>tfw life is like a penis
>simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely
>and then women make it hard.
>>24515739
>tfw will never suck a penis that big
>>24515749
it's not even that big desu, its in the foreground, and her hand is on it. female hands are usually 2.5-3.5 inches wide, its like 6-7 inches top. its only appearing that big because, on the screen, it begins at the bottom of her breasts and reaches to her mouth. a penis would have to be over a foot long to reach that far.
>>24515799
All this fucking rationalizing.
Jesus Christ, you dicklets are pathetic. Sometimes a big dick is just a big dick.
>>24516979
This is a shop, I can tell from some of the pixels and seeing quote a few shops in my time.
>tfw life is like OP's penis
>short and sad
>>24517007
Here's the original.
Enjoy.
>>24517048
I really like her underwear
>>24517048
That's also a shop.
>>24516979
>>24517048
>Both of these faggots posting shopped versions
lmaoLITTLE
>>24515739
>and then women make it hard
>not 'and then everything makes it hard'
>>24515739
I must be the oonly non angry fem, non autist studying dicks to CSI the size here. I enjoyed the word play, brah.
>>24517729
No THIS is shopped you idiot,
>>24520095
>arguing about a dick on the internet
The doctor is in, you are bonafide gay
>>24516979
>it gets longer everytime its posted
Lmao
>>24516979
There is no way the human body has enough blood to sustain an erection that fucking big.
>>24515739
Blasen
>>24515739
She probably likes the subtle thickness of it. Does anyone know if it has a birthmark?
>>24515749
I got one that big bb
>>24515739
If you've read the kama sutra you know that big penises belong in big vaginas.
The fact that big penises are stretching little vaginas is a sin. Women wish they had big vaginas, so they try to stretch it out. Nobody likes a big penis.
>>24515739
>and mine is broken
>>24515739
Remove the soft part, maybe straight part too, but good word play anon
>>24515739
>posting one of the most common puns of the internet on 4chan
Really bad, OP.
>>24515739
good kek familus!
