Are there any hairdressers on /r9k/?
Do you ever get customers where you think
>thats a robot
How do you notice it?, the looks, do they smell?
I once had a short asian MILF with huge fake tits cut my hair. her tits were on my back or shoulder almost the entire time, and at the end she turned me around and bent over me to the point my nose was literally in her cleavage so she could trim some stray hairs
for some reason MILFs are more attracted to me than girls my age, maybe its pity
>>24516251
>r9k
>asks if anyone has a nice job
Robots don't even like having their own hair cut. You forget where you are
>>24516348
r9k isnt only robots tho.
I hate goung to the hairdressers.
>so anon, where do you work?
>>24516251
Who else goes to the hairdresses just so another woman touches you I went yesterday and the chick was kinda fat so her belly kept rubbing against my arms.
i am. i get some ugly, greasy looking, quiet guys once in awhile and I always wonder.
>>24516294
>tfw always have male hairdressers who rub their dick on my elbow
I swear these faggots do it on purpose
>>24516681
>tfw NEET for over half a decade
>the epitome of a robot and a human failure
>morbidly afraid of smelling or looking greasy in public
>can't step outside without showering and putting on clean clothes beforehand
I'm still afraid of going to a hairdresser in case they judge me.
>>24516294
it is my dream for that to happen then I take her out the back and fuck her silly
never gonna happen
>>24516759
good
im fucking glad you shower and put on clean clothes before going outside
is this supposed to be weird or something
>>24516681
How should I talk to them while minimizing how autistic I look
the last time I went to have my hair cut the guy started talking really slowly and acted really grateful for some reason
>>24516759
just shower before you. They get paid to do this shit they don't care
>>24516294
Did you at least fuck her
my mums my hairdresser,
Been getting generic haircuts for half a century
