I think I finally passed from just a nerdy faggot to true faggot today.
I fingered my butt for the first time today.
Let me explain why. There's only so many ways you can jerk yourself off. I was getting bored. I wanted to try something new. For some reason the idea of massaging my prostate was stuck in my mind and today I finally worked up the courage to do it.
I did it in the shower, using soap as lube. I think the thing that surprised me the most was how it was. Once I got past my initial fear, my lubed up middle finger slid in and out pretty easy, though when I clenched up I could barely pull my finger out.
I don't think I found my prostate though. I did that "come hither" motion with my finger, but didn't really feel anything that I could describe as a "nut" that I've been led to believe the prostate is. I'm just not sure where it was.
Don't get me wrong, I came pretty hard. But I think it was just the novel excitement of trying something new, not the actual fingering.
How do I figure out where my prostate is? Or are prostate massages not as intense as I've been told they are?
I'm sorry
I was punching walls this morning
After the 4th hole my hand kinda started to..
It might be broken
G-g-gay!
>>24518759
I'm not gay.
The idea of taking anything more than a finger disgusts me.
I still love tits and pussy.
>>24518860
>Prostate is about 3-ish inches insides
Damn.
I'm not sure my finger is long enough, I was only getting about up to my second joint on my middle finger
YOU NEED TO BE WANKING AT THE SAME TIME
also it's not gay anon, is a girl fucking herself in the ass a lesbian?
>>24518886
Your finger is long enough. You just gotta bottom out and make yourself loose enough to really move it around. It's pretty easy once you've used your butt a few times.
is this the steam thread
>>24518897
>you gotta be wanking
Someone hasn't been using their butt enough. Prostate stimulation is even better if you don't touch yourself for as long as possible.
>>24518899
Is spit actually a lube or does that only work for loose-as-fuck porn stars?
>>24518897
I was. That was the only reason I cam. There was no way I was going to come just from my finger.
>>24518918
Saliva is good enough for your fingers and smaller toys.
>>24518712
what kind of soap are you using? if I use soap my ass is burning.
>>24518914
i haven't senpai, i will try again later
I use a sharpie because my hand gets cramp if I try to use my finger. Just gotta remember to wash the little bits of poo off at the end.
>>24518956
>what kind of soap are you using? if I use soap my ass is burning.
Oh
I thought this slight stinging of my ass was just from the fingering. It might be that though.
It was an old spice body soap.
>>24518910
chuckledheh heh heh fuck you robot
>>24518974
How do you stimulate yourself with a sharpie? The shape doesn't seem to be too fitting for it, I feel like I'd just poke my insides with on.
>>24519016
Poking/prodding is nice.
If you want to rub your prostate then you can just use two sharpies.
Why you wouldn't just use a dildo for rubbing is beyond me though.
>>24518944
Are there any other ready-made lubes that would be lying around the average house?
>>24519113
Crisco (vegetable shortening) or vaseline. You'll need to wash your ass out after you use them though.
>>24519113
you can use plant oil but it is bitch to clean
>sharpie not thick enough
>cucumber way too thick and hard
any recommendations?
>>24519340
TWO fingers
>>24519390
already tried, not really that satisfying. I will have to go full faggy and buy a dildo I guess.
>>24519340
a penis
you guys need to realize that dicks are the best thing in this world
>>24519468
Penises are too thick.
My index and middle finger together are just perfect.
It's not that gay bro I use to finger my ass too when I was younger. I eventually grew out of it and I'm like 90% straight
Tried it a few nights ago but was just uncomfortable the whole time, couldn't feel any sort of hard spot (prostate) despite digging around in there deep for several mins. Just felt weird tbhonest.
I've heard of a product (Aneros) specifically designed for prostate stim but I'm too pussy to order one, and it seems that finger just won't cut it. Guess I'll just stick to normal fapping, oh well
I honestly don't get how gay dudes enjoy getting fucked that way though, massage while in is OK but the in/out motion feels so weird and unpleasant.
Hello again, Janitor-kun. Did you sleep well?
>>24522995
Tfw fantasizing about bananas all the time
>>24524188
But anon why would you fantasize about bananas?
>>24519340
One of those small pocket brushes with rubber handles.
