My birthday is in a week, I'll be 21 and all alone.
What do you guys do on lonely birthdays?
>>24515201
Drink and fuck a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
My 25th birthday is next week and I'm going to kill myself.
>>24515256
Seriousy? I have the same plan for when I turn 25, if things haven't turned for the better.
What day's your birthday, anon? Mine's the 4th
Today is my 22rd birthday, and my girlfriend made me bacon, eggs, and pancakes for breakfast. Then she gave me a blowjob. Her birthday's in a week. I can't wait.
>>24515274
On the 2nd, exactly a week from now.
>>24515201
Serious answer:
Put your autismo to good use and become an alcohol expert. Figure out what drinks and brands you like, and how to male popular mixed drinks. It's absolutely ridiculous how easily most people are impressed by shit like this. From there, use the confidence as a foothold to fix the rest of your shitty robot life
I burn Chairs and other shit
I've never had a lonely birthday desu senpai
>>24515448
I'll take that into consideration, alcohol is quite expensive though. Thanks
>>24515490
A lot of cheap brands are cheap for a reason, but a lot are surprisingly good. If you can handle the social interaction, ask the employees at the liquor store for suggestions. Good luck
