If you don't look like this, your girlfriend hates you.
She is only with you because monogamy makes it impossible for her to get an 8+ male. If monogamy wasn't culturally forced then she would happily be part of his harem.
She is settling for you.
She will never love you, and the longer your relationship goes on the more she will resent you.
If you're dumb enough to get married, enjoy her bearing children that aren't yours and divorcing you and taking half your money and leaving when you get suspicious.
ALL women hate ALL sub8s and you are no exception.
I look like that if I style my hair. Just got a bit of acne.
Huh.
>>24520905
>If you don't look like this, your girlfriend hates you.
I don't have a girlfriend, and your eyes are way too far apart / you are not really that good looking mate.
>>24520905
Oh, okay. Only an insecure faggot would believe something like this. Seriously, kill yourself.
I look like this but without those weird eyes. If I put my hair up like a faggot that is.
>>24520984
stay delusional beta manlet
>>24520924
you're delusional
post pics, i'll bet you look nothing like him
Good job I do look like him then
>>24520905
That guy doesn't even look like Chad. His face is too wide and short and he has shifty, soulless autist eyes.
>>24520905
>mfw I look exactly like him but have shit brown eyes instead
>>24521090
now that we are listing his flaws, he is also too pale. it looks unhealthy.
>>24521025
You're probably right. Self image isn't very accurate
>>24520905
>mfw hotter than this guy
>mfw gf loves me and wants to bear my children
Please, tell me more about how marriage is a trap and women aren't monogamous
>>24520984
He's right. Keep living in a dream if you like, but one day you'll have to face the truth.
>>24521175
If you really are hotter than that guy, you're only proving OP right. Nice attention whoring, you insecure faggot.
>>24521160
thats funny m8
>>24521175
>failing this hard at reading comprehension
embarrassing
>>24521213
:^) desu lad
Yeah, thanks for stating the obvious.
>>24521117
Shit, the difference is depressing.
holy fuck who cares
>>24521254
I'm a guy with blue eyes and I think he looks cuter with brown eyes. I don't know how girls feel about brown eyes, though.
>>24521254
that's like nigger brown with that light conditions
light brown would get him pussy anyway
>>24521261
>triggered cos it hits hard
What I find funny and confusing is for a community that is basically made of virgins who rarely even interact with women, you all sure believe you are experts on females with your wild theories and shit.
>>24520905
>She is only with you because monogamy makes it impossible for her to get an 8+ male.
Excuse me what now? Misogyny? Chronology? Chinese people?
>>24521254
Dropped like 15 iq points lmao
>>24521324
What are you blabbering about? He meant what he wrote.
>>24521254
>you will always look subhuman
why does god torture us like this
as if being male, a beta and ugly wasn't bad enough
>>24520905
Idk who would want to be with that guy he looks like a young lesbian
>>24521351
There's no such thing as monogamy in 2015. Tinder exists, so do a shitload of other dating apps, and they're the most popular thing out there.
Where the fuck do you live? Some Amish community?
>>24521254
More soulful here IMO. Better overall with green. That said, your status as a man is dependent on more than money.
>There are people who come to r9k with the explicit goal of telling lies that make robots feel more insecure and depressed than they already are.
>There are people who do this while being unable to reach the required levels of subtlety that the rest of us manage to operate at on a daily basis while filling robots with delusions and doubt.
What the fuck is this amateur shit? Seriously OP, go start a manlet thread on /fit/, you're not ready to go robot goading with the big boys.
>>24521139
Yeah, he looks more like an edgy musician or drug dealer.
He could probably still get laid fairly easily, but if OP wanted to illustrate the typical athletic, straight-A, social butterfly Chad he could have chosen a better picture.
>>24521254
As someone that loves contrast, I prefer his dark eyes pale skin combo
>>24521012
>assuming
>>24521180
>being a virgin and talking about women
Alright.
>>24521315
Right? pic related.
>>24521286
>>24521375
>>24521419
>this damage control
You are wrong in every way
>>24521465
What damage am I trying to control?
>>24521315
>>24521459
nice butthurt
>>24520905
No offence to my qt gf but why would a 10/10 guy even want her in her harem? Heck im average at best and im already fed up with her shit.
Yall giving girls too much credit.
>>24521459
>Calls someone out for assumptions and then assumes that the next guy is a virgin
Hey, are you aware that you're retarded?
>>24521524
Even Chads need to bust a nut.
>Implying that Chads need to put up with women's shit to get laid
>Yall
Back to Reddit, friendo. :^)
>>24521565
>implying they dont
Virgin detected.
>>24521611
They don't. You think girls will hold a grudge against a hot guy because he doesn't listen to her whine? Really nice assumptions, too.
>>24521642
You dont get it.
>>24521693
Wow, you must be right because you told me I don't get it. That's the end of that. :^)
>>>/reddit/
>>24521254
LET'S GO DOWN TO THE TENNIS COURT
>>24521528
>assuming that inferring someone is a virgin on r9k is based off of a wild assumption
I've got some news for you, faggot.
>>24521708
he is right, you are delusional. "pua"s from bodybuilding.org are not chads, they are overcompensating failed normies.
>>24520905
luckily i do look like that
>>24521734
Are you suggesting that a failed normie is somehow inferior to a robot?
>>24521811
very much so, yes.
>>24521844
But how do you maintain an inferiority complex as a robot while also seeing yourself as better than some other group?
>>24521866
I don't have an inferiority complex.
>reddit-r9k no longer recognizes box
oldfags feel with me
>>24520905
who gives a fuck most girls are boring anyway once you cum inside them. not worth the worray
>>24521948
FUCKING NORMALFAGS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD! RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>24521963
so you can mock us in your tumblr?
fuck off dumb roastie
>>24521254
wow its fucking nothing dot jpg
>>24521974
I wonder where he is now, his trip didn't reach the archives, so he most likely leave before the first shutdown.
>>24521986
hello reddit. i can see you are doing your "impression" thing again.
>>24521254
>mfw a slight variation in eye pigmentation is sufficient to turn you into worthless human trash
>>24520905
>If you're dumb enough to get married, enjoy her bearing children that aren't yours and divorcing you and taking half your money and leaving when you get suspicious.
>thinking every person in the world lives in america
stay kek my friend
>>24521160
You do kinda look alike. Use some acne cream and you're golden. Grow the top of your hair and you'll get gf in no time
>>24521254
So a 9/10 is now a 8.99/10.
Big deal
TFW black and I can't look like this pic related it's me.
>>24521401
This is the most euphoric post I've read in a long time.
>>24523707
Fucking disgusting. Go back to Apefrica, you fucking porch monkey.
>>24523207
>you literally can't be over 7/10 if you have dark brown eyes
Feels bad, mang.
>>24520905
DAILY REMINDER ROASTIES:
If you don't look like pic related, your boyfriend is only with you because you're all he can get. He doesn't really want you and he dreams of fucking a 10/10 without the flappy curtains you make him navigate through each night.
Enjoy having sub-par children with betas, roasties.
>>24520905
I love my bf tremendously. Hes more like a 5 but his personality is a 10/10 , hes 7/10 humor, and I can completely trust him and he's ALWAYS by my side.
But he is a neet and socially retarded and has literally zero confidence. He does this and always under mines everything I say about him. That's what hurts me. I feel really stupid calling him matter sometimes if he doesn't act like one. I wish he'd exercise and take care of himself. It feels kind of embarrassing to be with him because of that. I don't want to be made fun of constantly and I don't want him to die from being a fatty or whatever. I don't want to feel like I'm laying with a retch.
Hed easily be a 7 instead of a 5 if he put effort in and Id love to do stuff with him whatever he wanted from hiking to boxing to paintball. I'm pretty much giving up my family for him. And he'sotoo lazy to go to the gym. I could see how over many many years all this pain and resentment could make someone feel worthless and undesirable enough to make them seek attention elsewhere. I wish he'd stop being a loser and act like the man I know he is.
>>24521511
ok
then i guess i know more about anime than you even tho...no, BECAUSE i never watch it
>>24524159
this girl has jewish facial traits like big lower lip and tapir nose. these are a big turn off for me.
>tfw balding slav
>tfw gonna end up looking like the guy in untermench posters in the end
>>24520905
>that guy
>"8+"
top fucking kek
>>24524113
Jesus fucking christ you guys are so retarded
What kind of autist wants light features on a male? You retards aren't ugly because of your eye color, you're ugly because you have shit facial aesthetics
>>24524286
Troll, post your face
>>24524113
You do realize light and dark brown eyes are literally best eye colors on guys?
>tfw 8/10+ according to literally everybody
>called chad constantly
>chad is now a pretty common nickname for you among internet pals
>accept fate and name yourself chad on skype, etc.
It's a weird feel.
>>24521160
Your chin and jaw are fucking weak and you have down syndrome eyes
you look 100% genetically inferior to that guy just stop
>>24520905
This is your 10? The womanly jawline says, "I don't mind if you kek me," and the sparse, unshaven facial scruff says, "Really, go ahead and have a night out with your 'best guy friend' because I don't have the testosterone to satisfy a woman anyway." And with that try-hard hair, I can tell you the guy doesn't work out or keep himself any better than skeleton mode, which means he's good for about fifteen minutes of sex, and that's about it.
A harem? He'd have enough of a hard time satisfying one self respecting woman. One of these NEET kids would make a better mate, at least they'd be faithful.
>>24521160
Skinnyfat detected.
>>24520905
>tfw almost look as good as him just need to be more hygienic
can't wait to reject scacy
>>24524465
roastie get out, ect, so and so on.
>>24524513
I'm a guy, actually, and I can recognize a pre-op transsexual when I see one. OP posted a picture of a faggot.
>>24524610
you say that but every word you type betrays your toasty roasty.
>If you don't look like this, your girlfriend hates you.
well then good thing I do
>>24524692
you are very handsome for a beaner. you probably descend from beaner royalty.
>>24524707
i am royalty
>>24524373
>light
Literally shit-tier
>dark
Yes
>>24524747
This haircut pisses me off. It looks so stupid. If you are over the age of 15 you shouldn't have that haircut.
>>24524692
How's them government hand-outs, Chief Mouthwash?
>>24524747
You look like shit. 4/10 Actually 3/10 because hairvut denotes so much fucking autism.
do you realize that 5% of the population win the genetic lottery
and 95% of the population have sex?
>>24524692
DDUDDEE WEEEEED
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>>24525010
>>24524707
would love to take a look at you, guys
that guy looks normal, beside the haircut
>>24525913
You were saying?
>>24524747
Compare your face and this face which is a native American equivalent and you'll notice for instance that your nose is disgustingly colossal.
>>24526201
Oops ih had forgetten the picture
>>24526183
You Skeksis looking motherfucker
>>24521160
yeah i knew it was going to be some faggot with no jaw lmao
>>24521459
>>24524229
back to reddit high schooler
Can someone post the pic of the incel guy who got plastic surgery?
>>24520905
What if I look like this?
>>24521524
A 10/10 guy would just fuck her and tell her to leave. Then call her up when he wants to fuck her again. He wouldn't need to put up with any shit from her, since he would just summon her when he wants her.
>>24523707
you look like the Redguard bandits from Oblivion.
hey, at least you'll magically be decked out in full glass armor when i reach higher level!
btw, happy thanksgiving you fucking robots.
>>24526505
I'm older than you. Have fun getting humiliated at Thanksgiving, autistic faggot.
if you don't look like me just kill yourself
>>24529772
So if you don't look like a faggot who takes it up the ass multiple times a week?
>>24524210
>It feels kind of embarrassing to be with him because of that.
You lost me
>>24529772
R H I N O P L A S T Y
>>24529772
cute in a trashy british/australian way.
lower lip is a bit to thick though.
>>24521160
You look good bro. Maybe you don't look quite as good as OP guy in this moment, but you surely have the potential.
>>24529772
Nah, kin, you kill yourself. I'm literally a god kek
>this babyskulled kuk
>genetically superior
