>wake up
>every single electronic devices on earth just stop working
wat do
>>24519428
rejoice
go to the gym
read a book
>>24519428
Enjoy rebirth of medieval.
>>24519428
So, Dies the Fire? The first book is really good.
>>24519428
go back to sleep
>>24519442
Read a book without light from light-bulbs
> LOL WUT?
Rip out the hard drives out of my PCs, grab a backpack, go outside and check if there are riots, if they are, join them and grab some utilities and food, run for the woods. Not sure what nex.
>>24519466
>what is sunlight
Damn, how far have we fallen anon...
>>24519466
just use the sun senpai
>>24519428
Wait the night and follow the first qt3.14 I see
>>24519428
Why did they stop working? Did the laws of physics change? Is it absolutely everything electric? How do my nerves work? I don't wake up, I'm dead.
>>24519478
>>24519480
Your optic nerves are electronic devices, too.
>>24519495
>He talks about nerves but doesn't understand how it works
typical robot
>>24519508
Please, tell me how signals are transmitted across nerves.
>>24519428
I have wilderness survival skills, so I'll live.
Rob a bank.
>>24519515
Multiple dendritic innervations-> influx and efflux of ions -> action potentials(voltage)
That's about as much as you probably could understand
the first part in itself disqualifies it from being considered a device
>>24519495
Aliens transported all the rare earth materials from earth overnight, using telekinesis or some alien shit. That includes the ones in computers and smartphones.
>>24519536
So if nothing electric works, then nerves can't communicate with each other.
>>24519495
A really bad solar storm could wipe out our electronics. I imagine it hitting and being really confused and going outside and seeing cars totalled all over and planes falling from the sky like when an EMP hit in black ops
>>24519557
>electronic devices
Nerves still work
>>24519567
A solar storm wouldn't get small things. It would mostly just fuck up the grid.
>>24519572
Anything that could make all electronics stop working would need to alter basic laws of physics.
>>24519594
>all electronics
No, just electronic devices
What don't you get. PLEASE
JUST
>>24519619
You don't know what to say so you just resort to a meme.
They did this on a shit show once, I forget the name. I stopped watching after they explained how it happened. Man made nanotechnology prevented all electronic device from working.
>>24519428
Go outside, take a deep breath and watch the city thats viewable from my house burn while I'll go and chop some lumber.
>>24519674
You can't , all your nerves would stop so you'd be paralyzed and your heart would stop contracting and it would be instadeath because your brain ceasses to be a whole
>>24519428
>implying I need electricity to shitpost
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>>24519692
Stop shitposting on my thread! REEEEEEEEEEE
>>24519448
i wont enjoy it if i can't look up cat pictures anymore
>>24519428
You're about to get v&
The FBI found your stash.
>>24519428
Relax by an open window and start reading from the 1,000+ volume personal library of physical books I have. I have a lot of fresh fruit in the house, so I'm good for food for the moment.
>>24519698
anon what is this
fuck you robot
>>24519821
>Fresh fruit
Ok so you'll last a week.
>>24519801
I'm not living in the states tho
>>24519821
You can last like 2 weeks if you don't do anything productive.
>>24519912
>You can last like 2 weeks if you don't do anything productive.
You will be dead by tomorrow if you fail to heat your damn house in the cold that's coming.
>>24519934
Oh it's not that cold down here :) That depends on where you live
>>24519950
The majority of deaths by hypothermia happen at around 50F or 10C. It's not necessary to actually be freezing cold.
see planes crashing down from the sky
>>24519619
So what are you defining as a device?
>>24519554
they stole my weed too
>>24520149
PHONE, LAPTOP, COMPUTERS, TV, TOASTER, FRIDGE, LIGHTBULBS. HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES THAT RUN ON ELECTRICITY. ELECTRIC CARS, PLANES, SATELLITES.
YOUR BODY IS NOT A DEVICE.
I would renew my library card and get heavily into either MTG, D&D or some other time consuming tabletop escapism.
Doing this would require more socialization than sitting on the internet so I would need to drink a lot more to be able to make these plans happen.
>>24520747
Old fridges and planes, non led light bulbs would still work even in the most powerful EMP explosion
>>24519698
>On April 19th, I made bread
>I have buggered men
>Sollemnes, you screw well!
>Phileros is a eunuch!
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
KEK
fucking gold.
>>24519505
Well by that standard then we wouldn't have woken up.
>>24519698
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