I desperately want to fuck a celebrity. I feel like the only reason I exist is to fuck a hot big-name female celebrity. I'm not talking about small fries who 99% of the world doesn't recognize, I'm talking Arianna Grande, Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, etc.
I need to lose my virginity this way otherwise I die a virgin.
Pls help me bros. I'm sure some of you have some weird talent for this kind of shit.
>>24520606
go perform a stand up on couple of bars
become a shit tier celebrity
fap
you have just fucked a celebrity
>>24520606
You're going to die extra alone brapfag. No one will miss you or your failed desires for some sort of relevance by leeching off of famous cunt.
>>24520606
I desperately want to fuck Pupinia
>>24520606
You are insane, we get it now.
>>24520638
not a bad choice m8
>>24520606
Unless you're model tier attractive or manage to draw their attention with your own fame markings/celebrity status, then its impossible for you.
>>24520664
How is it insane to desire the desirable? You're insane for not wanting it.
>>24520638
We all want to fuck Pupinia. She's so fucking hot.
>>24520606
Keep in mind they don't look half as good when they're not done up (They have entire teams of top tier makeup artists and clothing specialists). The females also age out fast even if they don't eat pills and snort cocaine, and are generally insane.
>>24521757
Celebrities do not necessarily mean they're desirable. How haven't you caught up that it's all a fucking scam. The ones that make it are put up their because they can help sell product. There are way hotter women that aren't celebrities.
>>24520606
They aren't real, they are clones.
The elite have been keeping synthetic human fuckbots from you.
No soul means no karma.
I really hope pictures of Grande worshipping BBC get leaked soon.
>>24521872
>>24521903
>>24521962
It literally doesn't matter. The fact that they're famous and attractive is everything. If I get to fuck one of them my life would be complete. I would give away my kidney to fuck any random one, and I'd sell my soul to the devil to have a choice in which one I fuck.
Please. Just do this for me.
>>24522510
1. Move to LA
2. Work your way up the party scene. Tell people you're some kind of entertainment group person (but not performer)
3. Do lots of coke
4. Take lots of coke to parties
5. Eventually end up a party with A tier celeb
6. Get them fucked up on your coke
7. ????
8. Profit
>>24522603
>not a US citizen
Are you implying I should enter the country as an illegal immigrant and go from there?
>>24522682
Get a tourist visa and then just outstay it like everyone else fuckwad.
>>24522682
>not a us citizen
you already lost any minuscule chance you had at achieving your creepy wishes
>>24522771
B-but I'm a special snowflake with an eccentric personality.
>>24520606
i wish u luck and probably do what >>24522603
said
>>24522682
If you're not a US citizen then you have pretty much zero chance of fucking a celebrity.
>>24523310
That's racist and xenophobic but mostly really sad. Why though? Is accessing the country a problem or is it because I have an accent when I speak English?
I fucked the hot blonde chick of game of thrones wheh she was shooting in Northern Ireland, luck is basically it.
Also lets face it you gotta be pretty hot and charismatic as with all women.
AMA I guess
I fucked a pornstar before she got into porn. Does that count?
>>24523366
Because you have to meet them first. They aren't going to fuck you if you're just at LA for vacation. You have to commit for a few months unless you want to fuck a has-been whore like Miley Cyrus.
>>24523401
Okay senpai I got a big question:
Are you full of shit or are you full of shit?
>>24523661
I know, But it happened
>>24523681
Aight then, I'll go along with it:
Was it Emilia Clarke?
Was GOT already well-known when you fucked her?
Do you think famous chicks fuck regular guys all the time or are you a special snowflake?
>>24523681
Well, Mr. Man?
