>Thanks for driving me to Chad's house anon. You're such a great friend.
>>24522529
>No problem. Can I stay and watch?
t. your average robot
Can I lick sperm from dripping pussy when chad bust nut then take care of kids?
One time I was the Chad in this story.
I felt really bad for the guy who drove her to my place. Week later I dumped her because of that.
>>24522529
im sure this has literally been said before
>>24523341
chill story brah
>>24522553
>t. your average robot
no they'd say
>t-thanks, y-you toothe "you too" joke dont really works here since it's a valid answer
>>24522529
airbrushed and photoshoped af
At that point why even post the picture
>>24523341
I doubt this story is true for whatever reason but if it is true, good on you
>>24522529
I know a guy who did this
>>24523450
>praising a normie
>>24523461
>a guy
>implying
theres no shame anon. You've learned from your mistakes.
>>24523434
You are absolutely fucking retarded
>>24523497
>praising
lol
This really did happen to me once. We were mutually platonic friends though.
>>24523590
>mutually platonic
>>24523682
Nothing wrong about it, m8. Sometimes it's good to get advice and perspective from a roastie.
>Implying I can drive
>>24523805
who are you trying to convince anon.
>>24522529
thats why you dont give a ride overtime you get asked to
>hi anon, we haven't seen each other in a while you look nice today, btw can you give me a ride to the mall?
>y-yeah what time?, I'm glad to see you too
>idk like in 2 hours maybe?, chad wants me to be there early tho
>oh i see, well I'm busy today i just got a call from x person i forgot about it, well nice to see you stacy, see you around
>ok :) [fucks your best friend internally]
you do something like that every time she mentions chad, its like a dog training, if she gets distant it means you never got a chance, in the other hand if she likes you, you are going to look alpha in her eyes
>>24523805
>taking advice from women
full fucking retard
>>24523846
if shes asking you to drive her to meet chad, there was never a chance to begin with. Maintaining contact with her after that just makes you a beta.
>>24523857
Yeah, we don't talk much anymore, she's too much of a stacy
>>24523884
>implying you want something serious with her
you let her know you want her if she bites then you fuck her, chads get cheated on too m8
>>24523432
>thanks for driving me to Chad's house
>you too
>valid answer
>>24523341
> Week later I dumped her because of that.
you were never Chad
A girl asked me to drive a guy over to her house
She gave me 6 dollars for it, stupid fucking bitch, I only used 2 gallons of gas, ergo $3.60
No problem, thanks for letting me use your dad's car for the rest of the weekend.
>Anon, what do you think of the underwear I bought for my date with Chad tonight? You like it? Oh anon, what would I do without you? You're like the big sister I never had.
>>24524129
Wow thanks Jaye Rose. And thanks for coming over on such short notice for a quick fuck. You're worth the price.
"No problem. See ya"
>>24524129
>the bra is ugly, but your tits are nice so its fine, other thing i think you are getting a little chubby but dont worry every person has bad days, i think you can do better next time, good luck :)
in the net days she will want to make your cock hard just to prove you wrong, its your duty as a man to play with her insecurities and take advantage of them while she thinks she's playing you
>>24524218
she keeps you around because you're the beta that feeds her ego. The moment you stop is the moment she drops you.
she will just think you're a creep for shit talking her if you're not chad.
>>24522529
Am I the only one that gets angry when they see people with bright eyes?
I hate my poop eyes so much that it transitioned into hatred of people with lighter eyes because I feel like they have a sense of superiority over me. I unironically call them "white" (no, i'm not a kebab or nigger)
I think I should blame /pol/ for this
>>24524129
Hold on, let me grab my harpoons...
>my friend's oneitis has literally had him drive to Chad's house
>he literally crashed his car into a tree as an excuse to go home
>I'm not even joking
if brown eyes are your only flaw, then I envy you.
I'm a walking example of junk DNA. Skin problems. Bones problems. Bad eye sight, hearing, smelling, taste. Pretty sure I have cancer, no health insurance, and I'm only 26.
Boy, I wish brown eyes were my only problem.
>>24524260
>The moment you stop is the moment she drops you.
why would you stay feeding her ego?, let her go and stop eating time, quit pretending to know your shit
>>24524362
i swear to god this extension is trolling me
>>24524266
>>24524336
get a load of the low test beta bitch boy
>>24522529
Worked for Nixon
>>24524052
> You're such a great friend.
>you too
learn2rid
>>24523523
youuu tooooo
fa m
>>24522529
No problem, I'll be right there by the windo to catch the condom in my mouth when you guys are done. Just throw it out, don't even need to go out of the bed. Have fun and be safe :)
>>24525599
alright, explain to me how you get off to the idea of sucking on a used condom.
Seriously, explain it to me.
