>be me
>drive a Fuckload for work
>piss in cups/bottles to save time
>pissing in fast food cup at red light, light turns green
>instincually accelerate
>dump hot piss all over lap and seat
>drive straight home, tell no one, turn phone off
At least Piss in a water bottle
>>24517240
I usually do. Didn't have any at the time.
Mate, if you can't handle the occasional spillage you're not cut out for pissbottles.
>Be Neet
>live in the sleepout
>brother moves back in after lease on his flat ran out
>he sleeps in the room between mine and the bathroom
>dont wanna be a stink dude and wake him up cause hes a wagekek
>piss in a vase
>mum finds in the next day
>still hearing shit about it 5+ years later
>mfw still living in that same sleepout and still pissing in that same vase
>>24517300
This was literally a full load.
Soaked all the way through my pants and made a puddle under me.
