Who // excited for thanksgiving // here??
>>24519472
Not me, faggot. I don't even do anything on Thanksgiving because I'm too autistic to be invited to family dinners. They don't even save me fucking leftovers.
>>24519481
>not enjoying hanging out with your cousins and eating tons of food
>>24519472
Can't wait to get my hands on those turkey legs
>>24519501
My cousins are all wildly successful. Their presence only makes my failures even more glaring.
Really looking forward to the food. Normally I only eat microwave dinners and fast food, but my normie family always buys tons of top tier meat for Thanksgiving. Super awesome.
>>24519472
>tfw currently living in a central asian country that doesn't even have turkey
I'm going to go buy a few cigars today, a bottle of wild turkey, and then work all day thanksgiving.
I have no family near me, nobody to spend it with, and no bars to drink at. I hate the holidays.