What's a black thanksgiving really like?
>>24521744
We wuz kangs in egypt and shieeet
>>24521744
eh most of mine have been chill honestly we cook ham instead of turkey though 'cause turkey is too much work.Thanksgiving is also the only time we use real plates instead of paper ones. Most of my cousins come and do shit and call me " that nigga who gets bossed around by snow bunnies" overall 10/10 would be black again
Mad food. Thai food too for some reason. Lots of wine and beer and shit.
Then me and my cousins roll some fat blunts and get rly high and play fighting games..
>>24521744
>blacks celebrate thanksgiving
i thought they had kwanza or something
>>24521744
>all of the crew pull up at the crib in bentleys and maseratis
>everybody in the crib wilin out
>we drinkin dat remy like it's tap water, pour some on the floor for da dead homies
>dj bumpin some hot shit in da crib
>everybody dressed in flyest gear, all iced out
>got hoes twerkin and stripping, money everywhere, we make it rain on these hoes
>everybody smokin mad blunts, sippin on lean
That's how it's like every thanksgiving at my grandma's house
>>24521814
>eating the white man's poison
nigga you a nasty ass cannibal desu
Fun game: Try to guess the ethnicity of the poster by their typing.
>>24522084
Fggreahhhhhh!
>>24522084
For the longest time, I amused myself by trying to spot a black poster post with perfect spelling and punctuation. Only happened once or twice.
>>24522219
Bitch fuck your spelling
we dont give a fuck bout dat spelling bullshit
spelling is made up by da white man to keep us brothas down
>>24522219
>For the longest time, I amused myself by trying to spot a black poster post with perfect spelling and punctuation.
>Only happened once or twice.
Please elaborate the nature of this reply.
>>24521744
Living in the South I have visited a lot of Black families for Thanksgiving over the years and the differences are interesting
>Blacks tend to have ham with mac and cheese instead of turkey and stuffing
>collard greens and cornbread rather than green beans and rolls
>If there is stuffing, it is cornbread based
>If there is gravy is is chicken based, not turkey based
Now, this varies A LOT, but that is the general stuff.
>>24522219
You're pretty retarded considering most of the posters here are white and have shitty spelling and grammar. Finding one that's black is like finding a needle in a haystack.
>>24522279
White anon detected, right here
>>24522338
You just described my Thanksgiving and I'm an affluent white southerner.
>>24521744
I don't celebrate no bullshit Thanksgiving.
You think I want to sit around and eat turkey?
That was the day your forefathers jerked me.
>>24522584
Fuck her right in theturkey?
just watch Black-ish, im sure they had a thanksgiving episode recently
>>24521744
Why do niggers act like they own your country? You literally brought them there, after that treated them like a white person and after that gave them benefits because white guilt
If it wasn't for white people, the niggers of the US today wouldn't even know what a KFC is
Nobody cares tbfh
>>24521744
I don't get that tweet, they have pyramids on their plates?
Well, I've never experienced a "white thanksgiving" to compare it too, but here what its been like for me
>arrive at grandmother's house
>wait for other family members to arrive
>hold hands and bless the food for a bit
>everyone eats and shoots the shit for like 2 hours
>people slowly trickle out
>>24521744
Where did this whole "Egyptians were black" meme even come from?
>>24522488
Like I said - it varies a LOT.
>Do you do collards, cornbread, and black-eyed peas on New year's? Because that is amazing
>>24521744
The sit at the table for hours waiting for dad to carve the turkey.
>black people think they were egyptians
kek. Just because modern egypt is full of nignogs and muslims doesn't mean ancient egypt was.
>last year thanksgiving
>be black
>stayed up all last night watching anime and playing WoW
>wake up at 2pm
>dad says "it looks like the vampire is awake"
>give a small laugh and grab food
>go back in room and shitpost
That's black thanksgiving for me
Ehh, I usually just travel to someone else's house and eat fried chicken, ham, mac & cheese, turkey, collard greens, okra (baked, fried, steamed, doesn't matter), mashed potatoes, etc. etc.
Pretty stereotypical artery-clogging Thanksgiving.
