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Tell me your daydreams and fantasies
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>you will never be a roman
>you will never lead a civilisation
>you will never sail the seas as a viking
>you will never be an alpha crime boss
>you will never be a dj for an obscure radio station
>>24515169
I want to be a very attractive woman of 19.
>>24515169
You will never have a QT WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
To cuddle with of course.
i just want to be super rich desu :C
>>24515169
>have a self-driving pickup truck
>wait for a cloudless night
>fill the back of the truck up with cushions and blankets and mattresses
>pick up my daydream girl from her house
>qt (idk what she looks like, she is just a she) snuggles in the back of the truck and we star gauze as the truck takes us along some country roads
>i point out constellations and stuff as the world whisks by
(i learnt a lot about astronomy just to give this reoccurring daydream more realism)
>ywn die in your sleep
>>24515169
i just wanna have huge arms and stubby legs
>I imagine I'll be walking around uni one day and be in a position to tackle a school shooter right as he opens fire
>I'm a national hero and can get in any party and get any girl
I've heard it's a pretty typical fantasy
I just want my life to change
>>24515169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Course_of_Empire
>you'll never see areas of the world like these paintings, much less live in them
the past seemed like a good time
muh fantasy
>move to Miami
>buy nightclub
>people come far and wide for this nightclub
>headline names most nights
>swanky and everyone has a good
my father died a few years back and his left me a enough to start it up,i plan on doing it but i know itll only last 5 years max and im aware its probably gonna be shit but its the closest thing ill ever have to it
but as a teenager i wanted to be a alpha as fuck anti hero rolling from town to town fighting, drinking and fucking, got me all nostalgic /r9k/
>>24515169
>You will never go on a month long adventure with your companions where anything can happen
>you will never make it as a multi-millionaire solely on the stock market at 18 years old
>you will never own a $5,000,000 rooftop condo
>you will never have elite upper-echelon stock traders meet at your house to discuss strategies over jack-and-cokes
>you will never retire at 18 with an immeasurable amount in the bank and live the rest of your days playing vidya
>your father will never have a life debt he must repay to an old friend by letting his half-white/half-asian aggressively jewish daughter in college stay in your place free of rent because of things that happened to her in california that kicked her out of her home
>you will never slowly form a romantic relationship with said daughter
This is a feel relevant to me and only me. Thank you for having this thread for me to type it out.
>>24515169
>you will never sail the seas as a viking
I know that feel all too well
>you will never be in high school again
>you will never fluently know sign language
>you will never be called into the principal's office because you are the only one in the whole school who can understand ASL
>you will never be introduced a qt asian girl born with paralyzed vocal cords and was forced to speak ASL her entire life (but can still hear)
>you will never be the one who has to show her around school and involuntarily get to know her
>you will never slowly form a romantic relationship with said sign-chan
>classmates around you will never talk about how cute your relationship is
Who else /signfeels/ here?
>>24517272
fuck,this actually seems fucking god mode feel
>>24515169
>you will never be a rich,succesfull alpha male that has blonde hair and blue eyes
>girls will never give you the fuckme look
>you will never have to worry about money
>you will travel everywhere
>just.png
>an organization will never contact you after illegally looking through your medical records and determining you have a certain neurological structure in the brain that allows only you (and others with the structure) to use a machine that can connect others in a realistic virtual environment similar to the matrix
>you will never meet with other people contacted for this cause
>you will experience being hooked up for the first time and the psychological rush it gives you as you fall asleep
>you will never wake up on a hill with the others as the leader of the organization tells you that the virtual world was made by a mad computer scientist
>you will never explore this world for your own
Who else /vrfeels/ here?
>>24517323
that's a pretty specific feel anon.
But it's not to late to learn ASL and volunteer.
>>24517377
no vr feels,but this
>you will never be a space pirate
>exploring numerous galaxys and robbing unsuspecting traders with your crew of small bands in fast ships
>you will never see new planets,explore the infinite space
this was all because of fucking CIV Beyond Earth,fuck you
>>24515169
Not with that attitude
>MFW
>>24517406
>mfw
>no image
>k
>you will never leave the grocery store while it rains at 1 AM
>you will never come across a cute homeless girl with an eye cover worn to cover the hole her eye used to be in before clawed it out in a schizophrenic episode
>she will never be shivering in hunger and the cold
>you will never toss her a granola bar from the grocery bag
>you will never see the gratitude in her eyes as she inhales the whole thing
>she will never be in your debt
>you will never see her next week and continue this tradition whenever you see her
>you will never get to know her and her whole life story that got her this way
>you will never take her to your house and clean her up
>you will never cuddle with homeless cyclops-chan
WHO KNOWS THIS FEEL
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>you will never have cybernetic or biosynthesised enhancements
>you will never look someone in their eyes to copy all of their probable knowledge and memories to your brain extensions
>you will never be king of a new race species of a clone space empire
>you will never act as the center of uploads for all of their knowledge, or at least as the owner of the source if you couldn't stand the idea of an erasure of your personality
>you will never have two modified, personalised butler maid clones- one to perform all of your mathematical calculations, and another to remind you to keep your personality
>you will never wage war with the rest of humanity to legitimise your race's position as a new species
>you will never fail and be defeated by a robot knockoff of you produced by a space corporation who also wanted to read memories
Writing a book, or making another shitty Unity exploration game soon- maybe in a couple of years
>you will never actually be your D&D character
jdimsa
>>24517441
I like this feel. I haven't felt it, but if I did, I would like it.
My two recurrent day dreams are
>getting nearly-unlimited fundings by extraterrestrial beings and developping a new country on earth to keep aliens informed of human activities.
>going back in the past when I was 8 years old and not repeating the mistakes I made which led me to become a robot
>>24517310
>you will never be on the longship that discovers vinland
>you will never build a colony there, slaughter the natives, and take a qt pocahontas as your bride
>you will never travel the world without worries
>you will never be a cool mysterious guy that change people life while traveling
I love my daydreams yet hate them at the same time because I know that all of them will never happen
>you will never be normal
>you will never be told "I love you"
>you will never belong
Excessive daydreamer here (4-5 hours of lying down with closed eyes to daydream)
Is learning lucid dreaming worth it to take these to the next level? Or is lucid dreaming just a meme?
>>24515273
>she is just a she
"She" is quite a loose term these days, anon. Besides, a drunk driver hits your truck and both of you die after flying out of the bed of the truck and hit the dirt.
>>24517538
the only lucid dream I ever had was shit. I dreamt i was in class and I used my lucidity to wake up.
Would not recommend
>>24515365
But anon, YOU are the school shooter.
>>24517369
>you will never have to worry about money
Don't worry, anon. I'm sure you'll have to worry about money your whole life.
I usualy daydream about working as a teacher
and how much fun it would be
and how good I would try to be at it
>>24517683
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=students+attack+teacher
>>24515169
>>you will never be a dj for an obscure radio station
>tfw you'll never run a comfy midnight radio station where you place comfy music for people sitting home alone on Saturday nights
>>24517728
Don't worry, anon. Radio is dying and so would your career if you did end up making it.
>>24517753
I didn't mean a proper radio station, I just meant a small online one that I could run from the safety of my computer and alone or maybe in a group of 3 or something.
>>24515169
>tfw will never live in the middle ages, fighting dragons and helping dwarves imbue their metalwork with nigh impenetrable properties
>>24517683
Why not just become a teacher then? It's actually really easy, you can get a masters + teaching cert. in just one year after undergrad now because they need teachers so badly.
>>24517777
You're right, because that's not how it was in the middle ages at all. Nice quads though, thoroughly checked.
>>24515169
> be walking around bored as piss
> dream that everyone on Earth except me disappears
> dream of me throwing shit around and causing such chaos that I don't have to get anything done
> everyone comes back frightened and I am just laffin
>>24517792
oh I'm sorry, I didnt know fantasy meant non fictional.
>>24517796
It's okay anon, we all make mistakes.
>>24517792
He is a God now. He will change the world
>>24517777
>>24517272
Similar feels, somewhat.
>You will never be a multi-billionaire on the stock market in your prime youth
>You will never do coke off some stripper's ass crack that isn't riddled with STIs
>You will never be able to fund an, essentially, entirely comfortable lifestyle for all the family members who treated you well, some of which are becoming too sick
>You will never get to flaunt your wealth, lavish lifestyle, and women on social media
feelsbadman. Trying to dig my way out of it doing start-ups in my free time but everything is so saturated and I'm not a genius enough to think outside the box. All I can do is keep trying until I'm old, withering, and hope for a lucky break, I guess.
>>24517479
>not repeating the mistakes I made which led me to become a robot
Share your secret anon
> you will never be a mighty godlike being being able to controll the whole world
> you will never throw anti matter balls that explode on impact on everything that pisses you of
> you will be all knowing and infinite
> you will never create your own species on a new planet only to destory them later
good thread
>ywn command 400 tons of engine + freight
>ywn destroy and create mountains with a mammoth mechanical bucket
>ywn learn the trade of shipbuilding
>>24517536
>No women is ever going to tell you they love you
>>24518059
>ywn be a bush pilot going where ever you please
>ywn have your own garage to cobble together whatever machines you dream
>ywn have miles and miles of land to call your own
>you will never ride your presidential motorcade through the sacked ruins of Rotherham and Birmingham, reclaimed by your Saxon paramilitaries as infidels and traitors are still being executed en masse and your personal choice of music plays from the amplified sound system attached, hooked up to a tesla coil system that both enhances the sound and shocks anybody who gets too close.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNJjnz-GdlE
>you will never save Tesla coiled Dvorak for the Triumph through London after two weeks of continuous shelling and purges
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU
>you will never christen a British supercarrier "HMS Thunderchild" as part of a huge re-armament program
>you will never see Canada, Australia, and NZ be annexed into the UK to form a new British Empire
>you will never see Project Orion propulsion systems propel seeder ships beyond Alpha Centauri to crusade across the galaxy in the name of Brittania
>>24515169
You got me on that last on op.
>>24518099
that was hard to watch
>>24515169
>Group assignment in uni class
>Two stacies whispering, giggling and looking at me
>The only time stacies pay attention to you is when they are looking for someone to make fun of
>>24517519
have you seen Mississipi Grind? Ryan Renolds basically plays that guy, you might like it.
>>24515169
>you will never play d&d with varg and fenriz while you write god-tier tremolo riffs and plot out how to be the biggest edgelords possible
>you will never have nicki minaj sit on your face until you die
>tfw
>>24518324
>you will never christen a British supercarrier "HMS Thunderchild"
good because that's a fucking lame name
I'm gonna lead humanity into the next phase of its evolution. I even know how to do it. Anybody seen the anime code geass lelouch of the rebbelion? I wanna be like him
Personally I'm grateful we live in a time were feminine looking guys aren't castrated to keep them looking feminine.
>>24518554
>https://youtu.be/tb4BWSUV8mM?t=1m5s
>not knowing the source
