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You're walking with your gf along a dock and this Chad says
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You're walking with your gf along a dock and this Chad says "Hey, baby, come and hang out with me on my yacht. Your little bro wouldn't mind, right little guy?"
What do you do?
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>>24520219
gumgum punch him in the top left ab
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>>24520280
This hunk of a man is 250 lbs of pure muscle. He'd fuck your shit up, you little twink.
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I'd fuck his shit up pham.
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tell him to just leave us alone
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>>24520306
lol dumbass faggot doesnt even know about the gumgum punch rofl
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Make fun of his shitty hair cut and keep on walking with my gf.

If he tries to fight me over it id just call the cops, what are you retarded?
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>>24520219
without breaking stride

"Sick shoes you got behind you there bro, what are those New Balance? Niiiiice."

casually fist bump snickering gf

"btw nice haircut you fuckin' fag"

put arm around gf shoulder and walk away
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Im a fat neckbeard, my gf is a fat legbeard. Im not worried about Chad and if i did get kuk'd I'd just call her a whore and get a new gf.
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>>24520306
could still get a leglock and break his big toes if i wanted. good luck staying buff when you cant train for 3 months
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>>24520219
So far only one guy has tried to disrespect me by hitting on my gf right in front of me. I'm not proud to say that I lost my temper and slapped him. I should have stayed cool and put him in his place verbally instead.
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>>24520219
*teleports behind him*
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>>24520400
LEAVE NOW
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>>24520219
Lmao that guy looks like he's 5'5"

Nice toy boat manlette
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>>24520219
Go on his yacht, stab him to death. Throw him in the ocean and take and sell his yacht. Great date.
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Wonder where the hell I am and who this chick is next to me.
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that guy looks like a manlet and his hair is weird. Definitely not a chad.
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>>24520401
*he's deployed caltrops and an oil slick on the boat deck
*you fall and hurt yourself
"Heh...smooth move ex-lax....
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>>24520219
Sorry friend, alimony awaits! :^)
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>>24520475
>Definitely not a chad.
Yeah right, fag. He's a Chad and you're a beta bitch.
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>>24520504
Wtf is up with their hair? Especially the left guys, he looks like an utter fag.
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>>24520542
What are you talking about? His hair is fine.
>tfw you'll never be Chad and have a badass dog
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>>24520563
Thats the guy on the right you dip.
In america left is <====this way when facing north.

>he doesnt orient his browsing device true north when posting

Dont even get me started europoor..
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>>24520373
>If he tries to fight me over it id just call the cops, what are you retarded?

Bitch-mode initiated.
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>>24520563

Bloxxx1309847t9085239409840324 92840932
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>>24520769
you'd rather get your ass handed to you than see chad shot with a tazer?
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Tell him to fuck off and keep walking. If he starts shit, hit him. Most are pussies anyway
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>>24520219
Watch my gf ask him what he's compensating for
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