>be bald
>go to supercuts wearing a wig
>pay for a haircut and tip them handsomely
>come back a week later wearing an even longer wig and have them cut it again
Fucking idiots can't even figure it out.
>>24513953
>drive manual
>never use first
>>24513953
>person holds door open for me
>don't say thanks
>>24513999
Cringeworthy unless diesel truck
>create revolutionary works of art
>never share them
>add people on Skype from 4chan
>have cordial conversation with them devoid of memes and sexual advances
>someone asks me for directions
>i say i dont know
>really did know
haha fucking idiot
>boss offers me a bonus to work on my day off
>agree to it
>work but don't take the bonus
>be gay
>that was a lie
SNAFU'D
>>24514830
>be gay
>have a gf anyway
Charade you are robots!
>>24513953
Ok, Warhol
>>24513953
this was literally on reddit a few days ago and it's what andy warhol did
>get accepted to respected and renowned university and be given an opportunity to enrich myself with a quality education and prepare myself for a fulfilling career
>don't seize any of the opportunities presented to me, isolate myself socially, fail my classes, and let year after year pass me by as other people my age form meaningful social connections, prepare for the future, and find their passions in life
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.
But this is not a perfect world.
>>24514860
The only thing left for you to do to complete your evil deed is drop out with one semester left.
>Parents tells me to think of what I want in life
>tell anonymous people on a Californian shrimp-harvesting enthusiast board to think for me
You have influenced my life more than I have.
>>24514785
That is the most evil thing I've read this week.
>press any button to start
>scroll
>be straight
>let guys from craigslist pound my boipucci
>say I smoke
>actually vapefag
>live in Australia where water is precious
>use full flush for pee
>>24514860
d-devilish
>>24514785
u absolute madman.
>>24513953
i see someone saw the andy warhol post on the front page of reddit
>i haven't took a single step outside in 2 years because I'm insecure
Take that normies
>>24514860
That hit too close to home, anon
>>24514943
>press any button to continue
>press power button
>PC turns off
