T I C KOCK
>>24517252
>I meme'd it again! xDDD
jokes on you, I work nights and got off work a few hours ago.
>>24517259
shouldnt you be in bed wagie? you'll need all the rest you can get before dragging yourself out of bed at 6am tomorrow. don't forget to work extra hard so your boss can buy that boat he's been looking at.
>>24517305
I'm sorry to say that your information is wrong. I'm self employed and I work the hours I like, making 35 euros each hour. I spend my free time cycling, having sex with my girlfriend and studying both russian and french.
Life's good.
>>24517417
Sure and my names Brad Pitt
>>24517305
I'm at work right now, earning more in a day than you do all month. And I still shitpost from work because I can.
>>24517417
either
>this didn't happen
or
>get off my board REEEEE
>>24517305
>tfw you must be a wageslave because welfare in your shitty country is almost nothing and parents said they won't help you pay my rent if you quit
>>24517417
>I spend my free time cycling, having sex with my girlfriend and studying both russian and french.
I'm glad you are working on maintaining a positive outlook on life and a healthy body, wagekek. "A happy worker is a productive worker", as Stalin used to say. Your boss basically gets two miles worth of yacht gas for every time you hump genitalia with your designated female that your boss was nice enough to give you coupons for. Stay happy, stay healthy wagekek!
>>24517748
so, being a neet is better?
>>24517806
He has evolved beyond the need for sex. Or money. Or toilets.
>>24517252
jokes on you, I took a day off today
>>24517829
>beyond the need for sex. Or money. Or toilets.
Only sex, wagekek. I do get money. Remember those last 30 minutes of your shift you're kinda just sitting there thinking about getting home to sleep for your next workday?
That's YOU working for MY money- my neetbucks. And please do not mistake my smugness for a lack of gratitude as I am quite grateful.
>>24517850
>I took a day off today
Only six more paid vacation days remaining until that promotion in March 2017, make it count son!
>>24517864
10 this year and another 20 next year, neetkek :^)
>tfw I live in a country with no neetbux and I don't pay for you faggots
best feel out there
8:00 am
Almost bedtime
Goodnight wagies. Thanks for breaking your back for me.
P.s. the holidays are just around the corner (make sure to watch the commercials so you know how to appropriately spend what the neets allow you to keep)
>>24517855
Why don't everybody just become a neet? I mean it feels like the government is actually supporting this lifestyle by providing for neets and taking from wagekekssadly not the one in the country I live
>>24517886
>no neetbux
do you live in like tajikistan or something?
>>24517913
no, broland, we use the neetbux to go into space
>>24517855
>shift
What kind of shitty job would that be? Sounds awful. Anyway, 30 minutes of my salary would feed you for a month.
>>24517926
>30 minutes of my salary would feed you for a month
yeah, but he doesn't have to wake up at horrendous hours almost everyday and do tiring job for 8 hours
>>24517913
>Why don't everybody just become a neet?
Because everybody will never do the same thing thus "everybody" doesn't really exist as a subject outside vague political arguments.
I am a NEET tho. Don't care about everybody.
>>24517963
Nor is he too scared to leave the house
>>24517978
No, I mean, what makes wagecocks want to work, when they're people living so frivolously off their money?
>>24517999
>what makes wagecocks want to work
Their bossmans?
>>24517999
because neetkeks get chump change and I can spend my own money however the fuck I want and still have more than them
>>24517252
What will you do if trump wins and and ends neetbux supply?
>>24517252
Thisis time for tendiebux.
>>24517963
Good thing don't have to wake up at horrendous hours and my job isn't tiring.
I'm a case worker for disability, and i routinely deny or cut off people with "autism." Of they're nonverbal fine, but i see a lot of faggots who just want to stay home and watch cartoons. Those people get nothing.
Why do i do this? Because of these threads.
>>24518716
Fuck you.
Just seriously fuck you
>>24518716
No you don't. Desu
>>24518716
Good job anon keep it up
>Machines slated to replace millions of wagekek jobs
>Wageslaves will still go on and and on about the values of working despite being replaced
>Price of everything falls as production cost approaches zero
>Very few, if anyone will need to work
>Millions more NEETs
>wageslaves outnumbered now
>We rises up and finish off the remains slaves, killing off the last vestigial of the working class
>Finally, peace is achieved as the last remaining wageslaves are driven away to siberia
NEETs will win, just as Marx predicted.
>MFW get 3 day weekends almost every week
>MFW get the last week of every month off
>MFW I make more than than median income of my area so live very comfortably
>MFW I spend my weekends with my friends doing cool things that cost money
>MFW I spend my week long breaks doing shit like camping or just playing vidya
>MFW I'm posting from work cause my job is rad and I do what I want
I'm a normie who treats this place like zoo for entertainment
>>24518716
yeah but if I was going to apply it wouldn't be for "autism". next move???
>>24519256
how will you win when you're out of shape and retarded as fuck though
>>24519370
What do you do? And where at?
>>24519668
I work for trucking/logistics corp that's all I can say
not a driver
If your surname gets posted you must end your 15 minutes break early I will start
Coleman
>>24517999
>their money
It's not your money, its just money the government (the masses) allow you to keep for a little while until you return it or die.
We neets understand this that's why we opt out
>>24518015
>I can spend it however I like
Can you choose to be buried in it?
>>24520136
Can you choose to burn your house down? Can you buy drugs legally with it? My money my ass
>>24517252
Normie memes, when will they end?
>>24519256
>Machines need to be supervised
>Engineers, doctors, lawyers, teachers etc. will still be needed
>Working class jobs will vanish
>Jobs requiring higher education will be the staple of the society
You're wrong. People with higher education will ascend way beyond your dreams as the mob of neets get their shit fucked over by the unavoidable military state.
>>24520136
yes. I have a bigass vault like that richfag from duck tales
>>24519822
You're a truck stop stipper
>>24520793
so you are a duck or a kek?
>>24521042
I kek at neetkeks
Just spent the night drinking, couldn't sleep so I had a fap and decided to check /r9k/. Glad I have no where I have to be, life is good.
