How do you get shit stains out of a fabric computer chair seat?
Lick them off.
Your tears should lift stains like that right out.
Cry on the stain and get that saltiness mixed right in between then proceed to lick it off.
>>24515508
But I have dry mouth from licking your mother clean
>>24516054
Ikr bro?
Stand up you lazy prick
You're not stuck to the fabric, you're just fat