>"Hey anon, why don't you take your shirt off?"
Fuck you cunts, I'll wear whatever I want.
>I sunburn easily. Melanoma isn't something I joke about. But forget about that, who wants another shot?
And that is how you defuse the situation, retards.
>because i'm not a massive slag like you
>>24522627
Yeah, defuse the situation by bringing up cancer. That'll get you laid.
>>24522684
>Implying
You just got this bitch a shot, you think she cares about anything else?
>>24522599
Severe pectus excavatum. Stopped taking my shirt off when I got tired of girls making fun of my "cereal bowl".
PALE SKIN
BACNE
BIG GIANT PURPLE BACNE
>>24522599
>It's called self-control. I'm really not trying to take all of you home with me.
>>24522816
How severe?
Because I'm a skinnyfat faggot with bitch tits.
Not ruining everyones day by taking your shirt off and jogging at the beach. Why even go.
>>24522624
Classic "I am never getting puss" response
Ask one of them to help you take it off.
>>24522885
Severe enough that when I tried to join the military they basically rejected me as soon as I took my shirt off. Also, correcting it would require major, dangerous surgery.
>>24522932
Who would want these semen pumped whores anyway?
>>24522932
classic warlock response to be earnest.
said with the proud defiance of someone who doesn't put pussy on a pedestal.
>>24522816
I know that feel: Pectus carinatum here.
>>24522599
Because I have mantits and I'm ashamed and self-conscious. You happy? Now fuck off, it's not like you were going to fuck me anyways.
>>24523014
I got it myself which is why I was asking. Working out helped quite a lot but I was never very insecure about it before.
I'm not wearing a shirt.
>>24522599
I've got tiny nips so I'm sell conscious.
>>24522599
I have my shirt off whenever i can get away with it. I'm not even fit, it's just comfortable to me to go shirtless.
Yeah laugh it up you stupid fucking whores
>>24522599
What do girls think about acne back? Would they put a sunscreen on me?
