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How do I fix this?

My cock legit looks like a banana
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Have you tried throwing it to see if it comes back?
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>>24517795
get a boner and bend it until it straightens out
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>>24517795
>>24517805
>>24517919


thats normal you retard, havent you ever had sex ed or paid attention to cocks in porn?

they are supposed to have a bent in it, feels better for the gurls, unless yours goes around a +90 degree corner you have nothing to worry about
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>>24517937
>they are supposed to have a bent in it

what the fuck are you talking about? i'm guessing your dumbass has a bent penis and just assumed that it's normal
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>>24517937
>tfw my dick looks like a 4way stop
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>>24517955
it actually is normal they taught that shit in school and you can also fucking google dicks if you feel like it faggot

a penis isn't absolutely straight, they are slightly bent
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The correct term is boomerwang.
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>>24517795
>having a dick that's literally chris-chan tier
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>>24517970
My cock is absolutey straight and it looks fucking glorious. Fuck you and you bend dick
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Muh dick doesn't even stick out, just goes straight up. Probably because of the method of fapping I've used since teens, where I lay flat on the bed on top of a blanket and just thrust.
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>be dating a guy
>things getting serious
>we decide to go to bed for adult fun
>get his pants off
>cock has an almost 90 degree upward turn
>OK. never seen this before
>keep going towards sex time
>he slides it in and starts fucking me
>un-fucking-believable
>cock is hitting my g-spot within seconds
>i cum three times and then just lay back and let him cum
>curved cock is best cock
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>>24517795
Post your cock first, so we can judge.
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