Post something you wish you'd known 5 years ago ITT
How badly I'd regret wasting 5 years of my life.
>>24521142
That my oneitis at the time would end up being my current wife. Not that I would want to change that, but I would've tried to bang a few more chicks before we became exclusive just to get it out of my system.
It's actually physically impossible for you to run 2 miles, so stop trying, you cant join the military.
>>24521142
The white race will never fight to stop its extinction and subjugate and exterminate the infirior races whom have always wished its utter and complete Destruction
I wish I'd known how to lift weights and developed the habit of reading
>>24521198
>but I would've tried to bang a few more chicks before we became exclusive just to get it out of my system.
Are you one of the guys telling yourself that you are missing out on things? Protip - you are not.
Highschool was a time to be a complete hedonist and enjoy the one life you had.
She isn't special. She's even more of a bipolar cheating whore than most women and you should never let her into your heart.
All that shy good girl bullshit is a facade as well. She is trying to get with your Chad friend and also has a second beta provider backup that she'll get with when Chad isn't interested in committing
Lottery numbers from five years ago, money is literally the only thing that matters
>>24521282
>are you one of the guys telling yourself that you are missing out on things?
Constantly.
Break it off in two years. It all heads downhill after that, and then she dumps you right when you graduate, and you miss lots of opportunities because of it.
>>24521142
Invest in Tesla.
>>24521142
Winning lottery numbers
>>24521142
Never point out to immoral people the nature of their immorality. They will say to your face that your remark is meaningless, then take it and publish it as their own, while mentioning you as a hypocrite who took it from them, professes it, but doesn't follow it. This way, they will get praise for their insight while you are being condemned.
The next 5 years won't be better
Next time you are there jump
I WISH THAT I KNEW WHAT I KNOW NOW
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_xwnb3cymc
Just the lottery numbers. If I was filthy rich I'd have a reason to live.
stop bothering with college youre just gonna drop out anyway. start saving money
also yes you are transgender and its gonna be ok, please stop denying it
>>24522221
Yes, I wouldn't trust your luck.
I wish I knew that pursuing sex wasn't optional, but a social obligation, no matter how pointless and unpleasant I thought it was.
Life is just going to get better. You love your job have a girlfriend that wants to have 3 ways with other girls, you make a foolish amount of money and everything is going to be just fine.
>>24522221
Will you remember the specific lottery numbers for an exact date 5 years later though?
My gf is going to kek me and I'm going to have no gf for the next 5 years
>>24522542
>You love your job
what do you do?
>>24522561
I DJ at a strip club.
Just read the damn can of shaving cream. its fucked up how I used to dry shave all the time then wonder why my skin was a nightmare. After I started shaving properly my acne pretty much disappeared because I wasn't putting my face through hell every other day.
Dry shaving is seriously retarded tier shit.
>>24522221
how the fuck would that help you? You dont get to pick the numbers on the ticket you retard.
>>24521142
Bitcoin.
>>24521183
Underrated post ghhfb
>>24521142
that im going to be diabetic
>>24522661
>You dont get to pick the numbers on the ticket you retard.
You most certainly can pick the numbers on most state lottery tickets.
>>24521142
>It doesn't get better
>Kill yourself now
>>24523051
what I don't like about lotto is that people don't realize that it's essentially asking them to choose a number between 1 and 13,983,816
>>24523128
Yes, combinatorics master. That's why they have such huge jackpots. Playing the lottery is a losing game, but I still spend about $3/month on tickets when I'm feeling down. It gives me a small sense of hope.
>>24523128
Interesting story on how some Irish folks managed to beat the lottery.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lottery_%28Ireland%29#History_of_Lotto
>>24521142
Wish I stopped being an edgelord and just tried to talk with girls. It'd probably be hell at the end of things, but I'd value my free time more than right now, as well as care about wetting my dick less.
>>24521142
that I'll end up as a manlet and what's wrong with being a manlet
