Is there anything more pathetic and beta than "facesitting"?
It's a sexual practice where a guy wants a girl to sit on his face. Let me tell you if you ever desired such a thing you're pretty much a c.uckold and might as well consider locking your dick in chastity and giving her the key while she fucks Jamal and Tyrone on the side. People sit on chairs with their asses. If you allow a woman to sit on your face you're basically saying you're as low a furniture. It's submissive, pathetic, beta and disgusting. Only creeps and losers would desire such a thing.
A true alpha male takes his woman by the throat, throws her on the bed and fucks her until her wet slut cunt starts bleeding. This is the only way to make a woman respect you. If you tell "Uh w-would you p-please sit on my face I like the taste of your fishy piss hole and anus" she'll think of you as a weirdo and will most likely cheat on you or break up with you. It doesn't even feel good to have a nose breathing against you down there, she'll feel your beard and hair tingling against her asscrack. It's uncomfortable and ridiculous, there is no serious purpose to it other than to please the beta male fantasies of weirdos.
>>24521940
>Is there anything more pathetic and beta than "facesitting"?
Pegging.
Wait, no. A peggot that insists he's straight.
>>24521940
who is that trouser arouser?
original desu
>>24521940
>If you allow a woman to sit on your face you're basically saying you're as low a furniture
>a furniture
Lesbians do it a lot.
You've obviously never had it done to you, they don't literally SIT on our face retard, then just kneel over your chest so you can tounge their clit.
I don't care. I still want a girl to somf.
>>24521940
>I have never had sex the post
>>24522261
>>24522287
>>24522353
No reason to get all defensive you sissy c.uckolds.
>>24521940
>tfw a cute girl will never EVER use you as her chair
it's just a position to eat a girl out. you don't want to eat pussy? fag
>>24522073
This who is that
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>>24521940
I can partially agree with this, especially with regard to guys "tossing a girl's salad", but eating out a girl is just foreplay in the same way that her sucking your dick is foreplay.
Pic Semi-Related: Russian Alpha Males
>>24522353
You can be dominant and eat pussy you absolute retard. Sexual preference dominant or submissive has nothing to do with being a "chad". Some of the most high powered men in the world are submissive sexually. This post is really sad because I don't think you're shit posting.
>>24522739
>he thinks there are submissive chads
>>24522520
Haha eww, look at this wrinkle mouthed panty urchin
>>24521940
>furniture
>>24521940
PHHHHHHHHAAERRRRRAOOOUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24521940
>he doesn't like facesitting
>>24521940
Problem is after the throwing around I get lazy and just ask her to bring the pussy to my face.
>>24521940
>A true alpha male takes his woman by the throat, throws her on the bed and fucks her until her wet slut cunt starts bleeding
I know you're essentially right, but why is this? I get that it shows a girl your dominance (not that there aren't other ways), but what compels a chad to do this? Why does he have to inflict pain on her like a savage animal? I can get dominantly having your way with a girl, but why do girls expect all this choking and hair pulling shit? And it's not just some, it's pretty much EVERY girl. It's literally like they want to feel like they're being raped. I don't get it entirely.
>>24522954
Thanks you for posting this you lowly furniture anon.
>>24525973
I've only encountered extremely self loathing and self harming girls into that stuff. usually it's because at some point pain and pleasure got mixed up.
I'm alright with most of it bar blood letting, face hitting, hair pulling.
Have asphyxiated someone in water while screwing them from behind though.
My girlfriend pegs me and sits on my face.
Who fucking cares what people do in the privacy of their bedroom?
>ITT: virgins thinking they know what sexual acts are alpha or beta
>>24524437
The fuck is that from?
>>24521940
> Is there anything more pathetic and beta than "facesitting"?
Yes, being you.
I don't know, I have a preference for fat bitches but don't want them to sit on my face. I think I'm just afraid of dating more attractive women because I think they'll leave me.
>>24522287
>I want to lick a girls pussy
Is this an actual thing? Why would you want this, it's so submissive and demeaning.
>>24521940
>A true alpha male takes his woman by the throat, throws her...
who cares, you fucking normie? we don't want to be chads, we want to be loved and to have the kind of sex we want
ain't gonna date a whore to realize HER sexual fantasies
>>24521940
HEY! Fuck off NOW. It's very manly to have a girl be on you like that, you're just a bitter virgin! haha loser!
>>24526177
I enjoy the noises made and the fact it gets her extra wet?
>>24526251
>that posting style
Leave the internet.
>>24525973
because that's the way we evolved, a good portion (not 100%, but certainly most) caveman sex was actual rape
>>24526242
>I'm okay with being a beta loser
>>24526263
w-what noises are you talking about?
>>24526263
noises made by what? You can fuck her and she'd moan the same, no?
Why do you give a shit about her liking it so much that you'd just service her? That's a feminine role.
>>24526177
"I have never seen a girl naked", the post.
>>24526251
>this person exists
>>24526333
>Why do you give a shit about her liking it so much that you'd just service her? That's a feminine role.
>>24526341
>I don't know how to respond so I resort to ad hominem
>>24526291
>implying every robot isn't
>implying we aren't gamma
>>24526333
this tbqh if you actually give a shit about her feeling good that you'd just pleasure her and not yourself that's fucking demeaning and pathetic.
>>24526308
Very satisfied soft moans. Makes me feel quite smug to know I can do that in more ways than one.
>>24526333
No, it's a different kind of moan. Also, if you don't want to ever fear Chad learn foreplay.
>>24526341
>virgin shaming on /r9k/
What the fuck? SERIOUSLY? I can understand how someone doesn't want to be sit on, but dont you guys like to eat pussy?
Has anyone of you ever been with a clean woman who didn't smell of shit/fish/piss?
I love to exchange oral sex with my girl after work and then fuck her brains out. You guys must be a bunch of faggots.
>>24526408
>NuMale the post
ITT: Redditors coming to 4Chad to talk about why giving a oral sex isn't beta.It's really pathetic if you lower yourself to that level
>>24526395
I alluded to it getting her wet, ergo enjoying it. Not merely selfish enjoyment.
>>24526417
Vegetarian non smokers taste better due to diet.
>>24526461
vegan virgin vaggot detected
>>317853838
>tfw literally a kek before cumming, picturing my gf with other guys and roleplaying her being a slut
>She has literally met another guy and made out with him with my consent (inb4 slut, 2 years of warming her up to the idea)
>Dominant alpha male when I cum, happy when I fucked her and unhappy when I was sub
Please wake me up , I'd take any medicine to rewire my brain.
Already on 2 months of nofap, doesn't help arguably makes it worse.
one of my alphasandmale high test co workers always openly talks about how he likes to eats girls asses -.-
though he also gets his ass eaten by them
>>24526417
Eating pussy is beta. You're getting down on your knees and telling her through body language that you are submitting to her. You think Chad eats pussy? No fucking way. Plus if you need to eat her pussy to make her feel good or get her wet, that means you are not attractive to her psychologically and she is not turned on by the thought of fucking you, which means you are beta and probably have a small penis. When a girl is turned psychologically she wants to suck a big dick and then get fucked, only betas eat pussy because they know that the girl isn't going to enjoy sex with him any other way.
>I-it's not beta to want to make a girl happy r-right?
Fuck off, at least admit it when you don't like more alpha stuff, anyway who cares about that? I'd love to eat a girl out but I'm not so brainwashed that I think it's not beta.
literally my biggest kink 2bh
>>24526535
Best post here.
>>24526502
Meat eater, straight,vegetarian girlfriend.
>>24526577
Oh sweet! Nice work.
>>24526535
Why do kissless virgins like you pretend to know anything about sex?
>>24526092
You also support Bernie Sanders and browse reddit, right?
>>24526535
who gives a fuck about what chads do? soon enough there will be beta uprising and all the chars will be biting the dust.
>>24526604
Is it that hard to believe a non vegetarian can date a vegetarian?
You just don't put any animal fat in the food and refer to your dick as a carrot or banana rather than a sausage.
>>24521940
I sit on my boyfriend's face all the time.
I like it and it makes me happy because it makes him happy.
>>24526535
>You think Chad eats pussy? No fucking way
Lmao so this is what it's like to have autism. interesting
>>24526535
>You think chads eat pussy?
Yes. I know for a fact they do. I have alot of chad friends. NOT eating pussy is fucking beta. You really think your girlfriend is going to think you've submitted to her because you pleasure her orally? It only shows how much of a deluded robot you are and how much you are willing to lie to yourself in order to justify your sexless, NEET weeaboo lifestyle. You should kill yourself, honestly.
>>24526637best post
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>>24526650
Because chads are the ones who reproduce. Women are attracted to a particular type of man and do not want their offspring to be fathered by a genitically inferior male. Even when women end up settling for a beta (i.e. his money) she will still not have his kids and will cheat with Chad for his superior genes then let the beta raise chad's kids under the pretense that they're his. This is common.
>>24526080
>>24526282
Who's right here?
>>24526735
Jesus fuck, i can only imagine what it's like having to live life being you. Constantly watching over your shoulder. Constantly having to lie to yourself that girls must be vein creatures just because they don't like your spotty, greasy, misogynistic, yellow teethed self. Maybe if you grew over your ego and stop projecting your own flaws onto members of the opposite gender, you might even get laid. But no, it's just too comfortable in that fantasy world of yours, isn't it?
>>24526716
Chads use females as human fleshlights. They do not care about a woman's sexual pleasure, she is sexually satisfied psychologically simply by submitting completely to his raw sexual power, she doesn't need anything else. Plus she's so turned on by the thought of fucking Chad that she's going to cum immediately when he sticks his big dick in her. Have you seen girls in porn who fuck chads with big dicks? They squirm around and have to try really hard not to cum.
>>24526735
bullshit. chad fuck girl and go for another one. then you have tons of women complaining about every man being fucking pig. women wants beta husbands because they will really love them and will be good fathers unlike chads. problem is that usually stupid people (chads) have high self confidence to ask any woman around and women are too weak to say no if you act confident.
>>24526832
FUCK! BAIT! I should've known. 8/10 for making it take so long for me to figure it out, but you really overdid it in this final post. Nice trolling, though.
>>24526804
both, as the majority of women are self-loathing
>>24526811
I swore off women after being rejected repeatedly as a teenager. I don't talk to or even look at real women unless it's absolutely necessary (ordering food or buying something, etc). Women are scum who can't control their hormones or their primal animalistic desires. They are not capable of deep thought or empathy and only care about status and who they can latch onto and use to achieve it. Understanding how women think and what motivates them is essential to phasing them out of your life and overcoming biological urges.
I just find the whole thing disgusting. I don't like going down on girls. I don't want their stink-holes near my mouth, simple as that. The way I see it, doing something that I find disgusting just to please them is as beta as it gets.
And before you call me hypocrite, I think blowjobs are overrated as hell and I'd rather just fuck, cum and move on to other things.
face sitting <3<3<3<3
>>24526804
>>24526886
Pretty much.
Self harmers usually end up enjoying rough sex, and rape is a common fantasy.
More accurately not rape, but rough sex by a man who psychically knows she wants them and she doesn't have to expressly say it.
>>24526275
>>24526348
please stop posting untill you develop the mental faculties needed to spot obvious sarcasm.
>>24526930
Okay, now i kind of feel bad for saying what i just did. Not because it isn't true, but because you admit to it and clearly have been through alot in your youth. Just like me.
I've been bullied by chads from age 6 to 16 (21 now), have suffered from anxiety since the bullying started (been awake for 2 days now), and i also developed severe alcoholism. I drink 6 litres of beer everyday. I've never had a girlfriend, every girl i've ever tried to get with has rejected me. Oh, did i mention that i have aspergers and a rash on my ass and thighs? I'm also a NEET, btw. You see? Alot of people have it bad. But you can't just give up man. Please don't. If you persevere, it will eventually get better. Do you really want to live life the way you do until you die? Aren't you secretly fucking bored and empty an depressed on the inside? Make a change, man. We can do this. Other people have been through worse. We are just as capable as them no matter what you might think of yourself.
>>24526119
A doctor who episode
A green guy absorbs people and they appear as faces on his body.
>>24527077
Poe's Law. /r9k/ is definitely bad enough these days that a post like that without any trace of sarcasm is plausible.
>>24527099
>I drink 6 litres of beer everyday
Jesus, how fucking much of a /bigguy/ are you?
>>24527212
188CM/100 KG
You know what the fucked up thing is? My tolerance is still growing. Today i've had 4 shots of hard liquor on top of it and still can't sleep.
>>24527099
>Aren't you secretly fucking bored and empty an depressed on the inside?
No, in fact I'm far happier now than I was when I was trying to get female attention. The whole thing is a scam. Since I stopped trying to have anything to do with women, I have been able to focus 100% of my time, money and energy to improving my own life. I can devote time to hobbies such as art and music, I can save and invest my money, and I make my own happiness instead of relying on someone else for it. When you enter into a relationship, you are giving the other person license to ruin your life and cripple you emotionally. Why would I want that? So I can have someone to bitch and complain at me for not living up to the standards they have for a partner and expect me to devote time to becoming the person they think I should be? I would rather be my own person and not the pet project of some woman is just going to cheat on me at literally the first chance she gets.
I did fraternity rush sophomore year and one of the questions one of the frats asked was "do you eat pussy" lol
>>24527321
I can see what you mean, but i think you're making it a bit worse than it is. Do you fuck hookers at least?
>>24527419
How is he making it worse by not caving in to the vaginal jew?
>>24527447
I was just taking a leak and then i thought: ''Fuck, i didn't consider the fact that this guy is probably an American''
I'm Dutch, and over here we don't have third wave feminist, there are little to no tumblr SJW's, and the media and bullshit TV-shows try to brainwash us a heck of alot less than yours.
The social hierarchy is very different in a country as Holland. Beta's get stacies over here. Poor guys get chicks. Maybe you guys should just pick up an online dutch language course and move over here. I don't know.
>>24526417
Only to the girl I lost it to.
She was the only one deserving of it.
I haven't done it to anyone else and never will
>>24527524
>I'm Dutch, and over here we don't have third wave feminist
Oh? In mijn mening zijn hollandse meisjes nog moeilijker dan amerikaansen hoor.
>>24527330
Was eating pussy looked down upon?
>>24527447
because he's not getting laid
>>24527661
Woon je in een van de grote steden, zeker? Zwolle FTW
>>24521940
Not that i condone face sitting but you're definitly a virgin.
>>24527674
Ja, ik woon in de randstad. Hier komt de turbo chad meme vandaan man.
>>24527736
Oke, dan snap ik het. Ik heb een buurman die uit Den Haag komt, en als ik hem moet geloven is dat aso city. Criminaliteit schijnt gewoon normaal te zijn en marrokanen kun je beter niet aanspreken tenzij je ze kent. Misschien is een stad als zwolle beter voor iemand als jij, lekker rustig en niemand die je lastig valt, hoe gek je ook doet. Zolang je ze persoonlijk maar niks flikt.
>>24527524
That's entirely possible. In America women are basically spoilt for choice and can simply jump from Chad to chad to Tyrone to chad, and the culture tells women that if they are unhappy with a man it is never her fault. Basically dating in America boils down to the man needs to do everything he can to make sure the woman is happy even if it means sacrificing things for her, while women are under no obligation to do anything in the relationship other than look pretty (and feminism is now telling them that they don't need to do that because it's sexist)
>>24527736
En met meisjes die moeilijk doen, oke, Hollandse meiden zijn misschien moeilijker om in bed te krijgen, maar zijn minder gehersenspoeld door de popcultuur. Hierdoor zijn zij minder in de overtuiging dat een man alfa/rijk/knap moet zijn. Ik zie het tenminste FUCKING vaak, een lelijke, arme gozer met een mooie meid lopen.
>>24527798
My point exactly.
>>24527665
They were probably looking for "no" as the answer. This was the alpha frat on campus and I really wasn't too interested in them and their hazing so I didn't care what I said. I think I said yes lol
>>24527831
>Ik zie het tenminste FUCKING vaak, een lelijke, arme gozer met een mooie meid lopen.
Hahaha ja is ook zo, ik moet eerlijk zeggen dat ik het ook nooit probeer hoor.
>all these virgins that will never know the pleasure that is 69'ing
>>24527982
Precies, en dat in combinatie met het frequent bezoeken van /r9k/ kan je nogal verwarren. Iedereen beargumenteerd alles zo mooi, terwijl je aan de realiteit kunt afchecken dat het gewoon NIET klopt. Ik kom hier dan ook voornamelijk om mezelf eraan te herinneren dat ik veel slechter af had kunnen zijn.
are some of you seriously telling me you wouldn't let this blonde qtpie in OP sit on your face? maybe you'll tell me you wouldn't let her put her toes into your mouth either?
W-wwhat if I pppush her down and eat her pussy while aggressively groping her boobs? Is that alpha?
>>24527899
SAE? Sounds like something SAE would ask.
Frats were banned at my school since 1900. Honestly pretty happy I didn't have to make the choice to go greek or not.
>>24521940
I love it when my wife grinds her thick bush against my face and I can smell her cunt on my lips for hours afterwords
>>24528414
That's Tyrone's cum that you're smelling
>>24528201
You're such a faggot
>>24528075
Enjoy your meme sex
>>24528340
Totes, br3h
>>24528677
>Enjoy your meme sex
I'm enjoying sex, yes. Unlike you, who will die without knowing what it is like.
>>24528340
>strip her naked
>tie her up
>blindfold her
>eat her pussy
That is alpha.
>A true alpha male takes his woman by the throat, throws her on the bed and fucks her until her wet slut cunt starts bleeding. This is the only way to make a woman respect you.
says the permavirgin lol
facesitting isn't necessarily about the submissiveness about the act. it's about guys who love ass and sticking their face in some booty.
i like clothed facesitting
no stinky poo poo butt
>>24529084
Still beta though
just so you know
>>24528738
>implying I'm a virgin
I'm this anon>>24527624
>tfw service/oral-oriented femdom fetishist
>tfw a good chunk of my life has been spent having my face used as alternately a chair or footrest
>tfw giving oral until your jaw is about to fall off
>tfw shoving your tongue as far as it will go up a girl's ass while she ignores you and doesn't even appreciate or notice your effort
>tfw going out of your way to be as debased and self-destructive as possible so she can have 0.1% more pleasure and not even thank you for it
>tfw licking feet clean
>tfw girl assumes you also like to lick shoes and you don't but you don't say anything because she should get what she wants so you just learn to like licking her shoes
>tfw being put on a leash and told to kneel so she can take out frustration and amuse herself by choking, slapping, and beating you
>tfw being told to thank her for it afterwards
>tfw achieving transcendental states of ego annihilation and union with the godhead when your face is squished between the warm thighs of a girl, your mouth and nose covered by her still panty-covered pussy, shrouded in darkness by her skirt over your head while she browses 4chan
>tfw being completely beneath a woman
>tfw having the "highest" part of your body in both a literal and allegorical sense turned into a resting place for the "lowest" part of a girl's body
>tfw having your mouth and tongue, the tools you are supposed to use to champion your personhood, turned into fun toys and degrading cleaning implements
>tfw delving deep into your subconscious and tapping into your otherwise sublimated male worship for women, your primeval, chthtonic combination of both veneration and terror of feminine sexual power and ability to create life
>tfw beholding the entire apollonian drive of masculinity and civilisation as a flight from the primordial power gaia and venus, and voluntarily casting it all aside for the sake of giving better cunnilingus for 27 minutes while she watches anime
>tfw doing psychedelics and licking butt
>>24531064
>you will never confess your broken brain to a young camille paglia
>you will never be dommed so hard it tunnels through your selfhood and breaks space and time
>you will never eat camille's butt while she reads passages of emily dickinson and reflects on her own generative power
>you will never offer up your apollo to her dionysius
>you will never willingly let her rend you in bacchanalia
>you will never get stepped on by a girl dressed up as an erinys
>you will never unfurl yourself in a carpet in front of cleopatra after conquering half the planet and then confess you mostly just want to go down on her a bunch
>you will never be sacher-masoch except arresting and charismatic enough not to get keked
gotta smell dat booty doe mm-mm gimme that stank!
>>24531064
>>24531165
wtf nerds lmao
>>24531064
So you agree only beta c.uckolds like giving oral to women
>>24531539
if you don't like giving oral to women you are homosexual, end of story
>>24531629
if you don't like to fuck boipucci you are a homosexual.
>>24532157
a man penetrating another man is the definition of homosexuality
>>24532194
a anus is a anus, can you tell the difference between a woman's anus and a man's anus?
>>24532219
yes, one belongs to a woman and the other belongs to a man
I would give my left nut for a cute girl to sit on my face
>eating pussy
enjoy the throat and mouth cancers
i have this really obscure this where I want to shove my entire head up to my shoulders entire up a girl's vagina
not vore because just the head, i don't want to go in there, just look at it and maybe take a nap, like sticking your head in a blanket while your body is naked and cold
does anyone have a name for this
>>24533371
>i don't want to go in there, just look at it and maybe take a nap, like sticking your head in a blanket while your body is naked and cold
>>24533371
>does anyone have a name for this
autism
>>24533371
Austism
>>24533371
it would probably smell nice in there. nice, warm, smelly vagina.
>>24533371
illegal autism levels
facesitting is just an excuse to fondle, sniff, and lick a girl's pussy and asshole.
feels/smells/tastes good, man
>>24533371
I want to use a giant woman as a sleeping bag.
>>24533393
GUS GUS O MIGHTY GUS
KING OF ALL THE PLAYGROUND
GUS GUS
OH SHINY GUS
OH WHAT A GREAT KING WE'VE FOUND
>>24521940
I fuck her hard first.
Then I make her sit on my face. But no she can't sit. She has to squat and hover like she's trying to shit in the forrest while I gape her asshole.
Then it's my turn to sit on her face while I suffocate her with my manlet ass.
Cum on her chest.
She wants me to wipe it off but I always get up first and throw her the shirt I've already used on myself.
I turned what I want into acts of power and dominance. It's worked for 3 years.
>>24521940
Holy shit sometimes you guys make me feel comparatively ecstatic with how miserable you must all be. Goddamn, I love eating my girl's pussy. I love watching her squirm, I love watching her beg for more and there's nothing less beta than having complete control over her because that's what eating a girl out is. She can't say no, she NEEDS me to keep sucking her clit. There's nothing better than making her cum and then just going HAM in her while she's so wet and extremely tight because that is what cumming does to girls.
>>24521940
Facesitting? Yuk.
But, bring on the Faceshitting, Yes.
>>24531064
Alpha as fuck desu
>>24531064
Stories pls. How did you meet these girls?
>>24535365
>How did you meet these girls?
INTERNET
>>24535726
Which part specifically? What am I doing wrong?
>>24531064
my dear, you sound like the perfect seat. Pls be my bf.
>>24521940
This is the stupid shit a beta cuc.k will say to feel like a man.
