>24525654
I haven't been since uni started. If I fail these exams in January I guess i'm going to have to drop out.
>>24525469
Look up topics you've mentioned, use the sources listed on wikipedia.
>>24525752
Are your uni contacting you about it? What do you tell them?
>>24525676
Keep it in the fridge and heat it up if it is going to be more than 12 hours
>>24525772
kek, that's what I do, sources right at the end of the assignment . fuck the system
>>24525711
yes, weed will help, also smoking outside will make you feel warm and then you can go back indoors and be warm
>>24525654
Tell them if they keep harassing you you'll be getting your solicitor involved.
Who here /Landan/?
>classes all day, 10 to 6
>no time for lunch
>overcrowded uni
>class moved to other UoL college 30min away
>45min commute
>caught in rush hour morning and evening
>it's too cold outside
>it's too hot in tube and inside classrooms
>sacrificed snack money to top up oyster card
>too much work to do this weekend, can't even relax
>tired, hungry and ill all week
>Personal tutor is arrogant
>why did I choose this
Should have gone to some provincial uni to avoid all this horror
>>24525773
They sent me an email and I ignored it. My parents are going to flay me alive if they ever found out.
>>24525844
should get someone to sign you in m8e. if your uni still uses paper registers like mine did
>get a job
>find myself remarking on it when I have a good drive to or from work with no delays
>sometimes get the feeling as if I've just woken up from a dream and am now standing in Tesco with a shopping trolley doing a weekly shop
Is this it? I finished uni and got a job and everything but... is this life, now? Until I die? Is this what everyone does?
I don't know how to describe it, I feel like when I was at uni I had a sense of purpose because I was working towards a qualification, but now what?
>>24525844
I'm so glad in sixth form I figured out how much
I can skip without ever getting any of that shit
and still scoring well on exams.
>But then this gets fucked up when I'm actually ill
>>24525844
I'm tempted to ignore mine too. I only got it this morning after three weeks of absence.
The thing is I'm still doing the work. I got an assignment mark back on monday. Got 66%. Surely they won't kick me out if I'm still submitting my assignments in?
>>24525886
Mine does too. But don't have no friends to do that for me, have nobody to ask.
>>24525935
You shouldn't ignore it. All unis have attendance requirements. mine is 70%. If you neglect to contact them back, they will fucking kick you out. simple.
>>24525886
They do, but I don't know anyone in my classes. I'm retaking the year.
Not sure what I'm going to do desu, thinking of going to the doctor desu, kind of been depressed for a while.
fuck me the apprentice has fallen off
they're fucking organising a birthday party for kids
>>24525977
I'm fucked then.
>>24526001
Same senpai. Just another reason to hate myself really.
>>24526031
I'm in my last year too.
>>24526045
just show up a few times
don't ruin your life by being a bell end
>>24526054
I could go to a few classes a week, but 70% of classes is too much for me.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
>apply to tesco via their stupid careers website
>for fucking minimum wage part time
>four times to different same jobs
>instant fail, even though the fucking questionnaire answers are right
FUCKING TESCO I JUST WANT A MINIMUM WAGE JOB REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24526206
Tesco isn't minimum wage mate
you'd be on about 7.50 an hour
>>24525977
Mine didn't I did end up failing but they never got back to me on not turning up or not doing any assignments
>>24526197
lazy bastard
>>24525911
Yeah, I have an ok job and it might become a career but I don't want to move out of my parents house because its basically accepting that I'm wageslave and would need to keep working just to afford things I don't want
>fuck up my undergrad
>barely attended any classes
>many of my essays handed in late, marks capped as a result
>barely survive my last year exams
>royally fuck up my dissertation,didn't even see my supervisor, so naturally got no feedback
>end up getting 2:2 for my BA
>all my prospects for postgrad crushed
>rejected by KCL,TCD and Warwick
>mfw accepted by UCL
Life is strange
>>24526206
Applied for tesco myself using the careers website last week.
My application is still pending and i've got the feeling I won't even get so much as an interview.
>got a temp job for 3 days this week
>first day today
>it's in a call centre, and I hate speaking on the phone
>only accepted because it's asking a simple question, and I don't have to try to sell anything
>still clearly not as good as the normies around me, who actually sound like call centre people despite also being temps who have never done it before
>had 4 hours of actual work today, and it dragged like hell
>very little change between each call, can't speak to anyone around me obviously, and no end goal to aim for, just a big pile of phone numbers to get through
>dreading the 2 whole days of this I'll have tomorrow and the day after
At least I'll be able to say I've tried it, in case anyone asks why I don't get a call centre job.
>>24525911
Sorry m8. This is it for the next 50 years. Other people have gfs and relationships as well, of course, which keeps them motivated and gives them things to look forward to and to aim for.
>go to interview for comfy steward job at Old Trafford
>everyone there is a literal mong
>one guy needs help filling out the personal details form
>people come an hour late, still accepted
>everyone's ugly
>mfw I realise I am one of these people
>>24526352
UCL is the best of those, but it's a SJW breeding ground.
>>24526427
>"We're looking for high-calibre candidates with a strong academic background"
>>24526501
Was there a weird paki pervert there?
>>24526501
>They'll hire the stupidest person out of the list because they're the least likely to quit and work somewhere better
That's the problem with the rungs of the ladder which have applications like that, places like McD's are similar.
Should I have a beer or a fap m8s? I can't decide.
>>24526544
Yeah, fat bloke
>>24526549
I don't think they rejected anyone.
Think of that next time you go to a game and see those stewards. They will hire anyone and there's no training.
>>24526538
Nigga just let me push trolleys.
>>24526565
Just have a beer m8
>>24526565
You have two hands m8
>>24524703
old pasta is old
>>24526565
You should fap before beer so you don't get that burning can't pee thing after you have fapped on beer
>>24526433
You can do a masters with a 2.2?
Also >didn't even see my supervisor
HOW?
So while I was waiting to get on the bus to work today there where two homeless smack fiends yelling about smack while everyone just trys to move away and get to work.
>>24526623
Was meant to quote this lad >>24526352
>>24526001
Pretty much. Think of it the same as having a job. If you don't turn up, you get shitcanned. Simple as that really.
>recruiter calls me about accounts assistant job
>pretty much exactly what I'm looking for
>all sounds great
>"They're looking to pay between 13k and 15k, depending on experience"
>shocked, don't know what to say, and slightly insulted by the idea of being paid minimum wage for work that isn't minimum wage level work
>tell her to put me forward for it, because it's not like I have any other options
I wish I'd told her to go fuck herself. Bet they didn't get anyone with that. And why would someone WITH EXPERIENCE accept 15k, when they could easily get 20k somewhere else?
Seriously though, it seems like the average wage for the jobs I'm looking for is going down. Last year it was like 20k, now 18k seems high.
>>24526646
apparently yeah. I guess they take into account where you studied before, as well as references. I picked two tutors I had in first year, which I least messed up, as my references.
there was a fuck-up with the assignment of my supervisor, which meant that it was too late to see him (he had to go on leave) by the time I was writing my dissertation
but yeah, it was a close call. i'm not repeating the same mistake twice, I've already started work on my MA dissertation
>>24526714
My boss gave me a pay rise to 17k and I'm supposed to be happy to have it, the average wage is 25k I am an above average employee at least. Its going to be a frosty 6 month review
>>24526714
The worst part is how you can get shit on by JSA for refusing a legitimate job offer.
They probably do get people take on the job, but just as an inbetween while finding something better. Some people have too many commitments to stay on JSA for too long.
If it makes you feel any better, that's still quite a lot more than I earn.
>>24526549
>tfw factory job
>2 other people asked to do further training for higher paid job
>get asked to do slightly higher paid job and ask to start training
>some guy left so we we're understaffed and I couldn't do the training anymore
>the other 2 left 1 week into the new jobs after 2 months of training
>mfw they should have just asked me to do it from the start because I'd love to be getting 8.50 an hour at a job a 30 min walk away that I could put on my CV for future employment opportunity, being a graduate I was easily more suitable than the girl who only studied a-levels
Qualifications are a lie, you're either born with success or not
>>24526820
but anon you can't turn down a girl for a promotion its actually rape
>>24526676
Guess I'll start going back slowly. One class tomorrow and then one on friday.
I don't have it in me to call though.
>>24526820
>>24526870
it's all about who you know, really. connections and shit.
>>24526623
>>24526646
Not him, but a lot of places want a 2:1 to consider a masters application.
As do 75% of graduate jobs, which means anyone with a 2:2 is fucked.
>>24526676
Except you're paying them for the privilege.
>>24526766
>the average wage is 25k
I saw this somewhere as well, what the fuck. Where are all these graduates earning like 35k to balance out all the other graduates on less than 20k? The highest anyone I know is on is 28k, and that's a fast-track grad scheme at KPMG.
What were you on before?
>>24526808
>If it makes you feel any better, that's still quite a lot more than I earn.
Jesus, what are you on? I didn't even hear back from that job in the end. Clearly I wasn't qualified enough to accept their scraps.
>>24526925
You should really call anon. It's obviously not going to be easy working up the courage, but it'll will probably be alot better in the long run.
>>24526980
I can't, I wouldn't know what to say.
>>24527023
Tell them you've been depressed. Cry discrimination if they try to throw you out.
I'm a NEET in the countryside without any transport. I ordered a shitload of booze to my door.
Wish me luck, lads.
>>24527044
I can't. Think I'll just email them instead even though they asked for a call.
>>24526970
>What were you on before?
16K
yes such a small increase is insulting after I cleaned out the entire department that had been filling itself with excrement for 20 years, despite not really having any experience in the field
There is probably just a handful on like 100k at daddys law firm that tip the balance up a bit
>>24526925
Good lad~
They might ask where you've been though~
Try saying a relative died and you were too upset to call the uni. Normies always pity people for things like that~
>>24527066
Godspeed, and drink plenty of water before
>>24526970
Around 11.1k. Had a funny conversation with one of the more senior members earlier about it.
>Account managers who do nearly no work take home 30k, 12k of which is bonuses they don't deserve
>Engineers who do a fuckton of work won't even get a request for 10 quid's worth of stickers approved
Come new year, I might look for a web dev position somewhere else, it's more fun than I remember it being.
>>24527078
>They might ask where you've been though~
As long as they are large classes the lecturer probably barely noticed he wasn't there
>>24527129
I'm used to small classes since all of mine are less than 15 people~
Probably should have put a bit more thought into it tbqh
>>24527069
Thats what I did last year, ended up having to go in for a really awkward talk with my tutor. Basically I just ended up implying that there was some emotional bullshit that made me stop going.
Honestly I almost broke down crying, it was not a pretty sight.
>>24527088
>Drink plenty of water before
Why before? Shouldn't that be before sleeping?
>>24527118
>get short-term contract job
>pays 100 quid a day (26k a year, if I worked that long), not sure they really realise how much that is compared to the other jobs I apply for
>find out that my supervisor isn't even earning enough to start paying her student loan back
>>24527129
They are not. One class only has like 10 people.
>>24527118
Isn't that less than minimum wage? Shit, they really expect us to be happy with literally whatever they give us, don't they. As if earning any money for work was a special privilege.
I want to introduce this girl to my parents but I know she'll come over to my house dressed as a japanese school girl and my parents will roast her hard
>>24526970
>Not him, but a lot of places want a 2:1 to consider a masters application
True, but there are ways to circumvent those restrictions:
1. Apply during the end cycle of applications, when less popular courses struggle to fill their application quota
2. Look out for more obscure courses that are related to your area of interest; there's often a surprising amount (esp. in humanities) since a lot of unis are expanding their inter-collegiate and inter-departmental courses for more applications
3. Vocational courses. Anything that represent less of an intellectual challenge, i.e. library studies, translation studies, publishing, etc,..
Obviously, there's no point doing a Masters in something you're not interested in. But to anyone else, go for it. You'd be surprised.
>>24524984
what do you think mates
pls respond
>>24527278
For me it would be a 10k gamble on me working harder than I did in undergrad.
Accounting/finance would be a pretty popular course, right? I feel like it would
>>24527300
Shit.
original comment desu
>>24527174
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34072712
Drinking water before bed doesn't really help, apparently.
Drinking water before alcohol does.
>>24527308
Aren't there specialist accountancy courses? you should do them and not a masters get whatever the industry certifications are
>>24527300
that's really cool actually
>>24527300
Looks alright senpai. You sharing it with anyone or going to enjoy enjoy it on your own?
You deserve to enjoy the fruits of your labour desu.
>>24527308
Yeah, accounting/finance are over-suscribed.
Yeah till next year, when postgrad loans come into play
>>24527300
Looks quite nice tbqh~
>>24527334
It does help me but I often don't, because I'll wake up after 5 hours with a dry mouth and feel better than I ever do after waking up, slightly not being able to remember things and a minor brain numbness is goat
>>24527338
>>24527326
ty
>>24527339
for my brothers birthday he likes reeses peices the cake is a peanut butter cake i made dont think ill like it desu too sweet
>>24527218
What part of the country you in? I earn 27k and struggle on that
>>24524405
Got a new job with Bath Ales today, got to sample their festivity porter ale which I don't think is on sale yet. Pretty interesting flavour, would recommend you try it if you're in the region this season.
>>24527335
Not entirely sure I actually want to get into accounting as a career, so the specific qualifications might be too narrowly focused to benefit me if I didn't stay in that area. Whereas a Masters in it would probably look great at any business.
I haven't thought that much about doing one, but it's been a vague idea for a while.
>>24527384
>Yeah till next year, when postgrad loans come into play
I hadn't considered this, it's a good idea.
>>24527439
Bristol. Lucked out with where I live, I pay 400 a month and bills are included. Good thing I saved most of my wage, it's paid for my 3 months of NEETdom since the contract ended.
Where do you live? London? The South-east?
>>24527486
>Bath Ales shilling on /britfeel/
black people lads desu
>>24527517
I live in a shit heap in the north and rent is for some reason quite expensive, 400 a month would only get a you a room here never mind bills
>>24527517
Yeah, outskirts of london and travel in. Mortgage isn't too expensive but 3500 travelcard to london and everything else is so expensive here
>>24527393
ty lad ~~~~~~~~~
>>24525844
When you get kicked out they will know. What you gonna tell them then?
>>24527517
>400 a month
Fucking hell, I'm living in a crummy flat at 850 a month, I want to die now
Will the UK still exist in 100 years?
>>24527883
only if we leave the EU
>>24527883
only if we stay in the EU
>>24527883
It'll be a muslim country unless we leave the EU. But we won't.
>>24527883
Only as part of the Grand Eurasian Caliphate
>>24527883
we will be overrun by mudslimes
>>24527883
Nope. It will be called Syria 2.0
gonna go buy a pack of cigs
>>24527963
>muslims already here outbreeding us
>leaving the EU means opening our borders to more muslim countries
EU has nothing to do with it i'm afraid. In fact, those white christian Poles will likely be replaced with browns.
>>24527977
hope the uk's still here when you come back guy
>>24527883
Doubt it, muslims will be the majority and will turn it into a muslim state.
>>24527977
What you smoking tonight lad
>>24528017
It's already gone mate.
The glory days of Britannia are long gone, it's just a husk of what it used to be, waiting to be finally put out of its misery.
>>24527883
The best we can hope for is the great war to come soon
Any Mancunians around? I am an Americans who has to spend a lot of time in Manchester and would love to find a sketchy/dodgy pub that reminds me of home. What are some of the shittiest pubs near here?
Fuck off /pol/
Wonder why this comment isn't considered original
>>24528220
Hello abdul!
How go's the pray time today?
>>24527963
>>24528011
Guess we'll just have to breed more white babies to compete with the Muslims, fortunately it won't be a problem finding a faithful wife to raise those children, thanks to feminism.
>>24525841
honestly if it were me id just run away. How do you manage all that lad
The niqab should be banned.
>>24528254
Can't you just donate to an sperm bank? It'd be more succesful at spreading your geners than you, seeing that you're in /r9k/.
Just ordered a cheeky kebab and garlic sauce, tastes good!
>>24527487
I work at a big 4, imo don't do an accountantcy and finance degree
They accept any degree. While it will give a slight advantage, a random degree but better extracurricular stuff/having an actual personality will get you much further
>>24528144
A dodgy pub in Manchester will get you killed.
>>24528011
Too late to stop it anyway, we let too many in and they just breed too fast. Shortsighted actions from the last 30 years of government.
Was working with a classroom of kids the other day, 2/30 were white.
>>24528301
You can't do it anonymously any more so when the child turns 18 they can track you down.
>>24528234
What a fucking loser lmao
>>24528333
I got a 2:2, doubt they'd be accepting me anyway. I'm also incredibly boring, so don't have that extra-curricular stuff either.
>tfw was too busy with depression
>>24528386
Yeah that's true. It's all over desu. This place will be a caliphate one day. There will be another dark age before Islam grows up and becomes decent like Christianity did.
>Actually like my job
>I'm in a pretty secluded part of my company, it's literally me, another person, a third person if he needs to use a spare computer and a dog.
>Setting up Christmas dinner stuff
>Rather than have a Christmas party this year, they're gonna go out
>First Christmas with them
>Worried because this means I have to probably talk to the staff rather than walk by and say hi or hand them shit when they ask
>I'll probably have to cling onto the only person I really know there and that'll make me seem creepy maybe.
>Plus I hate Christmas dinner, sprouts, ew. I dont wanna be the only one sitting there picking at the dinner. I'm a pretty picky eater, none of them know this yet.
>Someone suggests just going to the pubs for drinks.
>I go all for that.
>I'll just wait for everyone to get drunk, then they wont remember any embarrassing shit.
>I go ahead and make a Wetherspoons suggestion, since they have a Christmas menu on, that way people who wanna just drink can, and those who wanna eat can
>Everyone seems all for it
>I go home
>Come back the next day
>Everyone decided to go for a meal since it's cheaper then follow for drinks after if they want
>They chose a cheaper place
>They went for all you can eat so people can choose what they want.
Eh, I'll take it, means I can choose what I want and no Christmas dinner. I just hope people don't point out how little I'm eating. Still, being with all these people I don't know as well. I know I can say no, but I'd probably be the only one.
>>24528254
>whites get lower birth rates due to feminism
>muslims have no problem with this as no feminism is allowed for their women
Feminism is just going to speed it all up for the global caliphate. Thank you SJW.
>>24528407
What do you do now then? Worried I might end up with a 2.2 aswell.
>>24528459
And when women start being genuinely oppressed by the muslims they will blame white men for the problems all over again
>>24528407
Ok fair enough, it's basically over if you have a 2:2 (is my understanding anyway)
>>24528487
put in the effort and get a 2:1. Why bother paying your 27 grand
bought a pack of cigs
watching I'm a celeb, biting the normie bullet...
soon I'll be tweeting about something one of them did, with copious amounts of 'omg' and emoticons.
And I'll finally learn what a hashtag is
>>24528338
I doubt it. So far Manchester has been far tamer than back home. I bet it has like 1/10 the murder rate.
how do I make friends, I'd like to be friends with someone a lot more interesting than me and a lot more talkative
I'm so lonely and I've turned so bitter
>>24528459
It's not a feminism thing mate, most whites have kids when they're ready and can support them, plus most whites are not in council housing so they're crippled by rent/mortgages so have kids much later and less kids.
Muslims are all in council housing or use family money to buy up piles of property. Then just get a wife handed to them when they come of age then start having kids right away without considering consequences and just letting the government pick up the slack
>>24528649
Are you from St. Louis or something? Killadelphia? Bodymore?
>>24528487
Since graduating last year, I have:
>Stuffed envelopes for minimum wage (Sept - May)
>Done some pensions admin work, fixed term contract - I was the only applicant to turn up to the interview (June - August)
>Been a NEET, while actively looking for work (Sept - now)
Seriously, don't get a 2:2. A lot of people won't acknowledge it where you are now, but if you look at any decent graduate jobs online you'll see that they all need 2:1s. Getting this grade has has been literally the biggest regret of my life.
>>24528649
Where are you from? Detroit? Chicago? Milwaukee?
>>24528682
Actually it may turn out it's about education, when a population gets educated, the birth rate drops. I guess civilisation will eventually just implode, may as well watch as much anime as we can until that happens.
>>24528772
Yeah that's what I was getting at really, whites are mostly educated and too sensible to shit out kids left right and centre. Muslims still have arranged marriage and uneducated women who are happy to have 4 kids by 25
>>24528761
>>24528683
Grew up just outside of Detroit in a place called Deerborn. Now I live in Albuquerque though. I'd imagine either is worse than anywhere in the UK.
Really don't want to go back to CBT monday
>>24528949
>either is worse than anywhere in the UK.
The immigrant areas of most cities are pretty dangerous
>>24528963
iktfb
>tfw you really can't take any more and have reached your limit then mistress gives you one more hard kick
>>24528995
Said the guy who is afraid of his own shadow
>>24528963
Five days should be enough time for them to recover, though
>>24529031
Muslims stalking you are not a shadow mohammod
>>24528649
Guess some American places would be worse. Manchester still has a shitty horrible reputation though.
>>24529031
But isn't your shadow the best place for a dark-skinned person to hide?
Don't trust those shadows. Never know when ISIS could be hiding in them.
>>24529074
How the fuck would you know?
You never leave your house you deluded misfit
>>24529124
Nice assumptions, there is no need to be so salty if you do live in a ghetto you must know they have a lot of assaults and the police won't do anything because you can't insult their culture or something
reminder to fuck off pakis
goodbye moon men
>>24529167
Just laughing at you right now mate, you are the definition of pathetic
>>24529112
>>24529074
Wouldn't a pub be a great place to stay away from Muslims? It's not like they can drink.
>>24529173
They really are the worst desu
>>24529225
Wouldn't really know, my area is something like 97.5% white british.
If you were worried, you could just carry around emergency self-defense bacon, I guess.
>>24524472
bought a new graphics card a week ago but it still hasn't shipped.
I just finally want to play Witcher 3 on decent graphics and 60fps :(
Sleep well my wonderful white friends, I hope your dreams are pleasant and pure. Everyone else, pls go.
>>24529225
Depends if its in a rough area with them, going on your own and being identified as a tourist/outsider is a good way to get robbed.
Look for pubs/bars not clubs that have bouncers that look big no doubt you'll find tables melting from the years of puke/beer spilled on them and toilets overflowing in piss with no doors on the stalls
>>24524472
>Tfw debating on if I should get a new laptop or not.
>tfw you went to the same uni as poleboo
>tfw there is a small but real chance you met poleaboo
>>24529455
I'd be more concerned about the very real possibility that poleaboo has a video of you shitting.
>>24529349
right on brother, fight the good fight
>>24529112
>But isn't your shadow the best place for a dark-skinned person to hide?
Konata bringing the facts, stay safe anons.
>>24529479
Is he the same one who pissed in peoples milk, I may know someone who has drank poleboos piss
>>24529504
>tfw your only personal contact talks to you less and less
>>24528750
Damn man, that sounds rough.
>>24529541
That's him, yes.
>>24529541
Yeah that's him. The same guy that peered over the changing rooms at the swimming pool so he could spy on 6 year olds getting dressed.
>"Tunnel Snakes rule!"
http://www.tunnelsnakes.com
>>24529629
Also would walk past a nursery while going to uni even though it was longer to take that route.
>>24529649
dad?
how did you figure out how to open firefox?
>>24529649
were the fuck did they get the jackets from?
or was that the experiment of vault 101, a dozen leather jackets and a ton of pomade and see how long a greaser gang takes to be formed
>>24529665
It isn't that much of the way I think the nursery was on the way up the hill
>>24529695
101's experiment was a totalitarian overseer.
Interesting question though, There were no scavenging parties, the vault door had apparently never been opened since the bombs fell.
Amazing how they aren't all inbred. They must have started with hundreds of dwellers.
>>24529695
Bethesda story telling everyone...
>>24529740
>There were no scavenging parties, the vault door had apparently never been opened since the bombs fell.There were scouts there are reports on the overseers computer
>>24529728
He said it gave him an 'exciting rush' when he walked past even though it was quicker to not go past it.
should i get this guys?
>You'll never have a gf who enjoys listening to your in depth analysis of the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire.
Why live to be honest lads.
>>24529800
>You'll never have a gf
>>24529800
>caring about some second rate islamist shit heap
I don't blame them, senpai
>>24528750
Don't feel too bad, I graduated just over a year ago with a 2:1 BSc from Manchester and haven't managed to get a single job. I've become a disillusioned, fat, alcoholic cunt and alienated most of my friends. Obviously I won't commit suicide because I'm rational, but everything is fucked.
