tfw that hair is my ass so abundant that
>it clumps together into hair balls
>it combines with every shit I take and hardens
>when I whip its 80% hair and 20% shit
>the band on my underwear acts like a net and has clumps all over it
>need to shake my body to get the dingleberries off and look like an Autist
>gets smelly when I get sweaty
I CANT TAKE IT ANY FUCKING MORE. WHAT IS THE EASIEST AND CHEAPEST WAY TO BE BALD FROM THE EYEBROWS DOWN?
wax it, or just shave
>>24515471
How am I suppose to shave my own asshole?
>>24515476
You can trim with a hair cutting machine. Like the ones barbers use
>>24515476
go to barber, ask for ass trim
>>24515476
bend over infront of mirror with electric trimmer, be prepared the the itching of a lifetime
>>24515521
I am considering this.
I got the answer for you senpai. It literally makes your ass hair fall off like magic
>>24515537
or order one of those laser hair trimmers, dont know how well they work but it might be worth a shot
MOIST TOWLETTES
They are the pinnacle of human civilization.
Once you begin wiping with MOIST TOWLETTES you won't want to go back to dry shitpaper.
>>24515547
Sounds painful.
>feed for tobor
>>24515563
I only have a regular trimmer.
>>24515615
Dude they clog up your sewerage pipes. That pleasure you're having now is going to be a world of financial and literal shit in a while.
>>24515547
that is a shaving cream for black men, retard
do you understand that's its pretty difficult to a make a product that breaks down hair? Hair is something your own stomach acid can't break down.
>>24515507
Mr. B-barber, c-can you trim m-my a-ass? Pls
just shower after every shit like I do.
>>24515642
just throw them in a trash can or something
Jesus, it's not that hard.
