LOL! I'd be so dead, what about you bros?
completely fucking sober
I wanr some liquor now. Fuck you OP.
Fine.
Doesn't really matter since it would take a bit to get me drunk.
sober no girls want me
Even if I was Chad I wouldn't be very drunk.
I need a lot to get drunk, it's very expensive. It was better in the past where I could drink a lot less and still have fun.
I drank a half bottle of rum last night and barely noticed.
I'd be your designated driver, bros.
If you would be anything but sober you're not a real robot and need to leave /r9k/ forever.
>>24520744
I be fucking dead lol. No one man could drink that much alcohol.
>>24520076
this
sucks to not be skinny
Do prostitutes count?
Yes? Dead.
No? Tipsy.
Buzzed. Three shots. 3 1/2 if you count that one time.
>>24519986
I would have a 0 percent bac
Drunk. But I'm kinda sensitive to alcohol these days so maybe dead. Shots are too strong.
I'd be shitfaced because I haven't had a sex
I'm the designated driver.
>>24519986
Dead, since I'd probably kill myself over the fact that I won't take a single shot.
>>24520076
yeah being a fat fuck sucks dick bro
I'd take one shot and probably be a little buzzed
Drunk because I would take shots anyway due to the fact that I'm sad about being a virgin
Im on 4chan. what do you expect?
>>24520935
one shot but would still be sober
>>24520801
Try not being a fat subhuman piece of shit
>>24519986
Probably buzzed off 2 shots.
>sex with 2 people
>kissed 18 people
>fingered 4 people
not trying to brag, this is what happens when you send yourself to uni and make it your life's goal to get pussy. Some whore literally mouth-raped me in a bar last night and tried to get her hand in my pants, but failed because my belt is too tight.
I am NOT good looking
I would remain sober becuase there would be no drinkthen I would the permission to die
I'd have had a total of one shot in my entire life
